Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

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Mom told me "good thing I'm not old and am in good shape"

When I reminded her she was 75, had diabetes, had asthma, and a very mild heartbeat irregularity.....she became suddenly very very quiet on the phone. !!

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Lol.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/washington-dc-man-linked-to-community-spread-of-coronavirus-misinformation
Picture of Donald Trump

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A resident of Washington, D.C., has been identified as the source of the community spread of coronavirus misinformation throughout the United States.

Officials at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said on Thursday that the man had ignored the advice of public-health experts and spewed a toxic strain of ignorance, potentially infecting millions.

The man, believed to be a fact-resistant organism, travelled last week to South Carolina, where he came in contact with thousands of people who, as a result of community spread, now believe that coronavirus is a hoax.

The epidemic of cluelessness expanded last night, when the man called in to a Fox News television program to encourage people with coronavirus to go to work rather than stay at home, as scientists have urged.

A C.D.C. spokesperson in Atlanta said there are steps that the public can take to avoid becoming infected by the man’s noxious contagion of falsehoods.

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[https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-plans-to-destroy-coronavirus-with-an-incredibly-mean-tweet

Donald Trump said on Wednesday that he was planning to destroy the coronavirus by sending an “incredibly mean tweet” in its direction.

Speaking to reporters at the White House, Trump said that he was already in the process of crafting insults about the virus that would obliterate it once and for all.

In a preview of the mean tweet he is devising, Trump said, “The thing about the virus is it’s incredibly small. It’s smaller than Mike Bloomberg. Once I point that out, the coronavirus won’t know what hit it.”

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Anonymous wrote:Is it a bra?.. is it a mask? .. you be the judge..

Is that Katy Perry?

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Curiously enough coronavirus just like Corona beer comes in.. cases

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If you ever used the bathroom at CBGB you are immune to coronavirus.

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Q: Do you know why they don’t want to call it pandemic?

A: Because the word Pandemic is to close to the word panda and it would hurt their feelings.

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Real, but funny... in Italy bar owners will need to carry a yard stick

Businesses, including bars and restaurants, have been told they can only remain open if they can guarantee customers remain a meter apart.

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Washing hands is super’, Lego disinfectant dispenser says

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Wash like you just shook hands with Trump!

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I spent a good while reading all the depressive coronavirus posts and cough myself humming..

“Soon and very soon we are going to see the Lord”

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