What the hell happened to JD Vance?

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:"I'm not weird, you're weird."

- JD 'incel until age 28' Vance



This explains so much, notably why he’s so angry and why he’s sinking Trump’s ticket. Americans are instinctively repulsed by ugly losers. "JD Vance" Hamel Bowman Chilukuri has always been a creepy ugly loser. He knows it, we know it. No amount of faux arrogant posture he over practices in the mirror can change that fact. Vance is gonna get decimated by Walz.


Jady sez Ozempic-n-Eyeliner are his superpowers!!! MAGA!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:What happened? Nothing. He's someone who jumps from career to career. He never stays at anything long. He doesn't get good at anything before he's off ot he next deal.

He graduated high school, joined the Marines for 4 years. Came back and with the GI bill, did college for 2.5 years, then went to law school for 4 years. He came out, clerked for a year, went to a law firm and practiced law for less than 2 years. Then he jumped ship to follow Thiel as a venture capitalist apprentice. But he worked for or started 4 firms in 5 years, never staying longer than a year or two at any venture. The only venture he backed for the entire 5 years, AppHarvest went backrupt just after he bailed and jumped ship. He was a critical part of the what made the company go bankrupt. Then he was picked by Trump to run for the Senate and less than 2 years into that gig, he's now running for VP.

He has only stayed long enough at any given gig to know that he isn't very good at it. And then he jumps ship before anyone else finds out he is no good at what he does. He's like a version of the guy from Catch Me If You Can, Frank, Abagnale.

My guess for why he's done the 180 about-face on Trump and been consumed by die-hard conservative views is that he knows that Trump is going senile and he wants to be the one to inherit the MAGA Conspiracy Cartel. He's trying to sell himself as the heir apparent to the Q-Anons, MAGA, Neo Nazis, White Supremacists, AntiSemites, HandMaiden's Tale, Christian Fundamentalist Basket of Deplorables. This is Trump's last hurrah and Vance wants to become the figurehead of the movement.


You gloss over his connections to intel, billionaire neocons, neocon think tanks, Amy and Jed, Axelrod, CNN, his boring fictionalized memoir when he hadn’t done a damn thing in life, NYTimes pumping the book, and a $40M Netflix movie. His placement in public relations in the marines was itself intel adjacent if not intel cover. He’s a Manchurian created in a lab.

Why is anyone talking about Axelrod in relation to Vance? I just heard an interview with him yesterday, he doesn’t like Vance, as no one who ever worked for Obama would.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:"I'm not weird, you're weird."

- JD 'incel until age 28' Vance



My God. What is he doing in the girl's bathroom?


I think you have it wrong. The girls are in the boys bathroom. They are standing at urinals. I don't believe that they put urinals in girls bathrooms.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:What happened? Nothing. He's someone who jumps from career to career. He never stays at anything long. He doesn't get good at anything before he's off ot he next deal.

He graduated high school, joined the Marines for 4 years. Came back and with the GI bill, did college for 2.5 years, then went to law school for 4 years. He came out, clerked for a year, went to a law firm and practiced law for less than 2 years. Then he jumped ship to follow Thiel as a venture capitalist apprentice. But he worked for or started 4 firms in 5 years, never staying longer than a year or two at any venture. The only venture he backed for the entire 5 years, AppHarvest went backrupt just after he bailed and jumped ship. He was a critical part of the what made the company go bankrupt. Then he was picked by Trump to run for the Senate and less than 2 years into that gig, he's now running for VP.

He has only stayed long enough at any given gig to know that he isn't very good at it. And then he jumps ship before anyone else finds out he is no good at what he does. He's like a version of the guy from Catch Me If You Can, Frank, Abagnale.

My guess for why he's done the 180 about-face on Trump and been consumed by die-hard conservative views is that he knows that Trump is going senile and he wants to be the one to inherit the MAGA Conspiracy Cartel. He's trying to sell himself as the heir apparent to the Q-Anons, MAGA, Neo Nazis, White Supremacists, AntiSemites, HandMaiden's Tale, Christian Fundamentalist Basket of Deplorables. This is Trump's last hurrah and Vance wants to become the figurehead of the movement.


You gloss over his connections to intel, billionaire neocons, neocon think tanks, Amy and Jed, Axelrod, CNN, his boring fictionalized memoir when he hadn’t done a damn thing in life, NYTimes pumping the book, and a $40M Netflix movie. His placement in public relations in the marines was itself intel adjacent if not intel cover. He’s a Manchurian created in a lab.

Why is anyone talking about Axelrod in relation to Vance? I just heard an interview with him yesterday, he doesn’t like Vance, as no one who ever worked for Obama would.


Allegedly Vance met with Axe and other experts to game out his presidential ascent in around 2020. Two years later he’s a US Senator. Now he’s a VP candidate destined to inherit MAGA from fading Donald.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:"I'm not weird, you're weird."

- JD 'incel until age 28' Vance



This explains so much, notably why he’s so angry and why he’s sinking Trump’s ticket. Americans are instinctively repulsed by ugly losers. "JD Vance" Hamel Bowman Chilukuri has always been a creepy ugly loser. He knows it, we know it. No amount of faux arrogant posture he over practices in the mirror can change that fact. Vance is gonna get decimated by Walz.


Good lord. He is the absolute worst but it's just a silly picture from high school. No one knows what this guy is really like, not even him at this point. But he's working to install an ugly dictator into the American presidency and that's really all we need to know.

Also he tends to say horrible and creepy things about women all the time for no reason at all.


Everyone knew this kid in high school. All the girls thought he was a creepy and weird. But he couldn’t read the room, so he constantly orbited girls who were repulsed by him. Like here. He sees some girls having fun and decides to awkwardly photobomb them and inject himself into their scene.
Anonymous
If you say so. Sounds like poor kid bashing to me. As a former poor kid, fitting in is hard.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:If you say so. Sounds like poor kid bashing to me. As a former poor kid, fitting in is hard.


