Admission: I wish my kids just peed in the pool

[Anonymous]

You want to know who pees in the pool? The entire swim team during practice.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You want to know who pees in the pool? The entire swim team during practice.

Yep.

Former competitive swimmer and let me tell you, I'd have loved to have seen my coach's reaction if someone got out of the pool to go pee.

My swim coach in college didn't even adhere to the "no swimming for x days after diarrhea" rule. You couldn't swim if you had active diarrhea, but as soon as it was done, back in the pool you went.

You people letting your kids pee on the grass INSIDE of the pool area are disgusting! That grassy area is typically for the overflow people to toss towels and lay out or have a picnic. Or if it's like at our pool, the grassy area is where the kids play while on break or during adult swim. So you're going to let your kid pee there and then let other kids run the pee grass and... track it right back in the pool? Or even better, track it into your house? Because 99% of the kids I know don't immediately shower when they get home from the pool.

So the next time you send your kid off to pee on the grass like Fido, think of him standing where 10 other boys have peed and then walking his pee feet all over your house and kicking those feet up on your couch.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You want to know who pees in the pool? The entire swim team during practice.

Yep.

Former competitive swimmer and let me tell you, I'd have loved to have seen my coach's reaction if someone got out of the pool to go pee.

My swim coach in college didn't even adhere to the "no swimming for x days after diarrhea" rule. You couldn't swim if you had active diarrhea, but as soon as it was done, back in the pool you went.

You people letting your kids pee on the grass INSIDE of the pool area are disgusting! That grassy area is typically for the overflow people to toss towels and lay out or have a picnic. Or if it's like at our pool, the grassy area is where the kids play while on break or during adult swim. So you're going to let your kid pee there and then let other kids run the pee grass and... track it right back in the pool? Or even better, track it into your house? Because 99% of the kids I know don't immediately shower when they get home from the pool.

So the next time you send your kid off to pee on the grass like Fido, think of him standing where 10 other boys have peed and then walking his pee feet all over your house and kicking those feet up on your couch.

Could you be any more dramatic?

Tracking pee back into the pool is different than peeing in the pool? You people are hilarious!

I'll admit, the peeing on the grass is a little nasty. But to claim traces of pee on swim trunks is different than bladders full of pee emptied into the actual pool is insane.

[Anonymous]

All those who think its fine to urinate in the pool, on the deck, in the grass, or anywhere besides the toilet: may we please know your demographic? Sounds a little privileged to think that it's fine for the world to be exposed to your sterile pee.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I seriously can't believe people are defending the fact that they tell their kids to pee in pools with other people. That is so nasty and rude and tacky.

Serious question: would you admit this to people irl?

If no, that should tell you something.

It really is gross! Not only kids, but the freaking adults are doing it, too!

People are disgusting!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I seriously can't believe people are defending the fact that they tell their kids to pee in pools with other people. That is so nasty and rude and tacky.

Serious question: would you admit this to people irl?

If no, that should tell you something.

It really is gross! Not only kids, but the freaking adults are doing it, too!

People are disgusting!

Haha! I hope you swim right through a fresh, warm stream every time you set foot in a pool.

It's not just us, it's everyone everywhere. Get over it! Stay home! Or enjoy the "warm spot"!

[Anonymous]

Pretty much every public pool is full of baby and toddler pee. You realize swim diapers only catch solids, right?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Pretty much every public pool is full of baby and toddler pee. You realize swim diapers only catch solids, right?

This post has made my day! People only believe what they want to believe!

Pools are full of pee and sweat and every other bodily fluid you can imagine, in some amount. That's why they are chemically treated!

I've been LMAO all day over you people! In what fantasyland do you really think there are no nasties in pools? This is awesome!

[Anonymous]

Bet some of you think that by not swimming in pools with The Poors, you're OK.

Think again, suckas.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I pee in the pool. My son pees in the pool, though he's in baby diapers.

The pee doesn't bother me but when my son pooped in his swim diaper in the baby pool, it keep the poop in. What it didn't keep in was the water that would get in the diaper, turn into poop water, and then leak out. Since then, I don't touch the baby pool water.

You are disgusting and a disgrace to society.

What the fuck is wrong with people, peeing where other people are swimming???

This is your second attempt, and nobody is agreeing with you.

Your takeaway from this should be that maybe you should steer clear from pools. It's apparent people of all ages are peeing in them. Even professional athletes. So if you can't handle it, stay out of the pool. The rest of us aren't in denial.

Nope, that was a different poster. So at least two people think that you and the idiot that teaches their kids to pee in the grass and shower are disgusting savages.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Bet some of you think that by not swimming in pools with The Poors, you're OK.

Think again, suckas.

Which high-end private pool do you use?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:All those who think its fine to urinate in the pool, on the deck, in the grass, or anywhere besides the toilet: may we please know your demographic? Sounds a little privileged to think that it's fine for the world to be exposed to your sterile pee.

I wizz off my deck at least 3 times a week while I'm outside enjoying a cigar and glass of burbon or a beer. Why? Because I CAN. Because I worked my arse off for this house and the 2 acres it sits on, and anyone who doesn't like it can get in line to kiss my butt. If my wife doesn't have a problem with it, why do you think I'd care if some judgemental harpy from the interweb doesn't like it? Get over yourself, hon.


Oh, demographic? Comfortable. That's all that needs to be said.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All those who think its fine to urinate in the pool, on the deck, in the grass, or anywhere besides the toilet: may we please know your demographic? Sounds a little privileged to think that it's fine for the world to be exposed to your sterile pee.

I wizz off my deck at least 3 times a week while I'm outside enjoying a cigar and glass of burbon or a beer. Why? Because I CAN. Because I worked my arse off for this house and the 2 acres it sits on, and anyone who doesn't like it can get in line to kiss my butt. If my wife doesn't have a problem with it, why do you think I'd care if some judgemental harpy from the interweb doesn't like it? Get over yourself, hon.


Oh, demographic? Comfortable. That's all that needs to be said.

You're at your home though, and you're an adult. I don't think that's the same thing as the pp that teaches their kids to pee in the grass at the pool. That's disgusting. Treating the kids like their animals. That pp is too lazy to get off their ass and take the kid to the bathroom or to tell the kid to use the toilet instead of the public sitting area where people have no idea it's happening.

[Anonymous]

This is why I am happy we have our own pool, which by the way we do not pee in. Haven't been to a public pool in years and hopefully won't do it too often after reading this thread!

[Anonymous]

OP, I read your post, then thought of the floating candy bar scene in Caddy Shack and cracked a wiiiide grin. Encourage your offspring to let it rip.