First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name

[Anonymous]

Obviosly, if your last name is Pits, Pitts or Pit, don't name your child Harry.

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Rose Bush.

Cliff Edge.

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Not a person's name but I picked out take out last night from Pho King
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Really?

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Peter File is a surprisingly common name. (Though not sure I would have picked up on the implications of that one if not for the Peter File episode of the British show The IT Crowd.)

My beloved grandmother’s name was Frieda, and I definitely considered using it, but our last name is occasionally used as penis slang. Frieda [Penis]. No thanks!

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The doctor who did my husband's vasectomy was Dr. Ball. He was great and had a sense of humor about it.

I used to work with a young woman whose last name was Ramirez. She and her husband were expecting a baby boy and she was telling me about names they were considering. Richard was at the top of the list. I politely told her to Google the name Richard Ramirez before they chose that one. She was horrified because she had no idea what the Night Stalker's real name was (this was well before the Netflix series and related shows about him).

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Anonymous wrote:Richard Smallwood.

I'm laughing at all the other names. Who is so mature that they can keep a straight face for some of these?

I know a Richard Woodcock.

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Anonymous wrote:Harry C. Beaver.

A gynecologist in Fairfax. No joke. We made my roommate bring the business card when she came back from spring break after she told us this .

What's so funny?

It is amazing when you post something funny on DCUM and OUT OF THE WOODWORK crawl all the people with ZERO sense of humor!!!!

I have a sense of humor. I just dont get this joke.

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Anonymous wrote:If your last name is Peacock, don’t name a child Drew

I don’t get that one 🤷🏼‍♂️

Droopy ____

[Anonymous]

Had some friends whose last name was Ness. Apparently Peter and Lachlan were ruled out as kids names. (P.Ness and Lach Ness)

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I know someone named Justin Case.

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Jimmy Johnson Junior

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Anonymous wrote:Had some friends whose last name was Ness. Apparently Peter and Lachlan were ruled out as kids names. (P.Ness and Lach Ness)

I have a friend with the last name Ness! And her middle initial is A. (Didn’t notice that one till she pointed it out, but unluckily for her, other kids were apparently much quicker on the uptake.)

[Anonymous]

Last name Butts with first name Seymour, Harry, or E. Normus

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Vye Brator
Wayne Kerr
Willie B. Hardigan

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A friend was ordering monogrammed slippers for her kids at Christmas when she realized that when the last name was placed in the middle, as one does with monograms, her kids' initials were DCK and FCK. I love this bc she thought it was hilarious and ordered the slippers anyway.