Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If Jen writes a poison pen letter to the church we need to go public with the real story of why the Hatmakers left the church they served at before ANC. What really unfolded there.

That church was a mess. Anyone who knows LHC knows their pastor is a narcissistic leader with abandonment issues who can't stand for anyone to leave his church or for anyone to do something bigger than what he's doing locally. Typical my kingdom versus the kingdom issues.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If Jen writes a poison pen letter to the church we need to go public with the real story of why the Hatmakers left the church they served at before ANC. What really unfolded there.

What do you know?? We need the tea!

Lake Hills Church
Austin

Typical seeker sensitive Ed Young/Ed Young Junior look at me, We're so cool Church. I don't blame them for leaving. Such a toxic mega church environment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We can snark on Jen without pretending like purity culture isn’t real or harmful.

This.

[Anonymous]

😂😂 spot on. She has zero idea how patronizing she is. Hey Jen…the Kevins also exist in your very own hometown, not just at me camp.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Darlings and Beloveds,

Just checking in to remind you that MeCamp is really all about...well, me.

Tonight, I was pretending to read my book at the bar, which, as we all know, is really just code for "notice meeeee." Dear sweet, cute, adorable Kevin was attempting to enjoy his own meal and his own drink - nonalcoholic! - but he couldn't help respond to my beet red girl summer vibes. I guess I must have been putting off the "No one has acknowledged meeeee or my superpowernesssss in 15 minutes" so he decided to talk to me.

Some other stuff and blah blah blah - I'm super cool with the green stuff - wink wink wink - but you my beloved minions I mean darlings and beloveds - will just have to keep guessing about whether I went to smoke the ganja with good ole Kevin, who is clearly a - whispers - Republican - but tomorrow while we're golfing and burning a fatty, I'll tell him about my gay daughter no and my handsome black kind of maybe boyfriend - and I'm confident he'll be on the path to deconstruction and all the things soon. All the things, beloveds.

Get yourself a real life Kevin, darlings. Love you Glennon. Thanks for having my back.

This is soooo spot-on...I read it first and then went to IG to see "the original "...it's so contrived and condescending.

This parody is so rich...whoever you are, Thread Parody Writer, you add so much to this space. I won't call you darling; you're better than that! 🤗

[Anonymous]

“…locals who know sh**”

um, she sounds like a jr high kid who’s trying out swearing and throws them in awkwardly

[Anonymous]

How long until Jen proclaims she’s bi-curious?

🌈

[Anonymous]

It’s as if for the first time it has occurred to her (at the ripe age of 50) that every single person walking around the planet actually has a story.

[Anonymous]

Kevin looked so high in that photo she posted.

Does he know she put his Miami Vice episode past on blast ?

[Anonymous]

Jen, fifty year old women who are try hards at being “cool” with cuss words and implieddrug talk is pretty much the uncoolest thing ever.

I truly looked up to Jen about 15 years ago.

Now I shake my head.

Fame destroys. Even brief fame.

[Anonymous]

The thing is, this was predicted in one of her previous books. She said a fellow speaker at I think Women of Faith came up to her and said “don’t let them turn you into a starlet!” And that woman was an actual modern day prophet. Jen got her brief fame but so far it’s taken so much from her .

[Anonymous]

Jen and Glennon never matured past age 12. The fact that they have fans baffles me.

[Anonymous]

Does Jen “read a book” at every MeCamp bar? Is she cosplaying Diane Keaton in Looking for Mr Goodbar?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jen and Glennon never matured past age 12. The fact that they have fans baffles me.

I'm baffled by how the women I formerly went to church with could never seem to see this.

[Anonymous]

Jen, there are “Kevin’s” crawling all over Buda, Texas. You are so ridiculous.