The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:More wedding info

Yes, did you all not see Trump's chat with the press earlier where a journalist asked if he was taking time off to go to the wedding and he said "I am going to try to be there, I have this thing called Iran. But I'd like to be there, he's a person I've known for a long time."

"He's a person I've known for a long time"...about his 50 year old son. Insane.

This is like when Minnie driver found out Matt Damon was breaking up with her by seeing his interview on a late night show. Bettina is like “don, honey, did you see your dad’s interview? Does that mean we don’t need dinners for his secret service detail?” I wonder if Melania goes without him. I think she doesn’t particularly care for Don Jr but probably likes th Bahamas and Barron is probably going. (Is he back at school or is he done with that farce?)

No kidding. She really does not seem to like the oldest three. Remember the eyeroll when Ivanka walked by her at the RNC one year? Lmfao.

I guess she must have a soft spot for Tiffany, because she went to Tiffany's wedding and was in the family portraits. I know there was a big stink she skipped Tiffany's baby shower but she did go to the bridal shower and even took a pic with Marla's redneck family:

Wow, Mel is in the center with Tiff and Marla is off center. Interesting.

Yes, I read rumors that Mel and Tiff get along well enough. I am not sure Mel has a problem with Marla. It's Ivanka and those kids that would have more of a problem with Marla since their dad cheated on their mom. Always strange when the kids blame the woman but not their own dad, but this this family is effed up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Also, unrelated but in digging around for Tiffany's bridal showers I found this:



1) I have never understood why the joke is that she's Ivanka's "ugly stepsister." Because she was chubby in college? (Like a lot of young women who never thought about their weight and then suddenly found themselves with all-you-can-eat food and sedentary work?) Her face is just as pretty as Ivanka's.
2) It's nice that Donald and Marla were able to take a picture together. My BIL's parents are divorced and they had to be totally separate the whole wedding. His mother and stepfather actually sat with my immediate family because we could not put them at a table with the father and stepmother. So, I have a lot of respect for divorced couples who can do what most of us would consider the bare minimum for their children on a wedding day.

Have you looked at other photos of Tiff? She has had a LOT of work done, and it would not surprise me if AI or major photoshop was used on this photo. This does not look like Tiff at all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Also, unrelated but in digging around for Tiffany's bridal showers I found this:



1) I have never understood why the joke is that she's Ivanka's "ugly stepsister." Because she was chubby in college? (Like a lot of young women who never thought about their weight and then suddenly found themselves with all-you-can-eat food and sedentary work?) Her face is just as pretty as Ivanka's.
2) It's nice that Donald and Marla were able to take a picture together. My BIL's parents are divorced and they had to be totally separate the whole wedding. His mother and stepfather actually sat with my immediate family because we could not put them at a table with the father and stepmother. So, I have a lot of respect for divorced couples who can do what most of us would consider the bare minimum for their children on a wedding day.

Have you looked at other photos of Tiff? She has had a LOT of work done, and it would not surprise me if AI or major photoshop was used on this photo. This does not look like Tiff at all.

I mean, it's the professionally done wedding portrait of the First Daughter. Of course major photoshop was done. (Not AI, good photographers wouldn't touch the stuff - that's for bad photographers who don't know photoshop.) Still, photoshop can only do so much. And, of course she's had work done.

I just mean that people act like she's the Elephant Man compared to Ivanka and I don't see it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Per our Lara Trump convo, she just tweeted this pic this afternoon. Holy shit. Girlfriend looks like she's on steroids:

Voluntarily?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Side note, I believe our girl Rem has a big ol' lesbian crush on Monica Crowley:

Every other post is "What our Favorite Ambassador Wore Tonight" - I truly had not thought of Monica Crowley in years before Rem's tweets about her; I'm genuinely surprised anyone thinks of her enough that she would be considered her favorite lol.

There is something kinda sapphic about Rem's tweets in general. The constant tweets #SuperSophie and #KateTheGreat...Rem, if you're reading this, I know you're MAGA but I kinda love that you get your freak on for sun damaged wasp women!!

(new band name)

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Side note, I believe our girl Rem has a big ol' lesbian crush on Monica Crowley:

Every other post is "What our Favorite Ambassador Wore Tonight" - I truly had not thought of Monica Crowley in years before Rem's tweets about her; I'm genuinely surprised anyone thinks of her enough that she would be considered her favorite lol.

There is something kinda sapphic about Rem's tweets in general. The constant tweets #SuperSophie and #KateTheGreat...Rem, if you're reading this, I know you're MAGA but I kinda love that you get your freak on for sun damaged wasp women!!

(new band name)

Do Sophie and Kate count as WASPs if they're British? I think WASP indicates someone of British origins in America. Rem seems to be more into the ladies of the royal family than the MAGA ladies (and even then, Ivanka and Melania are of Eastern European extraction) so it might just be that she's into Brits.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:More wedding info

Yes, did you all not see Trump's chat with the press earlier where a journalist asked if he was taking time off to go to the wedding and he said "I am going to try to be there, I have this thing called Iran. But I'd like to be there, he's a person I've known for a long time."

