Bezos Sánchez photoshoot

[Anonymous]

Because its Annie Leibovitz, if you cut through the middle of the picture and look at Sanchez and her background, it's reminding me of the "Got Milk?" Ads of the 90's/early 2000's (also Leibovitz)

[Anonymous]

Like this vintage ad
https://bambootrading.com/vintage-ads-sheet-music/got-milk-ads/amy-grant-got-milk-ad/

[Anonymous]

Well, I guess I’m not the target audience because I think they’re both hideous and gross. He has time for Vogue photo shoots, but not to visit the families and loved ones of his employees who were killed when they were forced to stay at his Amazon facility as it fell apart in a tornado. He’s vile.

[Anonymous]

It's fake.

[Anonymous]

I lived in LA in the late 90s. She looks like a $20 street walker. A transsexual one, at that. Mid-life crisis Jeff is lost in the sauce and needs an intervention.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Breathtakingly gorgeous the two of them

If you're serious you need cataract surgery.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I do not think that Bezos and Sanchez (particularly Sanchez) have "sanity". He is having a hard bad mid-life crisis and she is an attention-seeking nut.

This about sums it up. She is a low class Miami/Hollywood shark and has him wrapped around her finger and takes the humiliation further and further. He is a gullible, naive and insecure Seattle beta at heart and she exploits him to the fullest.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I lived in LA in the late 90s. She looks like a $20 street walker. A transsexual one, at that. Mid-life crisis Jeff is lost in the sauce and needs an intervention.

+1 You nailed it.

[Anonymous]

At least he is dating an age appropriate woman.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Vogue also published pictures from their engagement party. Lauren just looks trashy. And Bezos looks ridiculous with that white jacket. Why don't these two pay for a decent stylist?

https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/lauren-sanchez-jeff-bezos-engagement-party-2023?utm_term=vogue&utm_social-type=owned&utm_medium=social&utm_brand=vogue&utm_campaign=aud_dev&utm_source=twitter

Hilarious that she chose a Halloween costume and wax lips for such an event.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Vogue also published pictures from their engagement party. Lauren just looks trashy. And Bezos looks ridiculous with that white jacket. Why don't these two pay for a decent stylist?

https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/lauren-sanchez-jeff-bezos-engagement-party-2023?utm_term=vogue&utm_social-type=owned&utm_medium=social&utm_brand=vogue&utm_campaign=aud_dev&utm_source=twitter

Hilarious that she chose a Halloween costume and wax lips for such an event.

Ha! DVF looks so entertained by the Steven Tyler blow up doll!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Vogue also published pictures from their engagement party. Lauren just looks trashy. And Bezos looks ridiculous with that white jacket. Why don't these two pay for a decent stylist?

https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/lauren-sanchez-jeff-bezos-engagement-party-2023?utm_term=vogue&utm_social-type=owned&utm_medium=social&utm_brand=vogue&utm_campaign=aud_dev&utm_source=twitter

Hilarious that she chose a Halloween costume and wax lips for such an event.

Have you see the rest of those photos? She’s practically spilling out of that dress. To choose to dress like a playboy bunny at your engagement party to a billionaire. Very bizarre.

[Anonymous]

I see Jeff hasn’t gotten his lazy eye fixed.

The safari photo shoot must have photoshopped it. But I can see it clearly in the engagement party photo.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Vogue also published pictures from their engagement party. Lauren just looks trashy. And Bezos looks ridiculous with that white jacket. Why don't these two pay for a decent stylist?

https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/lauren-sanchez-jeff-bezos-engagement-party-2023?utm_term=vogue&utm_social-type=owned&utm_medium=social&utm_brand=vogue&utm_campaign=aud_dev&utm_source=twitter

Hilarious that she chose a Halloween costume and wax lips for such an event.

Have you see the rest of those photos? She’s practically spilling out of that dress. To choose to dress like a playboy bunny at your engagement party to a billionaire. Very bizarre.

She will choke if her boobs rise any higher.

[Anonymous]

Honestly I love it for him, she’s clearly his nerd fantasy. It’s nice to have a billionaire who seems to want to just hang out on yachts with his comic book girlfriend (that’s exactly what she looks like to me) and not drink the blood of children or build WaterWorlds or whatever else.