Alternatives to “nice to meet you” when you don’t mean it?

Anonymous
What are things I can say when meeting someone for the first time when I’m not happy to be meeting them in the first place. I’ll hopefully only have to interact with them this one time in my life.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:What are things I can say when meeting someone for the first time when I’m not happy to be meeting them in the first place. I’ll hopefully only have to interact with them this one time in my life.


Is this a joke? Because if it isn't you are an idiot.
Anonymous
Hello.
Hi there.
How are you doing?
Anonymous
Hi Larla. I've heard a lot about you.
Anonymous
"How do you do?"
Anonymous
“Well I sure am glad to meet you.”
Anonymous
"What up, b*tch a** pumpkin head."
Anonymous
Is this seriously a thread?
Anonymous
Just stop at hello.

Now please tell us the story, because this is weird.
Anonymous
You don't have to mean it. However...


"Your reputation proceeds you."

"I've heard so much about you."

"Nice to finally be formally introduced."

"I can finally put a face to the name."

"Ah, so you're the C U Next Tuesday who messages my husband all night."

Anonymous
"Well. Finally we meet."
Anonymous
How about just "Hello" or "Hello Larlx"
Anonymous
“Hi.”

And when leaving, “Bye, now.”
Anonymous
Say hi.

No small talk, just get to business.

No small talk, say thanks and leave.
Anonymous
Charmed, I'm sure.

(Super confusing-I read it in old books but don't really get what it's trying to say. I'm charmed, you're charmed...who is charmed and why am I so sure?)
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