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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I was in grad school when someone had to explain what “take a dump” meant. [/quote]

In high school, one guy said he’d meet us an hour later.  Completely naive, I asked what could possibly be that necessary.  At which point he choked out that he needed to use the bathroom.  Everyone was snickering, and I obliviously asked why he couldn’t just take about three minutes and go.  So, this poor guy was completely red and told one of the girls to explain while he fled.  I’d never been constipated in my life, so taking 30 minutes to just sit and then needing to shower and relax after (figure out a year later that he was going to [b]manually handle the issue,[/b] since we were all going dancing) was completely foreign.[/quote]

What? He was going to do what? Maybe I’m today years old and learning something new [/quote]

Wait I am needing an answer to this, moderately desperately.

Was he masturbating?  Wtf would you do 'manually' for constipation?  I'm also today (+ 5 days with NO RESPONSE) years old before I learned this apparently[/quote]

Yes how do you manually handle using the bathroom? As a man? I know what you can do as a woman. (Reach into your vagina and press against back wall to prompt poo out — gross but it can be done).

For a man? What?[/quote]

Digital stimulation. [/quote]

I guess I am dense, because I am still not following. Someone, please, help me out. I’m usually good at this stuff. I’m not the PP that has been waiting for an answer for 5 days, but I feel her pain. What the hell is the OP talking about? :lol:[/quote]

Stick your fingers up your butt and loosen the poo so it comes out.  [/quote]

Or a spoon.[/quote]

First PP here. This is a joke, right?[/quote]

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