Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..
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What happened when the Corona virus reached Neverland?
It started a Peter Pandemic. |
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What do you call the feverish spread of strongly worded arguments against very lame and badly functioning replacement arms that tell the future while composing strictly written limericks while moving from place to place? A parapatetic pathetic prophetic pedantic poetic paretic prosthetic polemic pandemic. |
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But actually though. 
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Our own DCUM humor...
Poster 1 OMG, people are going CRAZY! And buying 1000 roles of toilet paper at Walmart won't save your life. Poster2 Probably not but if the market crashes... try to wipe your bottom with gold! This!!! My friend, is a new gold - Toilet paper! People are NOT stocking! They are building Portfolio!!! |
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Coronavirus 2020
When virus was still far away Nobody dropped and cried Some shopped for stuff, they shopped away They did not want to die But many ridiculed with wit They said it’s just a flu Why are you buying all this sh....t? I’m just not getting you! They did not bother buy a thing No rice, no jar no box.. They said that this is all BS And nothing more then Hoax.. Then virus came and hit with might And closed the schools and stores Some lived off their yummy piles Behind the sealed doors. And when the lockdown came to town For food some begged and cried But no one wanted share a thing And then they f......ng died. The hunger death is worse then plague It really is not nice So next time virus gives you time Buy pasta beans and rice! The Plague Poet |
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Not a joke but in light of Tom Hanks recent diagnosis this made me smile
https://twitter.com/joseph_longh/status/1237922588703092736 |
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At least the name is more flattering this time..
It is so much more elegant to say..” I had a coronavirus” then “ I had a swine flu” It almost makes wish for it just to feel a little bit royal... 
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| lol the Neil Diamond post!!! |
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| Just left the VABC where some older ladies were purchasing 150 proof rum to make hand sanitizer. |
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They have been using this line since 1918....
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Back in September, if you would try and tell all these people that by the end of January they will be parading the streets, wearing big plastic jugs over their head and not because they lost a bet but out of total free will, they would think you fell of a trolley and need to see a head doctor.
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