Bezos Sánchez photoshoot

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Anonymous wrote:They look like a weird couple at a casino where you can't help but wonder what their deal is but you are pretty sure it involves a dead sex-worker somewhere.

100 percent spot on.

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Anonymous wrote:This is real? It’s not an AI generated picture? Because it’s ridiculous.
😂

She always looks a bit off because of all the work, but you can tell it’s not AI because they have the right number of fingers.

So glad this supervillain has found his gym-rat soulmate 🥲

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That engagement party outfit is ridiculous.

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Anonymous wrote:This is real? It’s not an AI generated picture? Because it’s ridiculous.
😂

She always looks a bit off because of all the work, but you can tell it’s not AI because they have the right number of fingers.

So glad this supervillain has found his gym-rat soulmate 🥲

I know I am being terribly mean to strangers but I see them and think “real life Boris and Natasha and just as dopey.”

Why is life so cruel and why can’t the moose and squirrel be real instead?

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They're happy and will never hurt for anything. I only wish to be so lucky.

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She’s going to make a fortune off a vicious tell-all when he’s done with her, but her decline will still be precipitous. In 20 years, she’ll be horrifically broke and all the plastic surgery will have her looking like a dark-haired Donatella Versace.

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If bezoa decided to date a 20s hottie dcum hags would be up in arms

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They seem like a genuinely decent, not crazy couple, but I don't base my opinion on photographs. I base my opinions on the comments from those who know them and have worked with them.

And if I happen to have distinctly different tastes in clothes and style and fashion than those two... well, that's fine. It takes all kinds, doesn't it? They're going for the all-American down-home look, and you'll concede it has a certain mass appeal.

That is in no way the down home all- American look!

Well, the aspirational one. The real one is people of Walmart, you mean? But a lot of Americans will see that photo and feel a connection. The values reflected are supposed to be evocative of what America stands for, in a non-political way. It's Scarlet O'Hara's realization that nothing matters except her home soil of Tara. Contrast that with Elon who is out of shape and calls his son "XAE 12", and his media platform "X". Or Mark who looks and behaves like a robot in his metaverse. It's a very clever way of making this billionaire and his girlfriend relatable.

I give it full marks for PR campaign. There is nothing so successful as the obvious.

Why are they so aggressive in doing PR? Isn’t the point of being a billionaire having privacy??

It seems he is a midlife crisis nerd, she is a mentally ill alpha who gets off on the attention and showing the world she has this worm wrapped around her finger. Both are trash.

+1 Couldn't have said it better.

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Anonymous wrote:At least he is dating an age appropriate woman.

They're so tacky, but I can't totally hate because of this. Her plastic surgery is downright tragic and hideous, but he could have gone for a 19 year old Russian Insta star who would have 6 kids with him, so this post-menopausal mom is like...weird but not so bad?

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I love Jeff Bezos. Isn’t he one of the only billionaires who isn’t trying to kill us or scam us. He minds his business and spends his money

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Anonymous wrote:I love Jeff Bezos. Isn’t he one of the only billionaires who isn’t trying to kill us or scam us. He minds his business and spends his money

Lol, no

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Anonymous wrote:I love Jeff Bezos. Isn’t he one of the only billionaires who isn’t trying to kill us or scam us. He minds his business and spends his money

Lol, no

When has he ever tried to kill us or scam us? He isn’t part of the Bill Gates depopulation brigade or so I thought

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Anonymous wrote:At least he is dating an age appropriate woman.

They're so tacky, but I can't totally hate because of this. Her plastic surgery is downright tragic and hideous, but he could have gone for a 19 year old Russian Insta star who would have 6 kids with him, so this post-menopausal mom is like...weird but not so bad?

I think this is a really good point. And I guess it’s past the stage of infatuation and they’re the real deal. Weird, but who cares. But this photo shoot is still something else.

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Anonymous wrote:I love Jeff Bezos. Isn’t he one of the only billionaires who isn’t trying to kill us or scam us. He minds his business and spends his money

Have you ever read anything about Amazon? It's not good.

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Have you noticed how Jeff now has fairly big arm muscles? He’s working out to keep up with her.