First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name

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Anonymous wrote:A friend was ordering monogrammed slippers for her kids at Christmas when she realized that when the last name was placed in the middle, as one does with monograms, her kids' initials were DCK and FCK. I love this bc she thought it was hilarious and ordered the slippers anyway.

lol. this reminds me of the fact that my (Catholic) mother's monogram is JEW. This does not stop her from using her monogram or going with her initials (JWE) instead. She has towels that say JEW. She sends letters to people with her JEW stationary. She wears her JEW sunhat to the beach. And covid gave us the JEW facemask.

Oh yes Initials.. another thing to worry..

Name your kid Frederic Andreas Klein and you end up with FAK

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Last name Rick?

Don't do David or Daniel or anything with D.. or you will end up with

P. Rick

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V. E. Gina ?

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Pendleton Nice = Pen Nice

Penelope Nice = Penn Nice

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Oh wait.. last name Russ?

STAY AWAY from names starting wit V!!!! and middle with I...

or you will end up with:

V. I. Russ

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Rey Pist

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Anonymous wrote:Years ago I had a proctologist named Dr. Hurtz. Thankfully he was a great doctor.

You mean it wasn't Dr. Butts? I want Drs. Hurtz and Butts to get married.

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Mia Mata
Mia Rana
Mia Huerta

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Anonymous wrote:Sue Wage
Phil Durdey

I would think strongly before naming a child those names.

Uhhh, wha?

Phil Durdey?

What am I missing? 🤔

DP. I think it’s Feel Dirty.

That's a really lame attempt on the OP's part, but thanks for clarifying, PP!

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Anonymous wrote:You need to watch the initials, too.
Some friends of mine almost had the kid's initials be A-S-S

So true. We almost gave our oldest son initials of “RIP.” We really liked the middle name with the letter “I” so instead made it the first name of our middle son. It wasn't until year's later we realized that the middle son’s initials spelled “IMP”😂

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If Wanda Hughes had married Henry Kissinger she'd be Wanda Hughes Kissinger now.

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Anonymous wrote:Our last name is Johnson, and we briefly considered Harrison for our son, but someone pointed out that Harry Johnson is not an okay name.

What’s wrong with Harry Johnson? Seems plenty of Harry Johnsons when I google.

It sounds just like Hairy Johnson. Basically like naming your kid Hairy Penis.

Only if you are 12.

But one day your kid will be 12. And likely surrounded by other boys who are 12.

So, why would you subject him to that?

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My Asian stylist told me she was thinking of naming her son (who would grow up in America), Dong.

It was an awkward conversation.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Our last name is Johnson, and we briefly considered Harrison for our son, but someone pointed out that Harry Johnson is not an okay name.

What’s wrong with Harry Johnson? Seems plenty of Harry Johnsons when I google.

It sounds just like Hairy Johnson. Basically like naming your kid Hairy Penis.

Only if you are 12.

But one day your kid will be 12. And likely surrounded by other boys who are 12.

So, why would you subject him to that?

Cakm down. My last name isnt Johnson. I have zero sons!

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Charles Brown
Charlotte Brown