Most annoying DCUM posters... name yours.

[Anonymous]

UVa and TJ boosters from Va.

[Anonymous]

"Oh sweetie" poster. I am not your f'king sweetie!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Posters who love to tell people that they are fat or they can fix the issue if they would just lose weight.

+1

They don't realize how stupid they sound, so there is that. Maybe they are dim.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OPs like this. https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/950256.page

This is a great example.

Also, the one who starts each post with "Um..." but I'm sure you have covered them by now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The ‘prosecutors’ on this board, who will ask a PP a clarification question for the sole purpose of ripping them to shreds.

You phrased this so well. That's exactly what they are doing, and it's awful. You can always see them coming, but many OPs are quick to provide clarification because they are focused on getting help with something and don't realize they are being set up. It really derails conversation.

There is such a divide on this board between people who come here to share information in a mutually helpful way and the people who clearly use it as an outlet for their emotional problems. It's a shame there's no way to filter people out for this.

[Anonymous]

The hyper competitive, insecure posters

Nitpicky grammar Nazis who have nothing to contribute other than to point out some typo

The posters who are obsessed with “is this classy/WASP?”

The Size Olympics posters who need to tell everyone they’re a size 0-2. Anyone who is a six 6 or above is a whale.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The ones who biplanes degree snqpp all miss asemwnd.

+1. ttly%

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The ‘prosecutors’ on this board, who will ask a PP a clarification question for the sole purpose of ripping them to shreds.

You phrased this so well. That's exactly what they are doing, and it's awful. You can always see them coming, but many OPs are quick to provide clarification because they are focused on getting help with something and don't realize they are being set up. It really derails conversation.

There is such a divide on this board between people who come here to share information in a mutually helpful way and the people who clearly use it as an outlet for their emotional problems. It's a shame there's no way to filter people out for this.

We need to appoint a DCUM Pitbull to stand guard as stalwart protector, or just a display of potential threat if things go awry. DCUM Grammar Police can be equipped with a badge and a red laser pointer. They can both wear matching burgundy vests.

PS: This is the truth about pitbulls. https://thesmartcanine.com/pitbull-lockjaw/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Posters who ask something basic that could have been answered faster by googling it instead of posting. Example: the person asking for help on the Framing Brittney Spears Documentary because they couldn’t find it on Netflix or Amazon. Then asked a follow up. Less effort to have googled it. Or even read the first page of the thread they were posting on.

Another great example: https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/951216.page

[Anonymous]

The astrology posters.

The op's who think people who disagree with them are shaming them or being mean.

The influx of posters who pretend they are asking for advice but really just want validation of whatever choice they've already made.

Te posters polluting the relationship forum now that the explicit forum is closed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The Roll Tide! guy. Roll Tide!

Really? I find him amusing.

+1
He always pops up at just the right moment, usually when the typical college snobs are doing their thing. I love it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The idiot posters who always act surprised or annoyed that single/childfree people post on DCUM.

It’s like...do you even know how the internet works?

The “what are you doing on a mommy website if you don’t have kids?” posters on a thread about kitchen counters, or ETFs, or the Virginia governor’s race? Hate. I report those and Jeff deletes them.

In this same vein, the posters who are shocked (SHOCKED) that people not living in DMV post here. Much of what is posted here is not DC specific and is really applicable anywhere.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The idiot posters who always act surprised or annoyed that single/childfree people post on DCUM.

It’s like...do you even know how the internet works?

The “what are you doing on a mommy website if you don’t have kids?” posters on a thread about kitchen counters, or ETFs, or the Virginia governor’s race? Hate. I report those and Jeff deletes them.

In this same vein, the posters who are shocked (SHOCKED) that people not living in DMV post here. Much of what is posted here is not DC specific and is really applicable anywhere.

Those posts usually come after some wanker doesn’t disclose that he’s from BFE flyover and is shocked (SHOCKED) that _____ costs $X. Several posts later we discover he has zero fcking clue.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Oh sweetie" poster. I am not your f'king sweetie!

So how bout Dahling?

[Anonymous]

The idiot posters who always act surprised or annoyed that single/childfree people post on DCUM.

It’s like...do you even know how the internet works?

The “what are you doing on a mommy website if you don’t have kids?” posters on a thread about kitchen counters, or ETFs, or the Virginia governor’s race? Hate. I report those and Jeff deletes them.

Jeff deletes posters? Not the posts? Like.. he makes the phone call?.. run for the hills!!!!