Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?

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Anonymous wrote:I could start talking about my crush on my masseur...that would get us switched to explicit in a minute.

You have a good looking masseur? Do tell!

It isn't even just the looks. It's his voice, the *way* he speaks. You know those men who make your pores raise without any contact whatsoever? Crazy. On top of which he gives a GREAT massage so I'm not messing this up by being inappropriate. But lord is it tempting.

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Anonymous wrote:This is officially my favorite DCUM thread.

+1

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Funny, I was working a second job a few years back delivering food and after 6 months there was a pattern of many single hotties who would stay in all weekend and order food while they were in their pajama's. At first they would be embarrassed around me, but later would be wearing yoga pants with a nice fitting tee without a bra. One in particular I sensed was dressing to provoke me into something more, but I digress...

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I could start talking about my crush on my masseur...that would get us switched to explicit in a minute.

You have a good looking masseur? Do tell!

It isn't even just the looks. It's his voice, the *way* he speaks. You know those men who make your pores raise without any contact whatsoever? Crazy. On top of which he gives a GREAT massage so I'm not messing this up by being inappropriate. But lord is it tempting.

YES! The voice, strong hands and dimly lit room. I used to have an attractive therapist and would get really turned on, especially as he was working my butt and thighs. He never made a move though and was never inappropriate.

[Anonymous]

I wish I had a charming mailman, nothing would up my Amazon deliveries faster.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I could start talking about my crush on my masseur...that would get us switched to explicit in a minute.

You have a good looking masseur? Do tell!

It isn't even just the looks. It's his voice, the *way* he speaks. You know those men who make your pores raise without any contact whatsoever? Crazy. On top of which he gives a GREAT massage so I'm not messing this up by being inappropriate. But lord is it tempting.

YES! The voice, strong hands and dimly lit room. I used to have an attractive therapist and would get really turned on, especially as he was working my butt and thighs. He never made a move though and was never inappropriate.

I had a one-off massage at a gorgeous spa in northern CA. The masseur was SO HOT it was so distracting. I could really not relax because this guy was so outrageously gorgeous, i was naked under there, and he had is hands all over my body.

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Anonymous wrote:Op here.

Someone save me from myself, or at least stand in front of my office door today when the mail comes.

Yesterday, he comes up to the front desk and is putting the mail away when he sees me (staring and starting to sweat) and takes his earbuds out.
I hear some rap music playing as he leans and looks at me sideways, and asks me " hey ____, you know anything about Riding Dirty?" (For those not in the know, it's a song and he was listening to it I guess)

My answer?
"Sometimes my station wagon gets a lot of crumbs"

Noooooo!

OP - that's your bigger issue. Who drives station wagon nowdays? I think there are about 8 S.Ws. running entire DMV area. You need to upgrade your car...

Yes, I agree, but it's fully paid off and I love it. The seat is really comfortable and it does really well in the snow.

Is it a Subaru? If so, still totally cool. And to the haters, the back of a station wagon has to be the best place for riding dirty.

I thought "riding dirty" referred to riding around while smoking weed? Hence, "tryna catch me riding dirty" (referring to police, if memory serves me).

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Anonymous wrote:I could start talking about my crush on my masseur...that would get us switched to explicit in a minute.

You have a good looking masseur? Do tell!

It isn't even just the looks. It's his voice, the *way* he speaks. You know those men who make your pores raise without any contact whatsoever? Crazy. On top of which he gives a GREAT massage so I'm not messing this up by being inappropriate. But lord is it tempting.

YES! The voice, strong hands and dimly lit room. I used to have an attractive therapist and would get really turned on, especially as he was working my butt and thighs. He never made a move though and was never inappropriate.

I had a one-off massage at a gorgeous spa in northern CA. The masseur was SO HOT it was so distracting. I could really not relax because this guy was so outrageously gorgeous, i was naked under there, and he had is hands all over my body.

We talk about the most innocuous stuff so it's easy to relax and I trust 100% that he wouldn't overstep (and that I probably wouldn't object if he did anyway) so it's super relaxing. Did I mention it's an in-home massage? So add the intimacy of my dimly lit living room...

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I could start talking about my crush on my masseur...that would get us switched to explicit in a minute.

You have a good looking masseur? Do tell!

It isn't even just the looks. It's his voice, the *way* he speaks. You know those men who make your pores raise without any contact whatsoever? Crazy. On top of which he gives a GREAT massage so I'm not messing this up by being inappropriate. But lord is it tempting.

YES! The voice, strong hands and dimly lit room. I used to have an attractive therapist and would get really turned on, especially as he was working my butt and thighs. He never made a move though and was never inappropriate.

