If you cheated how did you get caught?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I got a special one for you.

DH's longterm affair partner by accident has found herself at the same playground where I took my kids. She was there with their four-year old daughter. My kids are six years and 18 months old.

My six-year old started playing merrily with her daughter. I didn't even notice the mom. When it's time to leave, I bundle the little one in the stroller and start walking, my six-year old is trotting ahead on the path. The little girl zooms after my son and starts crying, asking him not to leave. The mother begins to walk after me. I say, off hand, they certainly seem to have connected, don't they. Yes, she says, they are siblings. I dismiss it as someone's bad English.

Come home that night, tell my husband an amusing story. And he says yes, it's true. They really ARE siblings. The disgusting duo has been playing around since before we got married. Had a child with her when my son was barely two, "because we were fighting all the time and I wasn't sure the marriage would survive." Has been basically maintaining a second family ever since then. Has been taking my son there so he can have a "relationship with his sister." My five-year old knew before I knew.

I want to go rent a bazooka and mow them all down.

Holy sh*t. Wow. Just wow.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
My AP told me he was happy with his marriage when we had our first lunch date. He continued to tell me he was happy when were were in bed the next day and throughout our way too long affair. I never believed him. How could he be happy and also see me everyday and tell me he loved me? Was he really happy in in marriage? I was happy enough in mine but the sex with AP was amazing. Anyway - wifey hacked his secret email account the first time and found his burner phone the second. Not sure why she stayed with him I guess she is happy too.

Yes he was happy in his marriage. He told you what you wanted to hear so he could sleep with you.

So why did you sleep with him if you knew he was married at all, let alone "happily"? How does the conversation between married man and potential OW go?

I slept with him because he was super hot, tall and super fit. He kissed me and my knees buckled - that's how that conversation went.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Come home that night, tell my husband an amusing story. And he says yes, it's true. They really ARE siblings. The disgusting duo has been playing around since before we got married. Had a child with her when my son was barely two, "because we were fighting all the time and I wasn't sure the marriage would survive." Has been basically maintaining a second family ever since then. Has been taking my son there so he can have a "relationship with his sister." My five-year old knew before I knew.

Wow. You win.

Query, though - who did she think your son was at the park with? If she saw him there, wouldn't she have been shitting a brick looking around for the adult supposed to be with him, presuming she knew about your existence since she knew she didn't give birth to your son but that they shared a father?

That said, you win. My DH's AP is at least in her 50s, so there are no new kids that he's fathering unless he cheats on her or dumps her. Which would be another story, but it would certainly be interesting to see that little possible piece of theater unfold.

I don't know anything for certain any more. But I think that she just happened to be at that particular park. Saw my son since she knew him. And figured out it was me with him. Of course she knows about my existence, DH told me she's been pushing him to divorce me or to spend more time with them. I honestly think that when she saw us, she quickly called him and said, your wife is here, what should I do? And he must have said, go ahead, tell her. The coward. Disgusting lying adulterous coward. Taking my son to their house!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
My AP told me he was happy with his marriage when we had our first lunch date. He continued to tell me he was happy when were were in bed the next day and throughout our way too long affair. I never believed him. How could he be happy and also see me everyday and tell me he loved me? Was he really happy in in marriage? I was happy enough in mine but the sex with AP was amazing. Anyway - wifey hacked his secret email account the first time and found his burner phone the second. Not sure why she stayed with him I guess she is happy too.

Yes he was happy in his marriage. He told you what you wanted to hear so he could sleep with you.

So why did you sleep with him if you knew he was married at all, let alone "happily"? How does the conversation between married man and potential OW go?

I slept with him because he was super hot, tall and super fit. He kissed me and my knees buckled - that's how that conversation went.

what fucking hubris. hope your DH kicks your ass to the curb if he hasn't already.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
My AP told me he was happy with his marriage when we had our first lunch date. He continued to tell me he was happy when were were in bed the next day and throughout our way too long affair. I never believed him. How could he be happy and also see me everyday and tell me he loved me? Was he really happy in in marriage? I was happy enough in mine but the sex with AP was amazing. Anyway - wifey hacked his secret email account the first time and found his burner phone the second. Not sure why she stayed with him I guess she is happy too.

Yes he was happy in his marriage. He told you what you wanted to hear so he could sleep with you.

So why did you sleep with him if you knew he was married at all, let alone "happily"? How does the conversation between married man and potential OW go?

I slept with him because he was super hot, tall and super fit. He kissed me and my knees buckled - that's how that conversation went.

what fucking hubris. hope your DH kicks your ass to the curb if he hasn't already.

haha - love that

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you cheated how did you get caught?

Like a dumb ass I relayed the details of my affair on DCUM trying to seek advice on how to end it and lo and behold my spouse happened to come across it and figured out it was me.

