Given that this thread is 55 pages long now, and still going strong, I'd say the Daily Caller writers definitely brought to the front and issue of significant public interest. |
Of course it doesn't work for DMV but trust me it does work for homeless families and others in crisis through child and family services and DHS. We are not talking about car registration here, follow the plot
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I think you seriously overestimate both the volume and influence of random anonymous internet posters on DCUM. That's hardly a movement. |
Agree it's hardly a movement, but it's also more than the odd granny as folk are always trying to claim. I know a handful of folk at my school who are not DC residents but assumed they were paying their dues as it's not a secret, but maybe DC is too lazy or incompetent to collect them. |
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HOW TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM:
I'm wrote that in all caps to get your attention. If you want to solve the problem of residency fraud once and for all, and are willing to do some work, YOU CAN DO IT, and even make some money. HERE IS HOW: D.C. Law 19-317, 60 DCR 2064, is the DC False Claims Act. It makes it illegal to knowingly present any false claim for payment to the district. It also prohibits knowingly making a false record that is material to such a claim, and being the beneficiary of such a claim. Violators can be held responsible for three times the loss sustained to the district, plus $5-11K per violation. A private person can bring a false claims act case on their own. And here's the kicker: If the Attorney General takes your suit over, you can get up to 25% of what he recovers. If you prosecute it yourself, you can recover up to 30%. So: Out-of-town people who fill out false residency forms, out of town people whose kids go to DC Schools, school administrators who let them, and who submit their annual funding requests all are guilty of breaking the false claims law. If some enterprising DCUMer does their own investigation and sues those people and wins, you can bet that administrators will get on the ball. It shouldn't be hard to find the Maryland residents who have some money, and there must be some administrators who have some money. Daily Caller went out of its way to mention what kind of cars and houses people have. So you can solve residency fraud and keep a percentage of what you recover! Not only that, these cases allow for attorney's fees, so you should be able to find some enterprising attorney to take it on contingency. If you're going to stalk these people anyway, why not take it into your own hands and make a profit rather than relying on lax enforcement? Good luck, and you're welcome. (Disclaimer: I'm not your attorney. Check all this with an attorney, obviously.) |
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PP again. Here's a link to the law -- found on the website of a whistleblower law firm.
http://www.phillipsandcohen.com/State-False-Claims-Statutes/District-of-Columbia.shtml (Note: not my firm, still not your lawyer) |
Nope. A "false claim" is for money or property. Not enrolling in school. |
Yes, if only Child and Family Services or DHS produced records or documentation of their cases that could be used to substantiate these claims. Oh, wait.... they do. So, no, schools don't have to accept a letter from the family. |
Not really, the same people have been trolling this topic for years. It hits all the right notes for the conservative forum trolls: DC statehood is incompetent, brown people are all Barry flunkies, we aren't racist, it's just pg county. Etc. Etc. You could write these talking points on a waffle and they would get 100 pages here. |
We get it. Your own social insecurity makes escalades attractive to you. Naturally, when you see someone driving one, you do an assessment of their social caste. You're all gross. Escalades are gross. You, with your escalade envy, are even more gross. In a happier world, we could lock you all in an exurban mall and never have to see any of you again. |
Nah. I happily drive a 9 year old minivan for work. I just don't like people like you excusing the cheating of someone who drives a $74,000 car by saying she must have an unstable life that requires her to place her child with grandparents. She's a cheater. |
Well... based on the posts on my neighborhood listserv it's not just dcum trolls who are enraged about the cheating ... |
Let the bounty hunting begin! The harvest is plentiful! |
add "constructive" or "quasi" and then presto! Magic! Somehow it works and the "tuition" becomes the money. I still vote for a writ of mandamus. |
go back to doc review you 10th year associate |