What commonly known thing did you learn at an embarrassingly older age?

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Anonymous wrote:That when a car is backing up, white reverse lights come on. I honestly never knew this until my husband pointed out a car about to come out of a parking spot in a crowded parking lot. I couldn’t understand how he knew they were about to pull out, and he explained the white reverse lights.

Also that 4-way stops operate in a clockwise fashion. And how to properly use a passing lane.

Wow this all makes me sound like a horrible driver! But I swear I’m not— no accidents since high school.

Is clockwise order in 4-way stops true? I always thought it was based on the order in which cars arrived at the Stop sign.

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Anonymous wrote:I was in grad school when someone had to explain what “take a dump” meant.

In high school, one guy said he’d meet us an hour later. Completely naive, I asked what could possibly be that necessary. At which point he choked out that he needed to use the bathroom. Everyone was snickering, and I obliviously asked why he couldn’t just take about three minutes and go. So, this poor guy was completely red and told one of the girls to explain while he fled. I’d never been constipated in my life, so taking 30 minutes to just sit and then needing to shower and relax after (figure out a year later that he was going to manually handle the issue, since we were all going dancing) was completely foreign.

What? He was going to do what? Maybe I’m today years old and learning something new

Wait I am needing an answer to this, moderately desperately.

Was he masturbating? Wtf would you do 'manually' for constipation? I'm also today (+ 5 days with NO RESPONSE) years old before I learned this apparently

Yes how do you manually handle using the bathroom? As a man? I know what you can do as a woman. (Reach into your vagina and press against back wall to prompt poo out — gross but it can be done).

For a man? What?

Digital stimulation.

I guess I am dense, because I am still not following. Someone, please, help me out. I’m usually good at this stuff. I’m not the PP that has been waiting for an answer for 5 days, but I feel her pain. What the hell is the OP talking about?

Stick your fingers up your butt and loosen the poo so it comes out.

Or a spoon.

First PP here. This is a joke, right?

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Anonymous wrote:That the average size of a mans package is about 5 inches. Not 9.

Which did you think was normal? The 9 inches?

This person appears to have thought 9 inches was normal.

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Anonymous wrote:That when a car is backing up, white reverse lights come on. I honestly never knew this until my husband pointed out a car about to come out of a parking spot in a crowded parking lot. I couldn’t understand how he knew they were about to pull out, and he explained the white reverse lights.

Also that 4-way stops operate in a clockwise fashion. And how to properly use a passing lane.

Wow this all makes me sound like a horrible driver! But I swear I’m not— no accidents since high school.

Is clockwise order in 4-way stops true? I always thought it was based on the order in which cars arrived at the Stop sign.

PP is wrong. 4-way top signs are in the order of who gets there first (but always yield to pedestrians first).

I can't believe how horrible some people are when it comes to driving - how do you not know that white lights mean someone's backing up?!

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Anonymous wrote:That the average size of a mans package is about 5 inches. Not 9.

Which did you think was normal? The 9 inches?

This person appears to have thought 9 inches was normal.

I think 7-8 is normal. 5 is not.

[Anonymous]

Clockwise for 4 way stops if 4 cars at the intersection. If 2, the one who got there first. Google is your friend.

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Anonymous wrote:Clockwise for 4 way stops if 4 cars at the intersection. If 2, the one who got there first. Google is your friend.

Where is noon on the clock?

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Anonymous wrote:That the average size of a mans package is about 5 inches. Not 9.

Which did you think was normal? The 9 inches?

This person appears to have thought 9 inches was normal.

I think 7-8 is normal. 5 is not.

What you think is not relevant.

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Anonymous wrote:That the average size of a mans package is about 5 inches. Not 9.

Which did you think was normal? The 9 inches?

This person appears to have thought 9 inches was normal.

I think 7-8 is normal. 5 is not.

What you think is not relevant.

5 is def not avg. thats small.

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Anonymous wrote:That the average size of a mans package is about 5 inches. Not 9.

Which did you think was normal? The 9 inches?

This person appears to have thought 9 inches was normal.

I think 7-8 is normal. 5 is not.

What you think is not relevant.

5 is def not avg. thats small.

Have you looked up the statistics? Average is 5.1 inches.

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The word "Paramedic" is the same structure as "Paralegal"

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That when a car is backing up, white reverse lights come on. I honestly never knew this until my husband pointed out a car about to come out of a parking spot in a crowded parking lot. I couldn’t understand how he knew they were about to pull out, and he explained the white reverse lights.

Also that 4-way stops operate in a clockwise fashion. And how to properly use a passing lane.

Wow this all makes me sound like a horrible driver! But I swear I’m not— no accidents since high school.

Is clockwise order in 4-way stops true? I always thought it was based on the order in which cars arrived at the Stop sign.

Good Lord, you people suck at driving.

!) First in time, first in right.

2) If 2 or 3 cars reach the intersection simultaneously, the car furthest to the RIGHT has the right-of-way. By the way, this is counter-clockwise.

3) 4 cars, there is no steadfast rule. Prudence, though, is the better part of valor.

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Anonymous wrote:That the average size of a mans package is about 5 inches. Not 9.

Which did you think was normal? The 9 inches?

This person appears to have thought 9 inches was normal.

I think 7-8 is normal. 5 is not.

What you think is not relevant.

5 is def not avg. thats small.

Have you looked up the statistics? Average is 5.1 inches.

Not based on what I’ve seen. Avg is about 7

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That the average size of a mans package is about 5 inches. Not 9.

Which did you think was normal? The 9 inches?

This person appears to have thought 9 inches was normal.

I think 7-8 is normal. 5 is not.

What you think is not relevant.

5 is def not avg. thats small.

Have you looked up the statistics? Average is 5.1 inches.

Not based on what I’ve seen. Avg is about 7

And your sampling is statistically meaningful?

[Anonymous]

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Have you looked up the statistics? Average is 5.1 inches.

Not based on what I’ve seen. Avg is about 7

And your sampling is statistically meaningful?



More importantly, are you using a tape measure every time you see a dick? I'm guessing you're just guessing and people are notoriously wrong at guessing measurements.