Eyeliner can help. Lots of eyeliner. And a cheesy little beard.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:"I'm not weird, you're weird."

- JD 'incel until age 28' Vance



My God. What is he doing in the girl's bathroom?


I hate this man but this photo is the least weird picture you can imagine. It's some kids goofing around.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:"I'm not weird, you're weird."

- JD 'incel until age 28' Vance



My God. What is he doing in the girl's bathroom?


I hate this man but this photo is the least weird picture you can imagine. It's some kids goofing around.


Yes. Looks like desperation, deflection
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:"I'm not weird, you're weird."

- JD 'incel until age 28' Vance



My God. What is he doing in the girl's bathroom?


I hate this man but this photo is the least weird picture you can imagine. It's some kids goofing around.


Yes. Looks like desperation, deflection


And, later, defecation. That’s gross, Jady.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:If you say so. Sounds like poor kid bashing to me. As a former poor kid, fitting in is hard.


You’re projecting. And also, JD wrote he allegedly lived in a miserable pisspoor rust belt town. Why would fitting in be so hard as a poor kid amongst a high school full of poor proles?

Fitting in is hard in any ethos if you’re a creep weirdo incel.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:If you say so. Sounds like poor kid bashing to me. As a former poor kid, fitting in is hard.


Eyeliner can help. Lots of eyeliner. And a cheesy little beard.


+1. And safe bet: Lots and lots of porn to warp your brain and hate women even more in on into your 20s, 30s, and now 40s.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:If you say so. Sounds like poor kid bashing to me. As a former poor kid, fitting in is hard.


You’re projecting. And also, JD wrote he allegedly lived in a miserable pisspoor rust belt town. Why would fitting in be so hard as a poor kid amongst a high school full of poor proles?

Fitting in is hard in any ethos if you’re a creep weirdo incel.


He great up in Middletown, OH, which is a suburb of Cincinnati. I just drove home from near there on Tuesday. It's normal suburbia. Yes, it was more like exurbia when he was growing up, but it was far from the rural Appalachia or poor rust belt that he wants to make it out to be.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:If you say so. Sounds like poor kid bashing to me. As a former poor kid, fitting in is hard.


You’re projecting. And also, JD wrote he allegedly lived in a miserable pisspoor rust belt town. Why would fitting in be so hard as a poor kid amongst a high school full of poor proles?

Fitting in is hard in any ethos if you’re a creep weirdo incel.


He great up in Middletown, OH, which is a suburb of Cincinnati. I just drove home from near there on Tuesday. It's normal suburbia. Yes, it was more like exurbia when he was growing up, but it was far from the rural Appalachia or poor rust belt that he wants to make it out to be.


I grew up in a rust belt town in Ohio. It was totally fine. Not the most awesome schools, but totally fine. Appalachia it is not. No sob stories.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:What happened? Nothing. He's someone who jumps from career to career. He never stays at anything long. He doesn't get good at anything before he's off ot he next deal.

He graduated high school, joined the Marines for 4 years. Came back and with the GI bill, did college for 2.5 years, then went to law school for 4 years. He came out, clerked for a year, went to a law firm and practiced law for less than 2 years. Then he jumped ship to follow Thiel as a venture capitalist apprentice. But he worked for or started 4 firms in 5 years, never staying longer than a year or two at any venture. The only venture he backed for the entire 5 years, AppHarvest went backrupt just after he bailed and jumped ship. He was a critical part of the what made the company go bankrupt. Then he was picked by Trump to run for the Senate and less than 2 years into that gig, he's now running for VP.

He has only stayed long enough at any given gig to know that he isn't very good at it. And then he jumps ship before anyone else finds out he is no good at what he does. He's like a version of the guy from Catch Me If You Can, Frank, Abagnale.

My guess for why he's done the 180 about-face on Trump and been consumed by die-hard conservative views is that he knows that Trump is going senile and he wants to be the one to inherit the MAGA Conspiracy Cartel. He's trying to sell himself as the heir apparent to the Q-Anons, MAGA, Neo Nazis, White Supremacists, AntiSemites, HandMaiden's Tale, Christian Fundamentalist Basket of Deplorables. This is Trump's last hurrah and Vance wants to become the figurehead of the movement.


You gloss over his connections to intel, billionaire neocons, neocon think tanks, Amy and Jed, Axelrod, CNN, his boring fictionalized memoir when he hadn’t done a damn thing in life, NYTimes pumping the book, and a $40M Netflix movie. His placement in public relations in the marines was itself intel adjacent if not intel cover. He’s a Manchurian created in a lab.


I would really, really, really like to know the back story on this. Is he just the luckiest son-of-a-gun in history, to get a plush desk job as an enlisted guy straight out of HS during war time? Everyone I know that enlisted like this got sent right into fighting. Unless someone in basic trainign said "uh, we can't send this guy to the front..." I just DO NOT understand how he got that position. Why don't they save that sh-t for people that have already done a deployment or two, or someone with a short-term disability or pregnancy? This really upends everything I thought I knew about the military.


I’m curious about that too. At the very least though, he would have had to take a vocational aptitude test. It’s not out of the question to imagine that someone who was later able to have the test scores to make Yale Law School a realistic option — could have met the criteria for a cushy desk job a few years earlier. The real question would be determining whether he really was the best person for the job. It also might reflect what he was bad at as well as what he was good at. Another person might have been a good or even better fit for the job — but also had stellar skills in other areas, that then led to a whole different set of jobs compared to Vance. I’m not actually convinced that Vance’s path was this straightforward — just suggesting one way that it could have happened.
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