I had a one-off massage at a gorgeous spa in northern CA. The masseur was SO HOT it was so distracting. I could really not relax because this guy was so outrageously gorgeous, i was naked under there, and he had is hands all over my body.

We talk about the most innocuous stuff so it's easy to relax and I trust 100% that he wouldn't overstep (and that I probably wouldn't object if he did anyway) so it's super relaxing. Did I mention it's an in-home massage? So add the intimacy of my dimly lit living room...

Female version of an Asian massage parlor? No thanks

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I could start talking about my crush on my masseur...that would get us switched to explicit in a minute.

You have a good looking masseur? Do tell!

We talk about the most innocuous stuff so it's easy to relax and I trust 100% that he wouldn't overstep (and that I probably wouldn't object if he did anyway) so it's super relaxing. Did I mention it's an in-home massage? So add the intimacy of my dimly lit living room...

I don't trust myself in these situations. I would never cheat, but my fantasies tend to that sort of scenario, so to avoid the temptation I need to stick to your average spa experience. Just one time did I have a guy masseur and I didn't stop thinking about it for over 2 years.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I could start talking about my crush on my masseur...that would get us switched to explicit in a minute.

You have a good looking masseur? Do tell!

We talk about the most innocuous stuff so it's easy to relax and I trust 100% that he wouldn't overstep (and that I probably wouldn't object if he did anyway) so it's super relaxing. Did I mention it's an in-home massage? So add the intimacy of my dimly lit living room...

I don't trust myself in these situations. I would never cheat, but my fantasies tend to that sort of scenario, so to avoid the temptation I need to stick to your average spa experience. Just one time did I have a guy masseur and I didn't stop thinking about it for over 2 years.

Wow! That must've been some massage!

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Anonymous wrote:I could start talking about my crush on my masseur...that would get us switched to explicit in a minute.

You have a good looking masseur? Do tell!

We talk about the most innocuous stuff so it's easy to relax and I trust 100% that he wouldn't overstep (and that I probably wouldn't object if he did anyway) so it's super relaxing. Did I mention it's an in-home massage? So add the intimacy of my dimly lit living room...

I don't trust myself in these situations. I would never cheat, but my fantasies tend to that sort of scenario, so to avoid the temptation I need to stick to your average spa experience. Just one time did I have a guy masseur and I didn't stop thinking about it for over 2 years.

Wow! That must've been some massage!

I have always had male masseurs, some really good, some mediocre. This is the first one I've been attracted to on a personal level.

Anyway OP sorry for the derailment. I just remembered I have to book next month's massage anyway

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I could start talking about my crush on my masseur...that would get us switched to explicit in a minute.

You have a good looking masseur? Do tell!

It isn't even just the looks. It's his voice, the *way* he speaks. You know those men who make your pores raise without any contact whatsoever? Crazy. On top of which he gives a GREAT massage so I'm not messing this up by being inappropriate. But lord is it tempting.

YES! The voice, strong hands and dimly lit room. I used to have an attractive therapist and would get really turned on, especially as he was working my butt and thighs. He never made a move though and was never inappropriate.

I had a one-off massage at a gorgeous spa in northern CA. The masseur was SO HOT it was so distracting. I could really not relax because this guy was so outrageously gorgeous, i was naked under there, and he had is hands all over my body.

We talk about the most innocuous stuff so it's easy to relax and I trust 100% that he wouldn't overstep (and that I probably wouldn't object if he did anyway) so it's super relaxing. Did I mention it's an in-home massage? So add the intimacy of my dimly lit living room...

Female version of an Asian massage parlor? No thanks

Don't knock it till you've tried it

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I could start talking about my crush on my masseur...that would get us switched to explicit in a minute.

You have a good looking masseur? Do tell!

We talk about the most innocuous stuff so it's easy to relax and I trust 100% that he wouldn't overstep (and that I probably wouldn't object if he did anyway) so it's super relaxing. Did I mention it's an in-home massage? So add the intimacy of my dimly lit living room...

I don't trust myself in these situations. I would never cheat, but my fantasies tend to that sort of scenario, so to avoid the temptation I need to stick to your average spa experience. Just one time did I have a guy masseur and I didn't stop thinking about it for over 2 years.

Wow! That must've been some massage!

I have always had male masseurs, some really good, some mediocre. This is the first one I've been attracted to on a personal level.

Anyway OP sorry for the derailment. I just remembered I have to book next month's massage anyway

Are you going to book it with the same guy? Have him come to the house this time!

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Are you going to book it with the same guy? Have him come to the house this time!

Same guy every time and it's always in my house.