Bezos Sánchez photoshoot

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Something dawned on me last night after reading this thread.

This relationship can't be real. It's so bizarre how he went from a smart, class act wife to...this. She looks like a cartoonish trans parody, and he seems to have lost his mind.

Any chance this is all made up and he hired her to play a part? To what end I don't know. But maybe he has something in the works?

Just a thought. Maybe other minds can shoot this idea down or figure it out.

I don’t think it’s that’s deep. I think he probably watches/watched a lot of porn and wanted to be with someone who looks like a porn actress, Lauren was in his orbit and there you go.

The only mystery to me is if she’s actually attracted to him or if she just tolerates him. She dated so many handsome black and biracial men and then just seemingly switched. Her baby daddy, her ex NFL player fiancé, the actor from Homicide, etc and then to go to basically the opposite of that in Jeff Bezos. Does ones type really switch that drastically?

You're forgetting her ex-husband, not exactly a burly man. Overly botoxed soft LA look. But very rich. Of course he traded up too.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9609449/Rumours-heat-Pia-Miller-secretly-married-Hollywood-agent-Patrick-Whitesell.html

Her ex husband is still miles more attractive than Jeff Bezos. And that sort of supports my point in that when she was dating people before it was handsome black and biracial men and then she switched to hundred millionaires and up and suddenly she was all about “interesting looking” white men.

[Anonymous]

OMFG his bicep is larger than his pinhead!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am surprised, but Bezos looks pretty good in this photoshoot. I always thought he was ugly. He looked like a dorky nerd next to his first wife. Honestly, I think Sanchez has been a good influence.

Ma’am, that is clearly photoshop. Anyone on the cover of Vogue is going to be retouched substantially but certainly a man that looks like you have to answer a riddle to use his bridge.

[Anonymous]

Meh. Maybe they'll crash and burn, but they've already been happy together longer than a lot of other celebrity couples.

Her boob job is ridiculous but I don't think she looks that bad. She looks like a million other Kardashian-inspired IG "baddies"--super dark long wavy hair, bold brows, wide lips, chiseled jaw. It's been a popular look for awhile. Calling a woman a trans woman or mannish is the go-to insult these days when a woman you don't like isn't fat.

There are far more hate-able people in the world.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Meh. Maybe they'll crash and burn, but they've already been happy together longer than a lot of other celebrity couples.

Her boob job is ridiculous but I don't think she looks that bad. She looks like a million other Kardashian-inspired IG "baddies"--super dark long wavy hair, bold brows, wide lips, chiseled jaw. It's been a popular look for awhile. Calling a woman a trans woman or mannish is the go-to insult these days when a woman you don't like isn't fat.

There are far more hate-able people in the world.

So the baseline for attractiveness now is just… not fat?

Oy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Meh. Maybe they'll crash and burn, but they've already been happy together longer than a lot of other celebrity couples.

Her boob job is ridiculous but I don't think she looks that bad. She looks like a million other Kardashian-inspired IG "baddies"--super dark long wavy hair, bold brows, wide lips, chiseled jaw. It's been a popular look for awhile. Calling a woman a trans woman or mannish is the go-to insult these days when a woman you don't like isn't fat.

There are far more hate-able people in the world.

So the baseline for attractiveness now is just… not fat?

Oy.

Did I say that?

When people want to insult a woman they don't like, they usually call her fat. If she's not fat, they say she looks like a man. It's predictable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Meh. Maybe they'll crash and burn, but they've already been happy together longer than a lot of other celebrity couples.

Her boob job is ridiculous but I don't think she looks that bad. She looks like a million other Kardashian-inspired IG "baddies"--super dark long wavy hair, bold brows, wide lips, chiseled jaw. It's been a popular look for awhile. Calling a woman a trans woman or mannish is the go-to insult these days when a woman you don't like isn't fat.

There are far more hate-able people in the world.

So the baseline for attractiveness now is just… not fat?

Oy.

Did I say that?

When people want to insult a woman they don't like, they usually call her fat. If she's not fat, they say she looks like a man. It's predictable.

DP. Except in this case she literally looks like Steven Tyler. Are you seriously saying there’s no scenario when a woman can look like a man?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Meh. Maybe they'll crash and burn, but they've already been happy together longer than a lot of other celebrity couples.

