Alternatives to “nice to meet you” when you don’t mean it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“So…at last we meet for the first time for the last time.”

Isn’t this a line from the housemaid in the Birdcage?

[Anonymous]

Make eye contact. Clench jaw slightly. Quick nod. Do not extend hand. Done.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Hi, you look different than I imagined."

Is a pretty shitty insult, depending on tone and facial expression.

You, my friend, are the Master of passive aggression. I love it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“So…at last we meet for the first time for the last time.”

Isn’t this a line from the housemaid in the Birdcage?

I thought it was from “Spaceballs”!!