Burgundy washcloths in place of sanitary napkins

[Anonymous]

Dude. You suck at your job. You failed to mention the name of the product and you also failed to give us a direct link. I would so tell your boss on you, if you provided any type of contact information, that is.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OK, you busted me. I am not a real DCUM. I'm actually an SF-based viral marketer hired by the creators of the crocheted mouse cat toy / reusable tampon and I'm trying to get the word out that multi-purpose products like this are very eco. Just remember to rinse it after Fluffy has dragged it under the couch.

Would it be possible to personalize the crocheted tampons in case there are many females living in one household? I'd be willing to pay extra.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Sitting in a shelter outside with nothing on down there during that time is the most environmental way.

I think squatting in a field would be even more natural.

23:33 - have you considered a Mirena? I haven't bought any products in the almost year since I got one.

I do, however, have burgundy washcloths. I might need to throw them away after this thread.

I prefer Annuale.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/10234/saturday-night-live-annuale

[Anonymous]

Girls, have you ever felt like you've wasted a FORTUNE on cat toys for Mr. Mittens, and he turns his nose up at them? Well, here's your answer. What your toys are missing is...blood.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Does anyone else wonder if this whole thread was planted by people paid by Diva cup? I have to compliment them on their efforts, because I think I might go out and buy one.

Honey, you read my mind. I was thinking the same thing- I mean, some of the posts on here sounded like testimonials. I really hate having my period (and who doesn't) and my interest in this product kept ebbing and flowing. Well, I finally decided to get one and you know what sold me? It comes with a free lapel pin.

HA! Ba-dum-bum!!

And to the woman who posted about running into her super-tongued Polish ex FWB: you have a gift, my friend. Please file away the possibility of someday writing erotica.

[Anonymous]

Thanks so much for posting everyone. I don't remember the last time I laughed so much! I might just buy a Diva cup and cat toy in honor of this thread!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Does anyone else wonder if this whole thread was planted by people paid by Diva cup? I have to compliment them on their efforts, because I think I might go out and buy one.

If I were going to market for DivaCup, I sure as hell wouldn't do it on DCUM. For one, I've had to call LunaPads before for something, and I think their whole operation is three women in an office in Toronto...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think the Diva cup posts are for real. The women I know that have them
(and are willing to discuss it) rave about them.

Maybe they are planting mind control devices...hmmm.

Must. Buy. Diva Cup.

Actually, I have often thought of getting one. But at $30 plus shipping, it just never seemed to make financial sense. Plus, I'm in my early 40s and I keep thinking, menopause has to start setting in at some poibt doesn't it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Sitting in a shelter outside with nothing on down there during that time is the most environmental way.

I think squatting in a field would be even more natural.

23:33 - have you considered a Mirena? I haven't bought any products in the almost year since I got one.

I do, however, have burgundy washcloths. I might need to throw them away after this thread.

I prefer Annuale.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/10234/saturday-night-live-annuale

23:33 here. It would be unnecessary for me to get Mirena since my tubes are now tied. I will just pray that menopause will come early.

[Anonymous]

the Mirena is worth it just for the cramps (which go away completely)

[Anonymous]

I have to thank you ladies for the best laugh I have had in a LONG time!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think the Diva cup posts are for real. The women I know that have them
(and are willing to discuss it) rave about them.

Maybe they are planting mind control devices...hmmm.

Must. Buy. Diva Cup.

Actually, I have often thought of getting one. But at $30 plus shipping, it just never seemed to make financial sense. Plus, I'm in my early 40s and I keep thinking, menopause has to start setting in at some poibt doesn't it?

Well, think about it this way - you never need to buy tampons again. So you will get that $30 back.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OK, you busted me. I am not a real DCUM. I'm actually an SF-based viral marketer hired by the creators of the crocheted mouse cat toy / reusable tampon and I'm trying to get the word out that multi-purpose products like this are very eco. Just remember to rinse it after Fluffy has dragged it under the couch.

Girls, have you ever felt like you've wasted a FORTUNE on cat toys for Mr. Mittens, and he turns his nose up at them? Well, here's your answer. What your toys are missing is...blood.

*Dies laughing*

[Anonymous]

I'm a PP who raved about the Diva Cup...and I can assure you I am not planted by them!! I'm just so pleased since I started using it that I tell anyone and everyone who will listen.

But what's this about $30 plus shipping? You can get them on Ebay for about $25 shipped. And they appear to be brand new and not previously used.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:i wear nothin at night and when periods come I just put a towel under myself. if I'm home During the day I just go to the bathroom n sit to let the gush go n wash myself.

And you wonder why your hunbands won't have sex with you for months at a time? This thread is unreal. I hope those who use nothing or rags or whatever do not have college degrees because they should really be requesting refunds.

I'm in tears laughing now. Thank you!