"He's a person I've known for a long time"...about his 50 year old son. Insane.

Pretty sure he was, you know, joking.

Still think he was, you know, joking?

[Anonymous]

Predictions for Bettina's dress?

I actually think she dresses well, and her taste is certainly more elegant/timeless than her soon-to-be-in-laws', so I'm thinking she will skew more Ivanka than Tiffany in her bridal look.

Melania Trump's Wedding Dress - John Galliano - 2005


Ivanka Trump's Wedding Dress - Vera Wang - 2009:


(I always loved this, very Grace Kelly)

Lara Trump's Wedding Dress - Vera Wang - 2014:


Tiffany Trump's Wedding Dress - Elie Saab - 2022:


She changed to a second dress for the reception, but I can't find much information on its provenance:

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Also, who remembers the drama from a year ago when Melania's wedding gown was allegedly for sale on eBay lol

Melania Trump’s wedding dress is there for the taking — for the right bid.

The first lady’s lavish Christian Dior by John Galliano gown from her and President Donald Trump’s January 2005 nuptials appears to be for sale on eBay.

Writer Liana Satenstein told her “Neverworns” Substack subscribers on Tuesday that the couture creation, for which Melania reportedly paid $100,000, is listed on the site for $45,000 (or best offer) with free shipping by a woman who claims to have purchased it from the first lady.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Side note, I believe our girl Rem has a big ol' lesbian crush on Monica Crowley:

Every other post is "What our Favorite Ambassador Wore Tonight" - I truly had not thought of Monica Crowley in years before Rem's tweets about her; I'm genuinely surprised anyone thinks of her enough that she would be considered her favorite lol.

There is something kinda sapphic about Rem's tweets in general. The constant tweets #SuperSophie and #KateTheGreat...Rem, if you're reading this, I know you're MAGA but I kinda love that you get your freak on for sun damaged wasp women!!

(new band name)

Do Sophie and Kate count as WASPs if they're British? I think WASP indicates someone of British origins in America. Rem seems to be more into the ladies of the royal family than the MAGA ladies (and even then, Ivanka and Melania are of Eastern European extraction) so it might just be that she's into Brits.

If you listen to The Rest is History (British podcast), they have a long bit about the American use of the term “wasp” and who the anglos and the saxons really are/were and how that term has become politically loaded.

[Anonymous]

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Lara Trump's Wedding Dress - Vera Wang - 2014:

She was so pretty here. I have no idea why she messed with her face the way she did. She was a beautiful girl. I looked it up and she was 32 when she got married, so it's not like she was aging poorly and "needed" to intervene.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:More wedding info

Yes, did you all not see Trump's chat with the press earlier where a journalist asked if he was taking time off to go to the wedding and he said "I am going to try to be there, I have this thing called Iran. But I'd like to be there, he's a person I've known for a long time."

"He's a person I've known for a long time"...about his 50 year old son. Insane.

Pretty sure he was, you know, joking.

Still think he was, you know, joking?

The real story is that he’s not well enough to travel and to be in the public eye for the duration of an entire wedding.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Lara Trump's Wedding Dress - Vera Wang - 2014:

His head looks like a Q-tip that was dipped in something moistly sticky.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:More wedding info

Yes, did you all not see Trump's chat with the press earlier where a journalist asked if he was taking time off to go to the wedding and he said "I am going to try to be there, I have this thing called Iran. But I'd like to be there, he's a person I've known for a long time."

"He's a person I've known for a long time"...about his 50 year old son. Insane.

Pretty sure he was, you know, joking.

Still think he was, you know, joking?

Jeez. Nobody wants to be with him enough to do any sort of a secondary ceremony in DC?

If my dad couldn't come to my wedding, and even if I couldn't bring the wedding to him, I'd still make sure he was involved in some way.

Family values?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:More wedding info

Yes, did you all not see Trump's chat with the press earlier where a journalist asked if he was taking time off to go to the wedding and he said "I am going to try to be there, I have this thing called Iran. But I'd like to be there, he's a person I've known for a long time."

"He's a person I've known for a long time"...about his 50 year old son. Insane.

Pretty sure he was, you know, joking.

Still think he was, you know, joking?

Jeez. Nobody wants to be with him enough to do any sort of a secondary ceremony in DC?

If my dad couldn't come to my wedding, and even if I couldn't bring the wedding to him, I'd still make sure he was involved in some way.

Family values?

Frankly, I'm surprised Bettina didn't want to do her wedding at the WH. I know she is more private than her in-laws' are known for being, but I think she could do something classic Americana kind of like how Naomi Biden did, with Ralph Lauren.