Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I didn't read all 648 pages, or any really; I'm just curious. Who is Jen Hatmaker, and why are you all interested in her?

Also curious. That’s a lot of pages of comments for someone I never heard of.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I didn't read all 648 pages, or any really; I'm just curious. Who is Jen Hatmaker, and why are you all interested in her?

Also curious. That’s a lot of pages of comments for someone I never heard of.

Please describe in at least 10 sentences how you happened on this little piece of the internet and include at least two graphics, one of which must be a ven diagram, and one quote from the movie Legally Blonde. The first one, not Red White and Blonde.

Or, just read all 600 pages and come back after that. K thanks, dear one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:But Jo has depth. So does Chip, as dorky as he is. They are not just talking heads, they have a brand and know-how that they pass along that attempts to solve people's pain points.

Rachael Ray - as much as I don't like her - puts out useful content, or at least she used to. There is a reason to follow them.

Jen is just lost. There's nothing that she's an expert at that makes you want to lean in and hear what she is saying and buy the thing she is using. She had the Christian big family mom thing going on but that's imploded on a variety of fronts.

What? The world doesn’t need another brittle, deconstructing, middle aged white ex Christian mommy blogger now progressive influencer who follows and dutifully supports all the current things?

For anyone asking who Jen is, she’s this.
And as annoying as it sounds.

[Anonymous]

Why does she insist on posting texts from her kids? We all get texts Jen. Your family isn’t any more hilarious than anyone else’s family. She definitely has a lock on the most boring content creation from anyone. Let me show you my texts! Haha! Look at the penis one of my offspring drew in my garage! They are SO FUNNY!

[Anonymous]

What happened to Big Sass? Can someone do a wellness check?

It's almost like he and Big Siss have gone their separate ways.

Is their joint publicist advising them to lay low until she can draft out the right update for the masses? An update that allows them both to preserve their dignity but that also allows for them both to announce how much they've learned from one another but yet still want to explore new horizons by them both consciously decoupling?

[Anonymous]

Paging the Capstitcher scribe to draft the conscious uncoupling announcement !

[Anonymous]

Gosh I hope that’s true . Set each other free!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:But Jo has depth. So does Chip, as dorky as he is. They are not just talking heads, they have a brand and know-how that they pass along that attempts to solve people's pain points.

Rachael Ray - as much as I don't like her - puts out useful content, or at least she used to. There is a reason to follow them.

Jen is just lost. There's nothing that she's an expert at that makes you want to lean in and hear what she is saying and buy the thing she is using. She had the Christian big family mom thing going on but that's imploded on a variety of fronts.

What? The world doesn’t need another brittle, deconstructing, middle aged white ex Christian mommy blogger now progressive influencer who follows and dutifully supports all the current things?

For anyone asking who Jen is, she’s this.
And as annoying as it sounds.

The fact that someone "accidentally" lands on this page without A. knowing who Jen Hatmaker is, and B., Not taking the time to at least peruse one of the 600+ pages to figure it out and C. Giving a fudge in the first place does not pass the sniff test. And those of us who have been around here a minute see these "Who's this person" come in every few pages. I call BS. The call is coming from inside the house.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:But Jo has depth. So does Chip, as dorky as he is. They are not just talking heads, they have a brand and know-how that they pass along that attempts to solve people's pain points.

Rachael Ray - as much as I don't like her - puts out useful content, or at least she used to. There is a reason to follow them.

Jen is just lost. There's nothing that she's an expert at that makes you want to lean in and hear what she is saying and buy the thing she is using. She had the Christian big family mom thing going on but that's imploded on a variety of fronts.

What? The world doesn’t need another brittle, deconstructing, middle aged white ex Christian mommy blogger now progressive influencer who follows and dutifully supports all the current things?

For anyone asking who Jen is, she’s this.
And as annoying as it sounds.

These are all Jen or Jen's right or dies. Or maybe Pastor Hat or any of the other rando hangers on.

Could you imagine what it feels like in 2024 if you had hung your career and reputation on the Hatmakers back in the day?

Talk about buyers remorse.

The fact that someone "accidentally" lands on this page without A. knowing who Jen Hatmaker is, and B., Not taking the time to at least peruse one of the 600+ pages to figure it out and C. Giving a fudge in the first place does not pass the sniff test. And those of us who have been around here a minute see these "Who's this person" come in every few pages. I call BS. The call is coming from inside the house.

