What the hell happened to JD Vance?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:How stupid is Ohio that the elected this unlikeable weird creep to the Senate?

I am from Ohio. He went up against Tim Ryan who actually has better policies for Ohio. Unfortunately, Thiel put up so much money for Vance. Ryan just couldn’t keep up. Tech bros have infiltrated Ohio. Shocking that nothing is getting better in Ohio.

Mitch funded more of his campaign and gave him far more juice than the creepy mentor. See also Mitch *not* funding Thiel’s other weirdo lapdog in Arizona and how that worked out.

[Anonymous]

He changes names and jobs as easily as he changes his political positions.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What happened? Nothing. He's someone who jumps from career to career. He never stays at anything long. He doesn't get good at anything before he's off ot he next deal.

He graduated high school, joined the Marines for 4 years. Came back and with the GI bill, did college for 2.5 years, then went to law school for 4 years. He came out, clerked for a year, went to a law firm and practiced law for less than 2 years. Then he jumped ship to follow Thiel as a venture capitalist apprentice. But he worked for or started 4 firms in 5 years, never staying longer than a year or two at any venture. The only venture he backed for the entire 5 years, AppHarvest went backrupt just after he bailed and jumped ship. He was a critical part of the what made the company go bankrupt. Then he was picked by Trump to run for the Senate and less than 2 years into that gig, he's now running for VP.

He has only stayed long enough at any given gig to know that he isn't very good at it. And then he jumps ship before anyone else finds out he is no good at what he does. He's like a version of the guy from Catch Me If You Can, Frank, Abagnale.

My guess for why he's done the 180 about-face on Trump and been consumed by die-hard conservative views is that he knows that Trump is going senile and he wants to be the one to inherit the MAGA Conspiracy Cartel. He's trying to sell himself as the heir apparent to the Q-Anons, MAGA, Neo Nazis, White Supremacists, AntiSemites, HandMaiden's Tale, Christian Fundamentalist Basket of Deplorables. This is Trump's last hurrah and Vance wants to become the figurehead of the movement.

The first three paragraphs of this are the most insightful thing I've read about JD Vance. I'm not sure about the last paragraph -- I'm not sure he's really aspiring to take on that mantle. But I do think he has some hole in him that he needs to fill by constantly moving to the next thing, and this was the train that he could jump on. I think he thinks that when he inherits it, he can make it over into some other different thing (or he hasn't thought that far). But you know what they say about face-eating-leopards....

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:What happened? Nothing. He's someone who jumps from career to career. He never stays at anything long. He doesn't get good at anything before he's off ot he next deal.

He graduated high school, joined the Marines for 4 years. Came back and with the GI bill, did college for 2.5 years, then went to law school for 4 years. He came out, clerked for a year, went to a law firm and practiced law for less than 2 years. Then he jumped ship to follow Thiel as a venture capitalist apprentice. But he worked for or started 4 firms in 5 years, never staying longer than a year or two at any venture. The only venture he backed for the entire 5 years, AppHarvest went backrupt just after he bailed and jumped ship. He was a critical part of the what made the company go bankrupt. Then he was picked by Trump to run for the Senate and less than 2 years into that gig, he's now running for VP.

He has only stayed long enough at any given gig to know that he isn't very good at it. And then he jumps ship before anyone else finds out he is no good at what he does. He's like a version of the guy from Catch Me If You Can, Frank, Abagnale.

My guess for why he's done the 180 about-face on Trump and been consumed by die-hard conservative views is that he knows that Trump is going senile and he wants to be the one to inherit the MAGA Conspiracy Cartel. He's trying to sell himself as the heir apparent to the Q-Anons, MAGA, Neo Nazis, White Supremacists, AntiSemites, HandMaiden's Tale, Christian Fundamentalist Basket of Deplorables. This is Trump's last hurrah and Vance wants to become the figurehead of the movement.

You gloss over his connections to intel, billionaire neocons, neocon think tanks, Amy and Jed, Axelrod, CNN, his boring fictionalized memoir when he hadn’t done a damn thing in life, NYTimes pumping the book, and a $40M Netflix movie. His placement in public relations in the marines was itself intel adjacent if not intel cover. He’s a Manchurian created in a lab.

