Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..
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Q: What is the very first symptom of Coronavirus. A: Trouble finding a place that has the testing kits available. |
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Q: What is the best protection from Coronavirus? A: 1569 Rolls of toilet paper. Q: Why? A: Because once you bring it home, and unpack, you won’t be able to find the entry door ever again. |
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Q: What is the difference between cold butter and Coronavirus? A: Coronavirus spreads much easier. |
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Q: What do people say right after learning that they have tested positive for Coronavirus. A: O.. F word. Q: What if they don’t use the F word? A: They say O...S word. Q: What if thy don’t use vulgarities? A: OMG. Q: what about the rest of the people? A: They say OMFG. |
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Q: What did the pigs say when they heard that Coronavirus is spreading? A: They didn’t say anything, they quickly barricaded the barn door from the inside. |
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| The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out. |
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Q: What a lawyer and Coronavirus have in common? A: They just love new cases. |
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Q: Does Coronavirus prefer taking stairs or elevator? A: Elevator. Q: Why? A.: Because it is good at Math... smaller volume, More people per sq. ft. Oh and the music is great. |