Confessions

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I confess that until I read this thread I had no idea that there were so many nasty people on this planet.

Seriously. When did this thread veer from true confessions (usually something unattractive about yourself) to reverse insults on others? ("I confess I think you're a skanky bitch!")

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: Also, I have a really mean confession:
Usually fat and/or ugly people are the ones obsessed with daily grooming and cleanliness. Because it is all they have going for them! It's like fat chicks collecting nice shoes because clothes look bad. For those of us who are attractive and slim, we actually look pretty damn good in a tank top and un-ironed mini skirt!! Look at the hot celebs in US Weekly. When they are hanging out they look pretty grungy and also pretty hot. It's Kate Goselin (?) and trashy Paris Hilton who are always all dolled up!!

This is the funniest thing I've read here in a while. I was going to call it very "Heathers," but I suspect the 17-year-old who wrote it won't get the reference. Very "Mean Girls."

[Anonymous]

I confess until I read this thread, I had no idea how often women mistake misery for competition. Holy cow.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: Also, I have a really mean confession:
Usually fat and/or ugly people are the ones obsessed with daily grooming and cleanliness. Because it is all they have going for them! It's like fat chicks collecting nice shoes because clothes look bad. For those of us who are attractive and slim, we actually look pretty damn good in a tank top and un-ironed mini skirt!! Look at the hot celebs in US Weekly. When they are hanging out they look pretty grungy and also pretty hot. It's Kate Goselin (?) and trashy Paris Hilton who are always all dolled up!!

This is the funniest thing I've read here in a while. I was going to call it very "Heathers," but I suspect the 17-year-old who wrote it won't get the reference. Very "Mean Girls."

I have a confession: I wrote the mean post and was kidding!!! I am so not skinny and am just ok looking. I just felt like fueling the fire. I don't know why! It was strangely fun to be so mean and idiotic anonymously. And, no, I am not a troll. I never write this sort of provocative thing!!

[Anonymous]

I confess that I hate my boss. Why must you always talk about race and how hard it is for African American people to succeed in the world? Do we need to hear how hard it was for you to grow up playing with only white baby dolls and how much your daddy hated that? Do we need to hear that you will not take your children to Disney World until there is an African American princess? Staff meetings last long enough as it is.....Stay on topic! ENOUGH already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I confess that I hate my boss. Why must you always talk about race and how hard it is for African American people to succeed in the world? Do we need to hear how hard it was for you to grow up playing with only white baby dolls and how much your daddy hated that? Do we need to hear that you will not take your children to Disney World until there is an African American princess? Staff meetings last long enough as it is.....Stay on topic! ENOUGH already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh I would find that boss annoying too. I like my boss to talk about work stuff and maybe some casual joking around etc. and not veer too much in the personal - especially childhood or thoughts on child-rearing. This would sketch me out...

[Anonymous]

I confess that I always scope out other moms and wonder if they write on DCUM posts......

[Anonymous]

I confess that I have stopped waking DH when he's clearly having a bad dream. This was a service I used to provide, but now I imagine he's stuck in a subconscious Hieronymous Bosch painting as retribution for all the pain and humiliation he has caused me. Maybe some one up there is counting my tears, after all.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I confess to judging people more on their communication skills than on their appearance. I think that someone who doesn't use correct capitalization and punctuation, or who doesn't know the difference between "it's" and "its" or "you're" and "your" is probably stupid, no matter how cute they look.

I also think that people who seek out certain brands and cast aspersions on other brands are shallow and are missing out on the important things in life.

Me too! I'll choose smart over "cute" anyday.

Good for you. English is my second language that does not make me stupid . So smart people can you write a perfect paragraph in another language ? Btw I did not even try to reread or check anything it was what it was. Girls showering is not a luxury hire some help if you can't do it all.


Cheers , Natalie ?

I hear you sister. These American women prefer to go out all trashy and stinky, stay ignorant about other languages and cultures. We shower and learn a 2nd, 3rd, 4th... language and look cute.
We make them so jealous!!!!

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Right. You look really cute when you're cleaning my toilets honey! Don't forget to scrub the floor when you're done.

You're kidding right?
I'm that gorgeous professor that gives the most intelligent lectures you'll ever see in your life. (in case you ever go to university level classes in your miserable life)
Yes, I do have an accent and you all HATE IT!
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[Anonymous]

No my dear. You are the childless nanny that believe that children can be raised by heat lamps. Honey, if you are going to try to pass yourself off as someone else then you should at least try to mask your writing style and not use the L O L tag at the end of every post. TROLL!! Now get back to the toilets!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No my dear. You are the childless nanny that believe that children can be raised by heat lamps. Honey, if you are going to try to pass yourself off as someone else then you should at least try to mask your writing style and not use the L O L tag at the end of every post. TROLL!! Now get back to the toilets!

"oh GO AWAY you mean, heartless person!"

or should I say:

"Shut up you ugly person!"

no, wait, this one is better:

"Where is your child while you're wasting time posting on DCUM?"

See? Anyone can copy tags that other frequent posters like to use...

Oh, and looking back I just realized I can write in stanzas too!
Cool, huh?

Oh, wait, can't I be a professor pretending I'm a mean nanny? Why do you have to assume it's the other way around? Too much to handle?
Anyway, go back to your toilets because you sound like someone that can't afford to pay an illegal to do your dirty job.

"You DISGUSTING PIG!"

(HA HA - I like this one)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No my dear. You are the childless nanny that believes that children can be raised by heat lamps. Honey, if you are going to try to pass yourself off as someone else then you should at least try to mask your writing style and not use the L O L tag at the end of every post. TROLL!! Now get back to the toilets!

Am I right? Just checking... the ESOL classes are very demanding for me poor illegal...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: Also, I have a really mean confession:
Usually fat and/or ugly people are the ones obsessed with daily grooming and cleanliness. Because it is all they have going for them! It's like fat chicks collecting nice shoes because clothes look bad. For those of us who are attractive and slim, we actually look pretty damn good in a tank top and un-ironed mini skirt!! Look at the hot celebs in US Weekly. When they are hanging out they look pretty grungy and also pretty hot. It's Kate Goselin (?) and trashy Paris Hilton who are always all dolled up!!

This is the funniest thing I've read here in a while. I was going to call it very "Heathers," but I suspect the 17-year-old who wrote it won't get the reference. Very "Mean Girls."

It is definitely Heathers, the nastiness by these posters is far more psychotic than Mean Girls.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I confess to judging people more on their communication skills than on their appearance. I think that someone who doesn't use correct capitalization and punctuation, or who doesn't know the difference between "it's" and "its" or "you're" and "your" is probably stupid, no matter how cute they look.

I also think that people who seek out certain brands and cast aspersions on other brands are shallow and are missing out on the important things in life.

Since your English is so perfect, should we also judge you on how perfect your skills are in math, science, history, art, music and foreign languages?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I confess that I hate my boss. Why must you always talk about race and how hard it is for African American people to succeed in the world? Do we need to hear how hard it was for you to grow up playing with only white baby dolls and how much your daddy hated that? Do we need to hear that you will not take your children to Disney World until there is an African American princess? Staff meetings last long enough as it is.....Stay on topic! ENOUGH already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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