Sweet mother of Mary and all the saints in heaven, it is brutally muggy and hot outside. Would you rather we whine about the weather? |
+1 We all know you can't actually enjoy living in a house that small. Anyone who states otherwise is just pretending they aren't jealous of what I have. |
FTW!!! |
Your jealousy is ugly. |
Ugh. You should be embarrassed to have anything under 20,000 and without a moat. The floods when it rains more than half an inch are a total bitch on the wine cellar and movie theater flooring, but these are the sacrifices one must make to live in faux grandeur. |
The 12,000 sqft house is just the guest cottage. It's attached to my main home by a drawbridge (made of hardiplank and the finest in curated Home Depot "stone") over the moat. And the foyer doesn't even have a ceiling, it reaches to the stars! |
Gosh, I so agree. OP specifically asked for my opinion. Luckily, I have time to provide it as I lounge by my pool outside my 15,000 sq foot home, watching the children frolic on the back 40. Beulah, peel me a grape. |
You will be sorely disappointed if you think this is the lifestyle of people building a home that size in McLean. Troll on... |
DCUM has always had lots of trolling, and do you really expect posts this stupid to be taken seriously? |
If they have that kind of money and are building that size house and aren't living the high life, then they're just stupid. As long as they have that McLean zip code, though, I guess. |
| I hate 2 story foyers. I think they look McMansiony plus the sound all goes right upstairs and wakes the kids plus you can never get the temperature right and you can't change the lightbulbs in the stupid chandelier. If you're going to actually live in this house and it's not just for show. I vote no. |
+1. I had a house with a 2 story foyer and a 2 story kitchen, and the noise level upstairs was incredible. OP, if you do this, put the bedrooms a looong way from the foyer. Also, there is always a dead bug on the sill of the second floor window (that you can see from the second floor landing) and somebody's got to go up on a ladder to dust it off. |
How in the world do you heat that in the winter? Your bills must be through the roof. Oh wait.... |
Thanks you, Captain Obvious. Yes, of course "somebody" has to go up on a ladder. The "somebody" is called a butler. If you can't afford one, you obviously have no business with a two-story foyer. Newcomers. Sheesh. |
A butler's job is to clean the house? That's something new! |