I would really, really, really like to know the back story on this. Is he just the luckiest son-of-a-gun in history, to get a plush desk job as an enlisted guy straight out of HS during war time? Everyone I know that enlisted like this got sent right into fighting. Unless someone in basic trainign said "uh, we can't send this guy to the front..." I just DO NOT understand how he got that position. Why don't they save that sh-t for people that have already done a deployment or two, or someone with a short-term disability or pregnancy? This really upends everything I thought I knew about the military.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What happened? Nothing. He's someone who jumps from career to career. He never stays at anything long. He doesn't get good at anything before he's off ot he next deal.

He graduated high school, joined the Marines for 4 years. Came back and with the GI bill, did college for 2.5 years, then went to law school for 4 years. He came out, clerked for a year, went to a law firm and practiced law for less than 2 years. Then he jumped ship to follow Thiel as a venture capitalist apprentice. But he worked for or started 4 firms in 5 years, never staying longer than a year or two at any venture. The only venture he backed for the entire 5 years, AppHarvest went backrupt just after he bailed and jumped ship. He was a critical part of the what made the company go bankrupt. Then he was picked by Trump to run for the Senate and less than 2 years into that gig, he's now running for VP.

He has only stayed long enough at any given gig to know that he isn't very good at it. And then he jumps ship before anyone else finds out he is no good at what he does. He's like a version of the guy from Catch Me If You Can, Frank, Abagnale.

My guess for why he's done the 180 about-face on Trump and been consumed by die-hard conservative views is that he knows that Trump is going senile and he wants to be the one to inherit the MAGA Conspiracy Cartel. He's trying to sell himself as the heir apparent to the Q-Anons, MAGA, Neo Nazis, White Supremacists, AntiSemites, HandMaiden's Tale, Christian Fundamentalist Basket of Deplorables. This is Trump's last hurrah and Vance wants to become the figurehead of the movement.

You gloss over his connections to intel, billionaire neocons, neocon think tanks, Amy and Jed, Axelrod, CNN, his boring fictionalized memoir when he hadn’t done a damn thing in life, NYTimes pumping the book, and a $40M Netflix movie. His placement in public relations in the marines was itself intel adjacent if not intel cover. He’s a Manchurian created in a lab.

I would really, really, really like to know the back story on this. Is he just the luckiest son-of-a-gun in history, to get a plush desk job as an enlisted guy straight out of HS during war time? Everyone I know that enlisted like this got sent right into fighting. Unless someone in basic trainign said "uh, we can't send this guy to the front..." I just DO NOT understand how he got that position. Why don't they save that sh-t for people that have already done a deployment or two, or someone with a short-term disability or pregnancy? This really upends everything I thought I knew about the military.

I guess, those who recruited him noticed very early that he was a talented writer, capable of seeing big picture and sensitive to individual struggles and tragedies. Many years of deployment do not necessary guarantee that someone will become a talented communicator and writer. Plus, they might have noticed that he dead big dreams and aspired to change the world, so they made it easy for him by giving him a desk job with an option to finish college early. Not every Marines is an ambitious and committed dreamer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What happened? Nothing. He's someone who jumps from career to career. He never stays at anything long. He doesn't get good at anything before he's off ot he next deal.

He graduated high school, joined the Marines for 4 years. Came back and with the GI bill, did college for 2.5 years, then went to law school for 4 years. He came out, clerked for a year, went to a law firm and practiced law for less than 2 years. Then he jumped ship to follow Thiel as a venture capitalist apprentice. But he worked for or started 4 firms in 5 years, never staying longer than a year or two at any venture. The only venture he backed for the entire 5 years, AppHarvest went backrupt just after he bailed and jumped ship. He was a critical part of the what made the company go bankrupt. Then he was picked by Trump to run for the Senate and less than 2 years into that gig, he's now running for VP.

He has only stayed long enough at any given gig to know that he isn't very good at it. And then he jumps ship before anyone else finds out he is no good at what he does. He's like a version of the guy from Catch Me If You Can, Frank, Abagnale.

My guess for why he's done the 180 about-face on Trump and been consumed by die-hard conservative views is that he knows that Trump is going senile and he wants to be the one to inherit the MAGA Conspiracy Cartel. He's trying to sell himself as the heir apparent to the Q-Anons, MAGA, Neo Nazis, White Supremacists, AntiSemites, HandMaiden's Tale, Christian Fundamentalist Basket of Deplorables. This is Trump's last hurrah and Vance wants to become the figurehead of the movement.