[Anonymous]

To: Heather, Choice Communications

From: Jane Capstitcher

Hey girl,
I'm getting HUNDREDS of DMs asking if Trevor and I are still together and IDK what to tell people. My hundreds of thousands of fans have noticed that he's no longer commenting on my Instagram posts or replying to my comments.

I've sent him 35+ texts over the past six hours and he hasn't answered. I know he's so incredibly busy with...well, whatever it is that he does, lol, but if we're going to continue to present ourselves to the internet as a couple, I need something. I heard those DC Urban Moms trolls - TROLLS I TELL YA - are making fun of me for being a thirsty white lady. 
Halp a sister out.

xoxoxJane
P.S. Brunch and all the thinggggggggggggggs soon, k? Hugs.

To: The Trevor Barrett Project

From: Heather, Choice Communications

DUDE.

Are you going to tell her or am I going to tell her? I'm completely in your corner on this one but you can't just ghost Jane Capstitcher after she's perpetuated this big love story for almost two years. Closure, dude.

I recommend just ripping the bandaid off. I can provide you with some talking points and you two can hop on a Zoom or something.

Breakups are not in the scope of our contract and if I have to do it, it's going to cost you and can I be real with you for a minute? You're not doing too well. Those tee shirt sales have really plummeted. 

Just get it over with. I know you bought Sydney an iPhone, which Jane interprets as a sign of everlasting committment and didn't outright tell her no when she suggested she wanted get horizontal with you in Dr. Ruth's memory. BTW, ick. Might take some bleach to get THAT image out of my brain.

LMK soonest,
Heather

To: Heather, Choice Communications

From: The Trevor Barrett Project

That's dope.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

The fact that someone "accidentally" lands on this page without A. knowing who Jen Hatmaker is, and B., Not taking the time to at least peruse one of the 600+ pages to figure it out and C. Giving a fudge in the first place does not pass the sniff test. And those of us who have been around here a minute see these "Who's this person" come in every few pages. I call BS. The call is coming from inside the house.

No, the reason this thread gets regular confused visitors is because it gets featured on DC Urban Mom’s homepage whenever it has a bunch of activity in a day.

So some actual mom in DC will go to the home page of this website and be like WHO is this person who has the biggest thread ever???

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:To: Heather, Choice Communications

From: Jane Capstitcher

Hey girl,
I'm getting HUNDREDS of DMs asking if Trevor and I are still together and IDK what to tell people. My hundreds of thousands of fans have noticed that he's no longer commenting on my Instagram posts or replying to my comments.

I've sent him 35+ texts over the past six hours and he hasn't answered. I know he's so incredibly busy with...well, whatever it is that he does, lol, but if we're going to continue to present ourselves to the internet as a couple, I need something. I heard those DC Urban Moms trolls - TROLLS I TELL YA - are making fun of me for being a thirsty white lady. 
Halp a sister out.

xoxoxJane
P.S. Brunch and all the thinggggggggggggggs soon, k? Hugs.

To: The Trevor Barrett Project

From: Heather, Choice Communications

DUDE.

Are you going to tell her or am I going to tell her? I'm completely in your corner on this one but you can't just ghost Jane Capstitcher after she's perpetuated this big love story for almost two years. Closure, dude.

I recommend just ripping the bandaid off. I can provide you with some talking points and you two can hop on a Zoom or something.

Breakups are not in the scope of our contract and if I have to do it, it's going to cost you and can I be real with you for a minute? You're not doing too well. Those tee shirt sales have really plummeted. 

Just get it over with. I know you bought Sydney an iPhone, which Jane interprets as a sign of everlasting committment and didn't outright tell her no when she suggested she wanted get horizontal with you in Dr. Ruth's memory. BTW, ick. Might take some bleach to get THAT image out of my brain.

LMK soonest,
Heather

To: Heather, Choice Communications

From: The Trevor Barrett Project

That's dope.

this is amazing!!!! who are you?? i am crying with laughter literally.

Dope?? DOPE??!!!

[Anonymous]

Lol, Big Sis is going to announce the break up, announce she’s “done the work” to be healed and whole, AND release a me-course on being an independent single woman, all in the same day.

[Anonymous]

14:29, thank you for the brilliance. You are a light in the darkness.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lol, Big Sis is going to announce the break up, announce she’s “done the work” to be healed and whole, AND release a me-course on being an independent single woman, all in the same day.

But not before she and Big Sass produce a MeCourse on Interacial Dating with all sorts of vague, unspecific mentions of challenges and "push-back" from certain corners, never mentioning exactly what it was but certainly painting themselves as victims of patriarchy and fascism, or something.