craziest school auction story?

[Anonymous]

Imagine having to deliver the Botox to the woman who will forever be known as the Botox mom - yes, she actually purchased it and said it was a good deal

[Anonymous]

Shit, this reminds m I forgot to get the stuff for the class basket...

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Anonymous wrote:My favorite was the anger management class offered at the auction. No one will bid on that, thought I. I mean, who'd write their names on the paper for all to see? Plenty of people, turns out.

Our school offered a botox treatment once. No one bid on it.

Botox does well at our school.

The vasectomy was a hot item at our auction a few years ago...

pics or it didn't happen!

I think PP is joking...

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Anonymous wrote:My favorite was the anger management class offered at the auction. No one will bid on that, thought I. I mean, who'd write their names on the paper for all to see? Plenty of people, turns out.

Our school offered a botox treatment once. No one bid on it.

Botox does well at our school.

The vasectomy was a hot item at our auction a few years ago...

pics or it didn't happen!

I think PP is joking...

NP, I don't think it is a joke. There was one at our auction a few years ago.

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Anonymous wrote:My favorite was the anger management class offered at the auction. No one will bid on that, thought I. I mean, who'd write their names on the paper for all to see? Plenty of people, turns out.

Our school offered a botox treatment once. No one bid on it.

Botox does well at our school.

The vasectomy was a hot item at our auction a few years ago...

pics or it didn't happen!

I think PP is joking...

I am not sue why people keep insisting it was a joke. I am not sure about the person who posted first about the vasectomy, but the item was at the auction this year at one of the JKLM school (where my kids go, saw it with my eyes).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Shit, this reminds m I forgot to get the stuff for the class basket...

What's a class basket?

[Anonymous]

I had no idea before this thread. From what I can gather: the PTA asks families to buy something and put it in a "class basket." Then the basket is auctioned off. So the items are essentially bought twice, but the school benefits once.

It's weird. I would be completely annoyed if we had this at our school, but a bake sale is essentially the same model and it doesn't annoy me.

[Anonymous]

Or you could just have parents donate directly. I'd prefer that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had no idea before this thread. From what I can gather: the PTA asks families to buy something and put it in a "class basket." Then the basket is auctioned off. So the items are essentially bought twice, but the school benefits once.

It's weird. I would be completely annoyed if we had this at our school, but a bake sale is essentially the same model and it doesn't annoy me.

We try to make our baskets out of donated things, or at least discounted stuff.

[Anonymous]

Can we please hear more crazy stories please? I liked Botox mom, and am sure she's not the only one.

I will also point out that my neighborhood listserv is filled with people selling things they bid on. One neighbor, who is drunk every day past 5, bid on a party venue for her kids, who were way too young. As in the venue was for 6 year olds and up and her kids were 3. She told me she didn't even remember what happened!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:At one North Arlington school's event I swear people were bidding on an opportunity to join an orgy. It was all very wink/wink, nod/nod. But...

Well, if true, I would have newfound respect for north Arlington.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Imagine having to deliver the Botox to the woman who will forever be known as the Botox mom - yes, she actually purchased it and said it was a good deal

I am sure most of the other moms are all botoxed up too.

[Anonymous]

^ North Arl is filled with swingers, and key parties and all the rest.

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I am sure most of the other moms are all botoxed up too.

exactly. i wouldn't have batted an eye at anyone buying that. I don't know anyone who isn't botoxed up anymore. Hell, I'd buy that if it was a good deal. I don't care who knows I get botox.

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Anonymous wrote:Imagine having to deliver the Botox to the woman who will forever be known as the Botox mom - yes, she actually purchased it and said it was a good deal

I am sure most of the other moms are all botoxed up too.

Yeah, I don't think Botox is such a big deal anymore. A lot of people do it or have done it. I don't think anyone would be ashamed if people knew they did it. God bless the amazing qualities of botulism!