You gloss over his connections to intel, billionaire neocons, neocon think tanks, Amy and Jed, Axelrod, CNN, his boring fictionalized memoir when he hadn’t done a damn thing in life, NYTimes pumping the book, and a $40M Netflix movie. His placement in public relations in the marines was itself intel adjacent if not intel cover. He’s a Manchurian created in a lab.

I would really, really, really like to know the back story on this. Is he just the luckiest son-of-a-gun in history, to get a plush desk job as an enlisted guy straight out of HS during war time? Everyone I know that enlisted like this got sent right into fighting. Unless someone in basic trainign said "uh, we can't send this guy to the front..." I just DO NOT understand how he got that position. Why don't they save that sh-t for people that have already done a deployment or two, or someone with a short-term disability or pregnancy? This really upends everything I thought I knew about the military.

Exactly. His entire life is a lie, as if he was groomed and created by Langley.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What happened? Nothing. He's someone who jumps from career to career. He never stays at anything long. He doesn't get good at anything before he's off ot he next deal.

He graduated high school, joined the Marines for 4 years. Came back and with the GI bill, did college for 2.5 years, then went to law school for 4 years. He came out, clerked for a year, went to a law firm and practiced law for less than 2 years. Then he jumped ship to follow Thiel as a venture capitalist apprentice. But he worked for or started 4 firms in 5 years, never staying longer than a year or two at any venture. The only venture he backed for the entire 5 years, AppHarvest went backrupt just after he bailed and jumped ship. He was a critical part of the what made the company go bankrupt. Then he was picked by Trump to run for the Senate and less than 2 years into that gig, he's now running for VP.

He has only stayed long enough at any given gig to know that he isn't very good at it. And then he jumps ship before anyone else finds out he is no good at what he does. He's like a version of the guy from Catch Me If You Can, Frank, Abagnale.

My guess for why he's done the 180 about-face on Trump and been consumed by die-hard conservative views is that he knows that Trump is going senile and he wants to be the one to inherit the MAGA Conspiracy Cartel. He's trying to sell himself as the heir apparent to the Q-Anons, MAGA, Neo Nazis, White Supremacists, AntiSemites, HandMaiden's Tale, Christian Fundamentalist Basket of Deplorables. This is Trump's last hurrah and Vance wants to become the figurehead of the movement.

You gloss over his connections to intel, billionaire neocons, neocon think tanks, Amy and Jed, Axelrod, CNN, his boring fictionalized memoir when he hadn’t done a damn thing in life, NYTimes pumping the book, and a $40M Netflix movie. His placement in public relations in the marines was itself intel adjacent if not intel cover. He’s a Manchurian created in a lab.

I would really, really, really like to know the back story on this. Is he just the luckiest son-of-a-gun in history, to get a plush desk job as an enlisted guy straight out of HS during war time? Everyone I know that enlisted like this got sent right into fighting. Unless someone in basic trainign said "uh, we can't send this guy to the front..." I just DO NOT understand how he got that position. Why don't they save that sh-t for people that have already done a deployment or two, or someone with a short-term disability or pregnancy? This really upends everything I thought I knew about the military.

I guess, those who recruited him noticed very early that he was a talented writer, capable of seeing big picture and sensitive to individual struggles and tragedies. Many years of deployment do not necessary guarantee that someone will become a talented communicator and writer. Plus, they might have noticed that he dead big dreams and aspired to change the world, so they made it easy for him by giving him a desk job with an option to finish college early. Not every Marines is an ambitious and committed dreamer.

Do you get lots of opportunities to demonstrate your writing talent during basic training?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What happened? Nothing. He's someone who jumps from career to career. He never stays at anything long. He doesn't get good at anything before he's off ot he next deal.

He graduated high school, joined the Marines for 4 years. Came back and with the GI bill, did college for 2.5 years, then went to law school for 4 years. He came out, clerked for a year, went to a law firm and practiced law for less than 2 years. Then he jumped ship to follow Thiel as a venture capitalist apprentice. But he worked for or started 4 firms in 5 years, never staying longer than a year or two at any venture. The only venture he backed for the entire 5 years, AppHarvest went backrupt just after he bailed and jumped ship. He was a critical part of the what made the company go bankrupt. Then he was picked by Trump to run for the Senate and less than 2 years into that gig, he's now running for VP.

He has only stayed long enough at any given gig to know that he isn't very good at it. And then he jumps ship before anyone else finds out he is no good at what he does. He's like a version of the guy from Catch Me If You Can, Frank, Abagnale.

