The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:Also, while I was on Rem's twitter, I saw this:

I love that she's wearing Zara but not sure how I feel about it. It makes her look wider around the middle.

Yeah she always looks great but this is not flattering at all.

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Anonymous wrote:More wedding info

This dress is pretty great. The Fold?

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Yes, did you all not see Trump's chat with the press earlier where a journalist asked if he was taking time off to go to the wedding and he said "I am going to try to be there, I have this thing called Iran. But I'd like to be there, he's a person I've known for a long time."

"He's a person I've known for a long time"...about his 50 year old son. Insane.

This is like when Minnie driver found out Matt Damon was breaking up with her by seeing his interview on a late night show. Bettina is like “don, honey, did you see your dad’s interview? Does that mean we don’t need dinners for his secret service detail?” I wonder if Melania goes without him. I think she doesn’t particularly care for Don Jr but probably likes th Bahamas and Barron is probably going. (Is he back at school or is he done with that farce?)

No kidding. She really does not seem to like the oldest three. Remember the eyeroll when Ivanka walked by her at the RNC one year? Lmfao.

I guess she must have a soft spot for Tiffany, because she went to Tiffany's wedding and was in the family portraits. I know there was a big stink she skipped Tiffany's baby shower but she did go to the bridal shower and even took a pic with Marla's redneck family:

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Anonymous wrote:More wedding info

Yes, did you all not see Trump's chat with the press earlier where a journalist asked if he was taking time off to go to the wedding and he said "I am going to try to be there, I have this thing called Iran. But I'd like to be there, he's a person I've known for a long time."

"He's a person I've known for a long time"...about his 50 year old son. Insane.

This is like when Minnie driver found out Matt Damon was breaking up with her by seeing his interview on a late night show. Bettina is like “don, honey, did you see your dad’s interview? Does that mean we don’t need dinners for his secret service detail?” I wonder if Melania goes without him. I think she doesn’t particularly care for Don Jr but probably likes th Bahamas and Barron is probably going. (Is he back at school or is he done with that farce?)

No kidding. She really does not seem to like the oldest three. Remember the eyeroll when Ivanka walked by her at the RNC one year? Lmfao.

I guess she must have a soft spot for Tiffany, because she went to Tiffany's wedding and was in the family portraits. I know there was a big stink she skipped Tiffany's baby shower but she did go to the bridal shower and even took a pic with Marla's redneck family:

Another mumu! In banana yellow no less! Her dress of choice if she didn’t have this stupid job. I think I can relate.

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What is it about this photo that I find her so creepy looking?

she doesn't eat.

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Anonymous wrote:More wedding info

This dress is pretty great. The Fold?

Yeah, I like it. I'm jealous of tall women. When I wear a midi dress like that it just hits at the widest part of my calf and makes my legs look so dumpy.

I actually thought it was a Cinq a Sept dress I saw at Bloomingdale's the other day but upon comparison it's not. But if we never find out who made Bettina's, here's a reasonably priced dupe, I guess:

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Anonymous wrote:More wedding info

This dress is pretty great. The Fold?

Yeah, I like it. I'm jealous of tall women. When I wear a midi dress like that it just hits at the widest part of my calf and makes my legs look so dumpy.

I actually thought it was a Cinq a Sept dress I saw at Bloomingdale's the other day but upon comparison it's not. But if we never find out who made Bettina's, here's a reasonably priced dupe, I guess:

PP here and I also shake my head at the midi length - I’m 5’3”. I like that but mostly just look at it and say “that would be so much more flattering if it hit just below the knee.”

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In my fantasy life, Rem is a lesbos from NoLa. I wish she'd let her freak flag fly. I also wish she'd post more maga lady pics rather than that one Mrs. Crowly.