Just kidding but it wouldn't surprise me if people got found out this way with endless new threads popping up daily. This place is a gold mine for any insecure and suspicious spouse to look for clues about their partner's possible infidelity.

[Anonymous]

DW has radar a mile high. I'd get caught in about 3 minutes if I even thought of cheating.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If you cheated how did you get caught?

Like a dumb ass I relayed the details of my affair on DCUM trying to seek advice on how to end it and lo and behold my spouse happened to come across it and figured out it was me.

Just kidding but it wouldn't surprise me if people got found out this way with endless new threads popping up daily. This place is a gold mine for any insecure and suspicious spouse to look for clues about their partner's possible infidelity.

FTW!

[Anonymous]

If I saw a picture of toast in my husband's phone it would never occur to me he sent it to anyone at all. It's toast! I'd assume he probably accidentally turned the camera on and snapped a pic of his toast while he was browsing his phone and eating. What kind of boring ass extramarital affair involves sending someone pictures of toast.. if you're going down, go down for something better than exchanging breakfast pics.

All I will say is that if I found a very neatly-framed obviously not unintentionally taken picture of breakfast toast, it would be very out of character for my DH to take. I know other DHs who take pictures of everything to post to FB, including their breakfast lattes and their micro-beer labels. For my DH it would be a big old red flag that there's SOMEONE he's taking these pictures for. But then again, my DH has like 15 friends on FB and 4 of them are our kids.

[Anonymous]

If pix of toast are red flags then what about close-ups of Pop-Tarts?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If pix of toast are red flags then what about close-ups of Pop-Tarts?

That's the food porn equivalent of a ONS behind the bar without a condom. Pop tarts are nasty. Let's just hope he found that pic online and didn't take it himself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Come home that night, tell my husband an amusing story. And he says yes, it's true. They really ARE siblings. The disgusting duo has been playing around since before we got married. Had a child with her when my son was barely two, "because we were fighting all the time and I wasn't sure the marriage would survive." Has been basically maintaining a second family ever since then. Has been taking my son there so he can have a "relationship with his sister." My five-year old knew before I knew.

Wow. You win.

Query, though - who did she think your son was at the park with? If she saw him there, wouldn't she have been shitting a brick looking around for the adult supposed to be with him, presuming she knew about your existence since she knew she didn't give birth to your son but that they shared a father?

That said, you win. My DH's AP is at least in her 50s, so there are no new kids that he's fathering unless he cheats on her or dumps her. Which would be another story, but it would certainly be interesting to see that little possible piece of theater unfold.

I don't know anything for certain any more. But I think that she just happened to be at that particular park. Saw my son since she knew him. And figured out it was me with him. Of course she knows about my existence, DH told me she's been pushing him to divorce me or to spend more time with them. I honestly think that when she saw us, she quickly called him and said, your wife is here, what should I do? And he must have said, go ahead, tell her. The coward. Disgusting lying adulterous coward. Taking my son to their house!!!!

Please call a lawyer on Monday morning. Protect yourself from the heartless asshole you are married to.

[Anonymous]

My friend was carrying on an affair with a very wealthy and powerful married man. His wife found her texts and called her.

Friend: Hello?
AP's Wife: This is ____'s wife.
Friend: (playing it cool) Oh, hi!
AP's Wife: Don't "hi" me, you bitch!

The conversation quickly devolved from there. I was sort of in my friend's living room when it happened. I do like this friend for her other qualities, but I admit she's very brazen and unrepentant about the things she does, including sleeping with married men.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
My AP told me he was happy with his marriage when we had our first lunch date. He continued to tell me he was happy when were were in bed the next day and throughout our way too long affair. I never believed him. How could he be happy and also see me everyday and tell me he loved me? Was he really happy in in marriage? I was happy enough in mine but the sex with AP was amazing. Anyway - wifey hacked his secret email account the first time and found his burner phone the second. Not sure why she stayed with him I guess she is happy too.

Yes he was happy in his marriage. He told you what you wanted to hear so he could sleep with you.

So why did you sleep with him if you knew he was married at all, let alone "happily"? How does the conversation between married man and potential OW go?

I slept with him because he was super hot, tall and super fit. He kissed me and my knees buckled - that's how that conversation went.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My friend was carrying on an affair with a very wealthy and powerful married man. His wife found her texts and called her.

Friend: Hello?
AP's Wife: This is ____'s wife.
Friend: (playing it cool) Oh, hi!
AP's Wife: Don't "hi" me, you bitch!

The conversation quickly devolved from there. I was sort of in my friend's living room when it happened. I do like this friend for her other qualities, but I admit she's very brazen and unrepentant about the things she does, including sleeping with married men.

I honestly couldn't be friends with someone like that; there are no other qualities that can make up for how little human empathy she has. You do know that if you stick around long enough, at some point the same kind of lying and lack of empathy will be directed at you?