My guess for why he's done the 180 about-face on Trump and been consumed by die-hard conservative views is that he knows that Trump is going senile and he wants to be the one to inherit the MAGA Conspiracy Cartel. He's trying to sell himself as the heir apparent to the Q-Anons, MAGA, Neo Nazis, White Supremacists, AntiSemites, HandMaiden's Tale, Christian Fundamentalist Basket of Deplorables. This is Trump's last hurrah and Vance wants to become the figurehead of the movement.

You gloss over his connections to intel, billionaire neocons, neocon think tanks, Amy and Jed, Axelrod, CNN, his boring fictionalized memoir when he hadn’t done a damn thing in life, NYTimes pumping the book, and a $40M Netflix movie. His placement in public relations in the marines was itself intel adjacent if not intel cover. He’s a Manchurian created in a lab.

I would really, really, really like to know the back story on this. Is he just the luckiest son-of-a-gun in history, to get a plush desk job as an enlisted guy straight out of HS during war time? Everyone I know that enlisted like this got sent right into fighting. Unless someone in basic trainign said "uh, we can't send this guy to the front..." I just DO NOT understand how he got that position. Why don't they save that sh-t for people that have already done a deployment or two, or someone with a short-term disability or pregnancy? This really upends everything I thought I knew about the military.

Exactly. His entire life is a lie, as if he was groomed and created by Langley.

If you’re implying he’s some sort of Jason Bourne, I think the government should get its money back. JD seems like a propped up failure.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What happened? Nothing. He's someone who jumps from career to career. He never stays at anything long. He doesn't get good at anything before he's off ot he next deal.

He graduated high school, joined the Marines for 4 years. Came back and with the GI bill, did college for 2.5 years, then went to law school for 4 years. He came out, clerked for a year, went to a law firm and practiced law for less than 2 years. Then he jumped ship to follow Thiel as a venture capitalist apprentice. But he worked for or started 4 firms in 5 years, never staying longer than a year or two at any venture. The only venture he backed for the entire 5 years, AppHarvest went backrupt just after he bailed and jumped ship. He was a critical part of the what made the company go bankrupt. Then he was picked by Trump to run for the Senate and less than 2 years into that gig, he's now running for VP.

He has only stayed long enough at any given gig to know that he isn't very good at it. And then he jumps ship before anyone else finds out he is no good at what he does. He's like a version of the guy from Catch Me If You Can, Frank, Abagnale.

My guess for why he's done the 180 about-face on Trump and been consumed by die-hard conservative views is that he knows that Trump is going senile and he wants to be the one to inherit the MAGA Conspiracy Cartel. He's trying to sell himself as the heir apparent to the Q-Anons, MAGA, Neo Nazis, White Supremacists, AntiSemites, HandMaiden's Tale, Christian Fundamentalist Basket of Deplorables. This is Trump's last hurrah and Vance wants to become the figurehead of the movement.

You gloss over his connections to intel, billionaire neocons, neocon think tanks, Amy and Jed, Axelrod, CNN, his boring fictionalized memoir when he hadn’t done a damn thing in life, NYTimes pumping the book, and a $40M Netflix movie. His placement in public relations in the marines was itself intel adjacent if not intel cover. He’s a Manchurian created in a lab.

I would really, really, really like to know the back story on this. Is he just the luckiest son-of-a-gun in history, to get a plush desk job as an enlisted guy straight out of HS during war time? Everyone I know that enlisted like this got sent right into fighting. Unless someone in basic trainign said "uh, we can't send this guy to the front..." I just DO NOT understand how he got that position. Why don't they save that sh-t for people that have already done a deployment or two, or someone with a short-term disability or pregnancy? This really upends everything I thought I knew about the military.

I guess, those who recruited him noticed very early that he was a talented writer, capable of seeing big picture and sensitive to individual struggles and tragedies. Many years of deployment do not necessary guarantee that someone will become a talented communicator and writer. Plus, they might have noticed that he dead big dreams and aspired to change the world, so they made it easy for him by giving him a desk job with an option to finish college early. Not every Marines is an ambitious and committed dreamer.

Do you get lots of opportunities to demonstrate your writing talent during basic training?

No. Who knows when, but it’s pretty obvious if you take a big picture look at all the “coincidences” in his life he was recruited and being “helped” to create a CV for fast ascent in high office.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What happened? Nothing. He's someone who jumps from career to career. He never stays at anything long. He doesn't get good at anything before he's off ot he next deal.

