First name to avoid naming child if you have a certain last name

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Harry C. Beaver.

A gynecologist in Fairfax. No joke. We made my roommate bring the business card when she came back from spring break after she told us this .


What's so funny?


Hairy....beaver.

You do know beaver is often used as slang for vagina. Sigh.

Sheltered ppl.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Harry C. Beaver.

A gynecologist in Fairfax. No joke. We made my roommate bring the business card when she came back from spring break after she told us this .


What's so funny?


Hairy....beaver.

You do know beaver is often used as slang for vagina. Sigh.

Sheltered ppl.


and a gyn definitely 'sees' them so the middle initial is even funnier.
Anonymous
Also not quite the same, but I grew up with the Clapp sisters.

If your last name is Clapp, please don't give your girls stripper names, such as Bambi and Candi. Just don't.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Our last name is Johnson, and we briefly considered Harrison for our son, but someone pointed out that Harry Johnson is not an okay name.


Nobody pointed out awful having first and last names ending in -son would be?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Michael Hunt

I actually knew a guy named that. He handled it pretty well.


I don't get this one.
Anonymous
I have an acquaintance who named their son Blaze Cayenne Cox.
Anonymous
Someone I work with named their son Thor Hammer.
Anonymous
Names that rhyme.

I also dislike when parents use a popular surname for their kids first name: Smith, Cohen, Wilson, etc.

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Michael Hunt

I actually knew a guy named that. He handled it pretty well.


I knew a Michael Lit. He was actually very proud/amused by his name.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Michael Hunt

I actually knew a guy named that. He handled it pretty well.


I don't get this one.


Mike Hunt

My ___
Anonymous
My last name is Stark. We avoid naming our kids Arya, Sansa, and Brann lol.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Our last name is Johnson, and we briefly considered Harrison for our son, but someone pointed out that Harry Johnson is not an okay name.


Nobody pointed out awful having first and last names ending in -son would be?

Yeah, that’s not great.
Anonymous
My last name has two "L"s in it. We ruled out any "L" first names because any combination ends up being a real tongue-twister.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I have an acquaintance who named their son Blaze Cayenne Cox.


Henry Cox and Rusty Cox would be bad too. Tricky last name.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:My last name is Stark. We avoid naming our kids Arya, Sansa, and Brann lol.


Tony?
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