Admission: I wish my kids just peed in the pool

[Anonymous]

Every time one of them says "Mom! I need to go to the bathroom" I am so tempted to whisper "Just pee in the pool!" But I don't. I faithfully get out, take them to the bathroom (they're 6 and under), go through the whole thing, and come back.

Wish they'd just whiz in there.

[Anonymous]

Ha! I've had the same thought, believe me.

[Anonymous]

lol. My 2 y/o runs behind a lounge chair and pees. I try to pretend I don't know what she's doing

[Anonymous]

Our pool has a giant set of steps you need to go down to get to the bathrooms. When we toured the pool having to traipse up and down those stairs for bathroom breaks never occurred to me--the kids were in diapers. Now I think the same as you OP.

[Anonymous]

I make my kids pee before we get there.
If they need to pee at the pool, that means it's urgent because they hate taking off their wet things.
Usually they hold it in until we get back.

[Anonymous]

Ha! My 9 year old peed on the pool deck early this summer because he had to go badly, didn't want to pee in the pool and underestimated the time he needed to get to the bathroom. He tried to pass it off as water dripping from him and I am fairly certain I am the only one that saw it, but argh!

I could have throttled him. As I was scolding him to either get out of the pool faster or pee IN the pool instead of on the deck, he looked at me horrified and said that it is gross to pee in the pool. Ummm...and peeing on the pool deck is better?!?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
I make my kids pee before we get there.
If they need to pee at the pool, that means it's urgent because they hate taking off their wet things.
Usually they hold it in until we get back.

You obviously do not have a water swallower.

[Anonymous]

I have mine run over to the grassy area and just let it go. Nobody can tell. Looks like water.

Or, I have them go to the outdoor shower, turn it on, and stand there and let loose. Goes right down the drain, water cleans the area.

Urine is sterile. People have worse things on their feet, potentially. I'm not scared of a little pee.

[Anonymous]

This is why I like swimming in creeks and rivers.

Because at least i KNOW things are peeing in it. Fish, animals, me... There's no room for uncertainty

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
I make my kids pee before we get there.
If they need to pee at the pool, that means it's urgent because they hate taking off their wet things.
Usually they hold it in until we get back.

You obviously do not have a water swallower.

Is that why my dd needs to pee twice for a 1/2 hr lesson? She's normally a camel, but something about the dang pool, she always has to pee!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have mine run over to the grassy area and just let it go. Nobody can tell. Looks like water.

Or, I have them go to the outdoor shower, turn it on, and stand there and let loose. Goes right down the drain, water cleans the area.

Urine is sterile. People have worse things on their feet, potentially. I'm not scared of a little pee.

You are so lazy and disgusting it's unbelievable. I can't believe you teach your children to do this. I'm sad for them that they are being raised by such an uncivilized parent. Gross.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have mine run over to the grassy area and just let it go. Nobody can tell. Looks like water.

Or, I have them go to the outdoor shower, turn it on, and stand there and let loose. Goes right down the drain, water cleans the area.

Urine is sterile. People have worse things on their feet, potentially. I'm not scared of a little pee.

You are so lazy and disgusting it's unbelievable. I can't believe you teach your children to do this. I'm sad for them that they are being raised by such an uncivilized parent. Gross.

Meh, whatever.

Birds and animals dedicate on the same grass. Sweat and other unmentionables wash off of people in the same outdoor shower. Like I said, urine is sterile. It's not as if I'm encouraging them to pee in the shallow end. Get over yourself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have mine run over to the grassy area and just let it go. Nobody can tell. Looks like water.

Or, I have them go to the outdoor shower, turn it on, and stand there and let loose. Goes right down the drain, water cleans the area.

Urine is sterile. People have worse things on their feet, potentially. I'm not scared of a little pee.

You are so lazy and disgusting it's unbelievable. I can't believe you teach your children to do this. I'm sad for them that they are being raised by such an uncivilized parent. Gross.

Meh, whatever.

Birds and animals dedicate on the same grass. Sweat and other unmentionables wash off of people in the same outdoor shower. Like I said, urine is sterile. It's not as if I'm encouraging them to pee in the shallow end. Get over yourself.

*defecate

[Anonymous]

Urine is NOT sterile

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Urine is NOT sterile

HAHA

WHAT?

NP