It's Friday: For your listening pleasure, Mr. Crowly. RIP Ozzy, you British freak-master.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3LvhdFEOqs

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Also, unrelated but in digging around for Tiffany's bridal showers I found this:



1) I have never understood why the joke is that she's Ivanka's "ugly stepsister." Because she was chubby in college? (Like a lot of young women who never thought about their weight and then suddenly found themselves with all-you-can-eat food and sedentary work?) Her face is just as pretty as Ivanka's.
2) It's nice that Donald and Marla were able to take a picture together. My BIL's parents are divorced and they had to be totally separate the whole wedding. His mother and stepfather actually sat with my immediate family because we could not put them at a table with the father and stepmother. So, I have a lot of respect for divorced couples who can do what most of us would consider the bare minimum for their children on a wedding day.

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Anonymous wrote:More wedding info

This dress is pretty great. The Fold?

Yeah, I like it. I'm jealous of tall women. When I wear a midi dress like that it just hits at the widest part of my calf and makes my legs look so dumpy.

I actually thought it was a Cinq a Sept dress I saw at Bloomingdale's the other day but upon comparison it's not. But if we never find out who made Bettina's, here's a reasonably priced dupe, I guess:

PP here and I also shake my head at the midi length - I’m 5’3”. I like that but mostly just look at it and say “that would be so much more flattering if it hit just below the knee.”

hard agree

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What a normal and wholesome family

She does not look bad here from a distance. I like the flow of the dress. Up close, I think she looks scary and like a man.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:More wedding info

This dress is pretty great. The Fold?

Yeah, I like it. I'm jealous of tall women. When I wear a midi dress like that it just hits at the widest part of my calf and makes my legs look so dumpy.

I actually thought it was a Cinq a Sept dress I saw at Bloomingdale's the other day but upon comparison it's not. But if we never find out who made Bettina's, here's a reasonably priced dupe, I guess:

PP here and I also shake my head at the midi length - I’m 5’3”. I like that but mostly just look at it and say “that would be so much more flattering if it hit just below the knee.”

Yes! I'm 5'3" too and it just does not work for us. And the worst part is, because midi dresses are back in style, no one is making "just below the knee" dresses and skirts anymore, it seems. Everything is either super short or super long.

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Anonymous wrote:Melania at the WH Picnic tonight:

I like the pink dress. The wide belt is a little distracting though.

She looks good in pink. Her smile makes her beautiful. I can’t believe I am saying this… She must have a secret lover that makes her happy.

I'm going with this narrative.

The guy needs a better shirt, which is a hot mess.

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Anonymous wrote:Also, unrelated but in digging around for Tiffany's bridal showers I found this:



1) I have never understood why the joke is that she's Ivanka's "ugly stepsister." Because she was chubby in college? (Like a lot of young women who never thought about their weight and then suddenly found themselves with all-you-can-eat food and sedentary work?) Her face is just as pretty as Ivanka's.
2) It's nice that Donald and Marla were able to take a picture together. My BIL's parents are divorced and they had to be totally separate the whole wedding. His mother and stepfather actually sat with my immediate family because we could not put them at a table with the father and stepmother. So, I have a lot of respect for divorced couples who can do what most of us would consider the bare minimum for their children on a wedding day.

That orange guy does not remember Marla. No way.

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Anonymous wrote:Katie Miller with her belly hanging out in public bc she has a breeding/pregnancy kink under the guise of being concerned about the birth rate:

Seriously this is the third pic I've seen of this woman's pregnant belly in as many days. And I'm sure her response to this would be "You're just a mean feminist who hates children." No I don't, I just think you don't need to constantly talk about how much you want your gollum husband nutting in you. Usha's prengnat with her fourth and she doesn't subject me to that torture.

OMG brava, I had the worst effing day and this made me laugh so hard.

Melania - her love for belting everything rivals his obsession with the ballroom, it’s that bad. And a wide-belted pink jumpsuit is weird but it’s also hard to dress for a picnic at which your husband is wearing a suit. I know there are so many weird things about him but I swear people of the future will be like WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SAME EXACT OUTFIT EVERYWHERE NO MATTER WHAT THE OCCASION MAY CALL FOR?

He wears a suit to hide any needed medical equipment plus his fat.