craziest school auction story?

[Anonymous]

My kids pre-school had auctions they now attend public. First time my DH and I went to the auction. We go to turn in our number at the end of the night and realize between us we spent $3k on shit!

Memorable very memorable.

[Anonymous]

I'd be so mad if I spent 3k on garbage!

[Anonymous]

Bidding war on ice cream with Ms. Kindergarten teacher. Dads were bidding up the chance to eat with a cute 20 something.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Bidding war on ice cream with Ms. Kindergarten teacher. Dads were bidding up the chance to eat with a cute 20 something.

Aren't these usually for the kids only, parents do not go on the teacher events.

[Anonymous]

Oyster Adams.

https://mobile.twitter.com/davidplotz/status/711590054599266305

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My favorite was the anger management class offered at the auction. No one will bid on that, thought I. I mean, who'd write their names on the paper for all to see? Plenty of people, turns out.

Our school offered a botox treatment once. No one bid on it.

I heard a school on the Hill offered a vasectomy one year.

Pretty sure Logan did that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oyster Adams.

https://mobile.twitter.com/davidplotz/status/711590054599266305

Ew. How disgusting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oyster Adams.

https://mobile.twitter.com/davidplotz/status/711590054599266305

Ew. How disgusting.

?? he looks cute beardless, what a transformation!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oyster Adams.

https://mobile.twitter.com/davidplotz/status/711590054599266305

Ew. How disgusting.

?? he looks cute beardless, what a transformation!

A creative way to raise funds.. Valid IMO.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Bidding war on ice cream with Ms. Kindergarten teacher. Dads were bidding up the chance to eat with a cute 20 something.

Aren't these usually for the kids only, parents do not go on the teacher events.

If this happened at OA, the teacher is retiring after 30+ years of service... and is for the kids only.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oyster Adams.

https://mobile.twitter.com/davidplotz/status/711590054599266305

Ew. How disgusting.

?? he looks cute beardless, what a transformation!

A creative way to raise funds.. Valid IMO.

Yes. Great idea to raise funds

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Teacher hooking up with recently separated dad in the church balcony of the gala.

Aide passing out in the bathroom with the door locked. The custodian had to force the door open.

The secretary getting high with a bunch of dads in the alley.

All true.

You really owe it to your rapt readers to share the school.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Teacher hooking up with recently separated dad in the church balcony of the gala.

Aide passing out in the bathroom with the door locked. The custodian had to force the door open.

The secretary getting high with a bunch of dads in the alley.

All true.

You really owe it to your rapt readers to share the school.

Has to be a private religious school

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Teacher hooking up with recently separated dad in the church balcony of the gala.

Aide passing out in the bathroom with the door locked. The custodian had to force the door open.

The secretary getting high with a bunch of dads in the alley.

All true.

You really owe it to your rapt readers to share the school.

Has to be a private religious school

I'm guessing Holy Trinity.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Teacher hooking up with recently separated dad in the church balcony of the gala.

Aide passing out in the bathroom with the door locked. The custodian had to force the door open.

The secretary getting high with a bunch of dads in the alley.

All true.

You really owe it to your rapt readers to share the school.

Has to be a private religious school

I'm guessing Holy Trinity.

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