The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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What a normal and wholesome family

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What is it about this photo that I find her so creepy looking?

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Yes, did you all not see Trump's chat with the press earlier where a journalist asked if he was taking time off to go to the wedding and he said "I am going to try to be there, I have this thing called Iran. But I'd like to be there, he's a person I've known for a long time."

"He's a person I've known for a long time"...about his 50 year old son. Insane.

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Let’s go team. Let’s make this thread glorious over the wedding weekend!

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Yes, did you all not see Trump's chat with the press earlier where a journalist asked if he was taking time off to go to the wedding and he said "I am going to try to be there, I have this thing called Iran. But I'd like to be there, he's a person I've known for a long time."

"He's a person I've known for a long time"...about his 50 year old son. Insane.

Pretty sure he was, you know, joking.

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OK I make fun of her for wearing belts all the time but as weird as the giant belt is with this outfit it’s better than the sash with the tassel that looks like a giant bush hanging just where it should be.

Also Trump was just taking questions about his son’s wedding which is this weekend, so prepare for an incoming torrent of Trump women’s fashion mishaps.

I would like the fabric belt except the giant bush (I had the same thought about it). I think I would have just cut off the furry tassels.
But what is up with her roots? Her hair color is usually so on point. This makes her look like one of the teens with the two toned hair colors.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:More wedding info

Yes, did you all not see Trump's chat with the press earlier where a journalist asked if he was taking time off to go to the wedding and he said "I am going to try to be there, I have this thing called Iran. But I'd like to be there, he's a person I've known for a long time."

"He's a person I've known for a long time"...about his 50 year old son. Insane.

Pretty sure he was, you know, joking.

Have you ever seen Donald Trump? He doesn’t “joke,” unless he is saying something very ugly and mean spirited. This is just him being honest on accident.

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Anonymous wrote:More wedding info

Yes, did you all not see Trump's chat with the press earlier where a journalist asked if he was taking time off to go to the wedding and he said "I am going to try to be there, I have this thing called Iran. But I'd like to be there, he's a person I've known for a long time."

"He's a person I've known for a long time"...about his 50 year old son. Insane.

This is like when Minnie driver found out Matt Damon was breaking up with her by seeing his interview on a late night show. Bettina is like “don, honey, did you see your dad’s interview? Does that mean we don’t need dinners for his secret service detail?” I wonder if Melania goes without him. I think she doesn’t particularly care for Don Jr but probably likes th Bahamas and Barron is probably going. (Is he back at school or is he done with that farce?)

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:More wedding info

Yes, did you all not see Trump's chat with the press earlier where a journalist asked if he was taking time off to go to the wedding and he said "I am going to try to be there, I have this thing called Iran. But I'd like to be there, he's a person I've known for a long time."

"He's a person I've known for a long time"...about his 50 year old son. Insane.

Pretty sure he was, you know, joking.

Whether he was, you know joking or not, it was funny. Live a little.

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Anonymous wrote:

OK I make fun of her for wearing belts all the time but as weird as the giant belt is with this outfit it’s better than the sash with the tassel that looks like a giant bush hanging just where it should be.

Also Trump was just taking questions about his son’s wedding which is this weekend, so prepare for an incoming torrent of Trump women’s fashion mishaps.

I would like the fabric belt except the giant bush (I had the same thought about it). I think I would have just cut off the furry tassels.
But what is up with her roots? Her hair color is usually so on point. This makes her look like one of the teens with the two toned hair colors.

Girl what have I been saying she is in full blown IDGAF mode. She wants to wear a mumu and hang out in Florida.

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Trump Jr reminds me of the oldest son on the TV show Succession.

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This type of clothing is a staple of her IDGAF rich Florida lady outfits like all those Gucci caftans she was wearing before she had to be First Lady again.

This is aspirational for her. She wants to be back in Florida doing nothing please and thank you.

Ha! She actually has worn it back in Palm Beach before! Looks like she ditched the little cord belt then, too:



My fave "Melania-in-PB" look is the Gucci kaftan she wore when they flew home from DC in 2021:



I just thought the color looked nice on her and she looked so chic with the updo and glasses. Actually, she always looks great in an updo. Just has the face for it. I look like a little bald boy with a fat face.

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Side note, I believe our girl Rem has a big ol' lesbian crush on Monica Crowley:

Every other post is "What our Favorite Ambassador Wore Tonight" - I truly had not thought of Monica Crowley in years before Rem's tweets about her; I'm genuinely surprised anyone thinks of her enough that she would be considered her favorite lol.

There is something kinda sapphic about Rem's tweets in general. The constant tweets #SuperSophie and #KateTheGreat...Rem, if you're reading this, I know you're MAGA but I kinda love that you get your freak on for sun damaged wasp women!!

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Also, while I was on Rem's twitter, I saw this:

I love that she's wearing Zara but not sure how I feel about it. It makes her look wider around the middle.

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And last, if anyone is interested in getting the look...of Vivek Vance:

Adorable kid and no snark from me, I just found it funny Rem took a break from salivating over Princess Kate's Alessandra Rich dresses to sell her followers some little boys' pants.