Her boob job is ridiculous but I don't think she looks that bad. She looks like a million other Kardashian-inspired IG "baddies"--super dark long wavy hair, bold brows, wide lips, chiseled jaw. It's been a popular look for awhile. Calling a woman a trans woman or mannish is the go-to insult these days when a woman you don't like isn't fat.

There are far more hate-able people in the world.

So the baseline for attractiveness now is just… not fat?

Oy.

Did I say that?

When people want to insult a woman they don't like, they usually call her fat. If she's not fat, they say she looks like a man. It's predictable.

DP. Except in this case she literally looks like Steven Tyler. Are you seriously saying there’s no scenario when a woman can look like a man?

People who don't like a woman for whatever reason attack her looks first. It's just laziness. If she's fat, that's the easiest attack. If she's not fat, they'll say she looks like a man. I see it online, every day, all day.

As for women looking like men, I don't know. People say that Serena Williams, Amanda Peet, Sandra Bullock, Lake Bell, and Brooke Shields look like men. They're usually just trying to put them down or remind them that they're not young anymore, and it's the go-to way to insult women who have strong features. I've heard people say that Lauren Bacall looked like a man!
Not all women look like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

[Anonymous]

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Wow. Stunning here.

[Anonymous]

Is "She looks trans" the new "that's so gay" because trans stuff is all over politics now?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Meh. Maybe they'll crash and burn, but they've already been happy together longer than a lot of other celebrity couples.

Her boob job is ridiculous but I don't think she looks that bad. She looks like a million other Kardashian-inspired IG "baddies"--super dark long wavy hair, bold brows, wide lips, chiseled jaw. It's been a popular look for awhile. Calling a woman a trans woman or mannish is the go-to insult these days when a woman you don't like isn't fat.

There are far more hate-able people in the world.

So the baseline for attractiveness now is just… not fat?

Oy.

Did I say that?

When people want to insult a woman they don't like, they usually call her fat. If she's not fat, they say she looks like a man. It's predictable.

I would say she’s chunky AND she looks like a man.

I don’t dislike her. I don’t know her. But I would say she’s quite unattractive. Bezos is no looker either, so it’s fitting that they’re a couple.

What doesn’t make sense is why such an unattractive couple wants to do a Vogue photo shoot. That’s what I’m making fun of. I know they’re rich, blah, blah, blah.

But haven’t they looked in a mirror. We’re bound to be laughing at them when we see something like this…

[Anonymous]

I think they look happy and don’t we all want to be happy?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Meh. Maybe they'll crash and burn, but they've already been happy together longer than a lot of other celebrity couples.

Her boob job is ridiculous but I don't think she looks that bad. She looks like a million other Kardashian-inspired IG "baddies"--super dark long wavy hair, bold brows, wide lips, chiseled jaw. It's been a popular look for awhile. Calling a woman a trans woman or mannish is the go-to insult these days when a woman you don't like isn't fat.

There are far more hate-able people in the world.

So the baseline for attractiveness now is just… not fat?

Oy.

Did I say that?

When people want to insult a woman they don't like, they usually call her fat. If she's not fat, they say she looks like a man. It's predictable.

DP. Except in this case she literally looks like Steven Tyler. Are you seriously saying there’s no scenario when a woman can look like a man?

Steven Tyler actually looks very feminine now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Meh. Maybe they'll crash and burn, but they've already been happy together longer than a lot of other celebrity couples.

Her boob job is ridiculous but I don't think she looks that bad. She looks like a million other Kardashian-inspired IG "baddies"--super dark long wavy hair, bold brows, wide lips, chiseled jaw. It's been a popular look for awhile. Calling a woman a trans woman or mannish is the go-to insult these days when a woman you don't like isn't fat.

There are far more hate-able people in the world.

So the baseline for attractiveness now is just… not fat?

Oy.

Did I say that?

When people want to insult a woman they don't like, they usually call her fat. If she's not fat, they say she looks like a man. It's predictable.

DP. Except in this case she literally looks like Steven Tyler. Are you seriously saying there’s no scenario when a woman can look like a man?

Steven Tyler actually looks very feminine now.

Dude looks like a lady.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is "She looks trans" the new "that's so gay" because trans stuff is all over politics now?

No. It still refers to women who have mannish features.