Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..
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Q:Why did Tom Hanks get Coronavirus? A: The pathogens plotted revenge on him ever since he did Inferno. |
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Q: What is Coronavirus’ favorite activity? A: Host hopping. |
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Oh god. That's just awful. 
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Q: What was the reaction of the first two Montgomery County cases when they tested positive after returning from the Egyptian cruise? A: They truly felt like they were in denial. |
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Q: Why all Pandas are so outraged and demand action? A: They are tired of calling it pandemic and demand to rename it: humandemic. |
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OMG. That is too funny. |
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Bumping. These are hilarious!! |
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DCUM HUMOR From a differenr thread.... Subject: Schools are nastier than cruise ships, so why all the hate? The following exchange took place... Anonymous wrote: Schools are full of lice, rats, roaches, flu, ringworm, scabies, pox, hand foot mouth. Never seen all this on a cruise ship! Another Anonymous replied: PP, you forgot about the kids!!! 
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OMG, I found a case of paper towels and a case of toilet paper in a back closet from - wait for it - 9/11. THIS IS ME 
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Okay...the question is..
The WHO the WHEN and the WHY put them in charge of Coronavirus. This is not good.. 
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oh the irony..
The Year of the Rat started with the plague! |
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i sneezed in the bank today, this was most attention I have received from the clerks in 10 years. |
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Becfore corona virus I coughed to cover a fart, now I fart to cover the cough |
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Amazing... because of the coronavirus people finally stay hydrated, wipe their asses and wash hands. One positive. |