IF MY SISTER IN LAW OBJECTS TO ME GIVING THE KIDS ICE CREAM FOR NEW YEARS I AM GOING TO SLAP HER!!!

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Anonymous wrote:My DD 10 can't handle too much sugar. A small cup of plain vanilla high quality icecream is maybe ok. The fat content will satisfy her after a couple spoonfuls and she'll abandon it. A double scoop of artificially neon dyed HFCS flavored stuff with sprinkles, syrup, etc is going to end badly. She will be bonkers for 30 minutes then feel ill and need to go home.

We don't do candy parties or other sugar-centric events. I don't like cheap plastic shit either, but I'd rather you skipped her treats and gave her a couple noise-makers and those awful fake glasses shaped like 2016.

Really? What's wrong with her?

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Anonymous wrote:My children brush their teeth with flavored toothpaste as their sweet dessert treat.

Mine sniff a vanilla scented candle.

Mine sniff a kale scented candle.

Mine make kale-scented candles from organic produce from our garden and wax from our apiary. Then they blog about it.

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Well MY kids think of kale as sweets. WE WIN.

How old is said kid? And what does he do when he can self select? The proof is in the pudding...

When he self selects, he chooses kale pudding.

He's "The Most Interesting Kid in the World."

My mom doesn't always let me self select, but when she does, I choose kale pudding.

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Anonymous wrote:I have posted about her on here before.
She objects to giving the kids gum.
She objects to giving the kids candy.
She objects to giving the kids cake.
If she objects to giving the kids ice cream on new years I swear to God am going to slap her.
This will be the last straw in a series of incidents.
I am sick and tired of her.

I promise to keep everyone on here posted about what happens.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to everyone!

So? A promise is a promise, OP.

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Anonymous wrote:I have posted about her on here before.
She objects to giving the kids gum.
She objects to giving the kids candy.
She objects to giving the kids cake.
If she objects to giving the kids ice cream on new years I swear to God am going to slap her.
This will be the last straw in a series of incidents.
I am sick and tired of her.

I promise to keep everyone on here posted about what happens.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to everyone!

So? A promise is a promise, OP.

Yeah, WTH OP? I want an update.

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Anonymous wrote:My children brush their teeth with flavored toothpaste as their sweet dessert treat.

Mine sniff a vanilla scented candle.

Mine sniff a kale scented candle.

Mine make kale-scented candles from organic produce from our garden and wax from our apiary. Then they blog about it.

Mine did a service project and brought kale pudding to socioeconomically disadvantaged children living in a kale food dessert.

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Anonymous wrote:My DD 10 can't handle too much sugar. A small cup of plain vanilla high quality icecream is maybe ok. The fat content will satisfy her after a couple spoonfuls and she'll abandon it. A double scoop of artificially neon dyed HFCS flavored stuff with sprinkles, syrup, etc is going to end badly. She will be bonkers for 30 minutes then feel ill and need to go home.

We don't do candy parties or other sugar-centric events. I don't like cheap plastic shit either, but I'd rather you skipped her treats and gave her a couple noise-makers and those awful fake glasses shaped like 2016.

I love that it has to be vanilla, as if that makes it purer. The vanilla thing is really the tell for orthorexia or whatever. There is nothing inherently more "plain" about vanilla than any other natural flavoring. It just sounds healthier.

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Anonymous wrote:My children brush their teeth with flavored toothpaste as their sweet dessert treat.

Mine sniff a vanilla scented candle.

Mine sniff a kale scented candle.

Mine make kale-scented candles from organic produce from our garden and wax from our apiary. Then they blog about it.

Mine did a service project and brought kale pudding to socioeconomically disadvantaged children living in a kale food dessert.

Trying to decide if this was a spelling error or le mot juste.