He graduated high school, joined the Marines for 4 years. Came back and with the GI bill, did college for 2.5 years, then went to law school for 4 years. He came out, clerked for a year, went to a law firm and practiced law for less than 2 years. Then he jumped ship to follow Thiel as a venture capitalist apprentice. But he worked for or started 4 firms in 5 years, never staying longer than a year or two at any venture. The only venture he backed for the entire 5 years, AppHarvest went backrupt just after he bailed and jumped ship. He was a critical part of the what made the company go bankrupt. Then he was picked by Trump to run for the Senate and less than 2 years into that gig, he's now running for VP.

He has only stayed long enough at any given gig to know that he isn't very good at it. And then he jumps ship before anyone else finds out he is no good at what he does. He's like a version of the guy from Catch Me If You Can, Frank, Abagnale.

My guess for why he's done the 180 about-face on Trump and been consumed by die-hard conservative views is that he knows that Trump is going senile and he wants to be the one to inherit the MAGA Conspiracy Cartel. He's trying to sell himself as the heir apparent to the Q-Anons, MAGA, Neo Nazis, White Supremacists, AntiSemites, HandMaiden's Tale, Christian Fundamentalist Basket of Deplorables. This is Trump's last hurrah and Vance wants to become the figurehead of the movement.

You gloss over his connections to intel, billionaire neocons, neocon think tanks, Amy and Jed, Axelrod, CNN, his boring fictionalized memoir when he hadn’t done a damn thing in life, NYTimes pumping the book, and a $40M Netflix movie. His placement in public relations in the marines was itself intel adjacent if not intel cover. He’s a Manchurian created in a lab.

I would really, really, really like to know the back story on this. Is he just the luckiest son-of-a-gun in history, to get a plush desk job as an enlisted guy straight out of HS during war time? Everyone I know that enlisted like this got sent right into fighting. Unless someone in basic trainign said "uh, we can't send this guy to the front..." I just DO NOT understand how he got that position. Why don't they save that sh-t for people that have already done a deployment or two, or someone with a short-term disability or pregnancy? This really upends everything I thought I knew about the military.

Exactly. His entire life is a lie, as if he was groomed and created by Langley.

If you’re implying he’s some sort of Jason Bourne, I think the government should get its money back. JD seems like a propped up failure.

Are mayor Pete, Elissa Slotkin and Josh Shapiro “Jason Bournes”?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"I'm not weird, you're weird."

- JD 'incel until age 28' Vance

This explains so much, notably why he’s so angry and why he’s sinking Trump’s ticket. Americans are instinctively repulsed by ugly losers. "JD Vance" Hamel Bowman Chilukuri has always been a creepy ugly loser. He knows it, we know it. No amount of faux arrogant posture he over practices in the mirror can change that fact. Vance is gonna get decimated by Walz.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"I'm not weird, you're weird."

- JD 'incel until age 28' Vance

This explains so much, notably why he’s so angry and why he’s sinking Trump’s ticket. Americans are instinctively repulsed by ugly losers. "JD Vance" Hamel Bowman Chilukuri has always been a creepy ugly loser. He knows it, we know it. No amount of faux arrogant posture he over practices in the mirror can change that fact. Vance is gonna get decimated by Walz.

My goodness. You clearly know all about “creepy ugly losers.” Wow.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"I'm not weird, you're weird."

- JD 'incel until age 28' Vance

My God. What is he doing in the girl's bathroom?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He changes names and jobs as easily as he changes his political positions.

The name changes and the flexible moral compass make me think he has Borderline Personality Disorder. It fits. He has childhood trauma due to a violent upbringing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"I'm not weird, you're weird."

- JD 'incel until age 28' Vance

This explains so much, notably why he’s so angry and why he’s sinking Trump’s ticket. Americans are instinctively repulsed by ugly losers. "JD Vance" Hamel Bowman Chilukuri has always been a creepy ugly loser. He knows it, we know it. No amount of faux arrogant posture he over practices in the mirror can change that fact. Vance is gonna get decimated by Walz.

Good lord. He is the absolute worst but it's just a silly picture from high school. No one knows what this guy is really like, not even him at this point. But he's working to install an ugly dictator into the American presidency and that's really all we need to know.

Also he tends to say horrible and creepy things about women all the time for no reason at all.