Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

[Anonymous]

The best Coronavirus joke I've heard so far:

Coronavirus 3P diet

A man calls his doctor because he suspects he has Coronavirus.
They discuss his symptoms and conclude that he indeed has the disease.

Doctor: you will need to start the 3P diet.

Man: the 3P diet? What's that?

Doctor: pizza, pancakes, and panini

Man: but doctor, why?

Doctor: because they fit under the door

[Anonymous]

Q: Why they rescheaduled release of the new James Bond movie?

A: They did it in fear of corona virus affecting movie theater attendance.
In short because it is "No time to die" at the box office..

[Anonymous]

People believe that is it is OK to make Coronavirus memes and jokes because humor can relieve anxiety as long as it is kept clean and considerate, non racist, and does not offend anyone or spread misinformation.

[Anonymous]

While shopping for more toilet paper on Amazon I saw this authentic comment in the Question and Answer section
of Scott Toilet paper and it really made me laugh.. maybe not directly related to CV but indirectly through TP..

Q: Why am I having problems requesting / selection items I would like to purchase?
A: Because Jeff Bezos doesn't like you...he told me personally.


You can see it on this page once you click on the questions about this product link. There are five questions, one of them is the above.
https://www.amazon.com/Scott-1000-Bathroom-Tissue-Count/dp/B074QVD6ZD/ref=sxin_3_osp139-c6c98285_cov?ascsubtag=c6c98285-19fa-45db-ad8d-1e876fdc4c34&creativeASIN=B074QVD6ZD&cv_ct_cx=scott+toilet+paper&cv_ct_id=amzn1.osp.c6c98285-19fa-45db-ad8d-1e876fdc4c34&cv_ct_pg=search&cv_ct_wn=osp-search&fpw=pantry&keywords=scott+toilet+paper&linkCode=oas&pd_rd_i=B074QVD6ZD&pd_rd_r=908fdfee-7503-454f-aec0-57473ae50f2b&pd_rd_w=vhEbV&pd_rd_wg=2hloW&pf_rd_p=62c00474-6fe0-420f-9956-a05256e04b43&pf_rd_r=WC9BNHJ087JCVR6W07NG&qid=1583464619&s=pantry&tag=theradar-20

[Anonymous]

Is it a bra?.. is it a mask? .. you be the judge..

[Anonymous]

Sense of humor level five required:

[Anonymous]

Darth Vader costume, Coronavirus edition.

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Anonymous wrote:Is it a bra?.. is it a mask? .. you be the judge..

It definitely used to be a bra.
The girl is just embarrassing herself.

[Anonymous]

Not a CV but too funny to pass..

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

This is freakin hilarious!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

OMG hahaha a childs hair

[Anonymous]

Daily Mail featured this with the following title.. and I was thinking to myself.... boy, if they only knew where the Australians learned the trick

Hilarious '#toiletpaper' memes go viral as Australians are mocked for
stripping supermarket shelves bare while stocking up on loo roll over coronavirus fears
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8071359/Toiletpaper-goes-viral-internet-mocks-Aussie-coronavirus-doomsdayers-stocking-up.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490