craziest school auction story?

[Anonymous]

I heard a story that the auction committee once received an old, used stroller as an auction donation item.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:^ North Arl is filled with swingers, and key parties and all the rest.

Huh. It seems so uptight to me.

[Anonymous]

"teacher feature" going for $5000+!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Fine, but write a big check!

This.

The reason why PTAs organize fundraisers is that people say this but often you don't see the check arrive.

[Anonymous]

When disgraced former DC council chair Kwame Brown was a parent chairman of the Eaton school auction, he had the "good fortune" to get a number of DC contractors to contribute money to the auction. Thought it was perfectly fine, but it smacked of third world ethics.

[Anonymous]

Teacher hooking up with recently separated dad in the church balcony of the gala.

Aide passing out in the bathroom with the door locked. The custodian had to force the door open.

The secretary getting high with a bunch of dads in the alley.

All true.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Huh. It seems so uptight to me.

they're always the kinky ones behind closed doors.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Teacher hooking up with recently separated dad in the church balcony of the gala.

Aide passing out in the bathroom with the door locked. The custodian had to force the door open.

The secretary getting high with a bunch of dads in the alley.

All true.

Your auction was held in a church?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My favorite was the anger management class offered at the auction. No one will bid on that, thought I. I mean, who'd write their names on the paper for all to see? Plenty of people, turns out.

Our school offered a botox treatment once. No one bid on it.

I heard a school on the Hill offered a vasectomy one year.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:One item up for bid at our schools silent auction was the "opportunity" to host a Stella and dot party at your home - and you can even invite 10-12 friends. The starting bid was $80

What's a Stella and dot party?

[Anonymous]

Omg, this thread is hilarious!

[Anonymous]

Please keep these stories coming. My school does not hold an auction, and I'm starting to wish it did.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:One item up for bid at our schools silent auction was the "opportunity" to host a Stella and dot party at your home - and you can even invite 10-12 friends. The starting bid was $80

What's a Stella and dot party?

MLM party. Like avon, but for jewelry.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When disgraced former DC council chair Kwame Brown was a parent chairman of the Eaton school auction, he had the "good fortune" to get a number of DC contractors to contribute money to the auction. Thought it was perfectly fine, but it smacked of third world ethics.

That sounds like the vast majority of the Democrat machine in DC politics.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Huh. It seems so uptight to me.

they're always the kinky ones behind closed doors.

Like Bethesda?