Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Dark chocolate sexy Smurf??


Wait! That's actually a thing somebody said?

I think it was in his comments, but it is definitely something he would say. Because you know he's black and brilliant, right?

He posted a new headshot, wearing a blue suit. The caption says:

50
Chemo
2 different cancers
Your boy still out here killing this blue fit like I’m Dark Chocolate Sexy Smurf! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

It looks to me like he said it about himself on his Instagram, to match up with a new headshot? I'm not sure it's a real headshot or AI, but he looks the best he ever has: polished.

[Anonymous]

He pulled back his ratchet locs and cleaned up his wrinkles a bit. Great photo of him but probably 65% real.

Oh and here comes Jen gasping and panting that she will be in his presence shortly and that he should cue up their (likely showtunes-heavy-if-it-exists-at-all) playlist for sexy time.

[Anonymous]

I have never seen a person relish in having cancer like Sass does. He even capitalizes the word. It's like a golden ticket for attention.
This is a sad, empty life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He pulled back his ratchet locs and cleaned up his wrinkles a bit. Great photo of him but probably 65% real.

Oh and here comes Jen gasping and panting that she will be in his presence shortly and that he should cue up their (likely showtunes-heavy-if-it-exists-at-all) playlist for sexy time.

I thought the same thing! A sexy time playlist for them probably includes Alexander Hamilton and Defying Gravity. Lol.