IF MY SISTER IN LAW OBJECTS TO ME GIVING THE KIDS ICE CREAM FOR NEW YEARS I AM GOING TO SLAP HER!!!

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Anonymous wrote:My children brush their teeth with flavored toothpaste as their sweet dessert treat.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My children brush their teeth with flavored toothpaste as their sweet dessert treat.

Mine sniff a vanilla scented candle.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My children brush their teeth with flavored toothpaste as their sweet dessert treat.

Mine sniff a vanilla scented candle.

Mine sniff a kale scented candle.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My children brush their teeth with flavored toothpaste as their sweet dessert treat.

Mine sniff a vanilla scented candle.

Mine sniff a kale scented candle.

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Anonymous wrote:

Well MY kids think of kale as sweets. WE WIN.

How old is said kid? And what does he do when he can self select? The proof is in the pudding...

When he self selects, he chooses kale pudding.

[Anonymous]

When I see super hostile and shock-jock posts like this from
OP I think bored office worker or 12 year-old troll looking to entertain himself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Well MY kids think of kale as sweets. WE WIN.

How old is said kid? And what does he do when he can self select? The proof is in the pudding...

When he self selects, he chooses kale pudding.

He's "The Most Interesting Kid in the World."

[Anonymous]

So did you slap her?

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Anonymous wrote:My DD 10 can't handle too much sugar. A small cup of plain vanilla high quality icecream is maybe ok. The fat content will satisfy her after a couple spoonfuls and she'll abandon it. A double scoop of artificially neon dyed HFCS flavored stuff with sprinkles, syrup, etc is going to end badly. She will be bonkers for 30 minutes then feel ill and need to go home.

We don't do candy parties or other sugar-centric events. I don't like cheap plastic shit either, but I'd rather you skipped her treats and gave her a couple noise-makers and those awful fake glasses shaped like 2016.

Sugar does not cause hyperactivity. That myth has been disproven several times over.

[Anonymous]

Leave OP alone.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not sure I exactly agree with OP, but when there's a group of kids and one person is always the one saying "no, I don't want the kids to do or have xyz. Let's skip it". It does get annoying. If the host buys stuff for a treat or activity, then sometimes you have to roll with it.

Sanctimonious eaters are the worst, no? For the love of god, just eat the cookie.

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Anonymous wrote:Give the kids poppers, or something else unobjectionable. It's very rude to do something you know a family member dislikes. Don't pick a fight with her during the holidays.

Alkyl nitrites are definitely objectionable.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Give the kids poppers, or something else unobjectionable. It's very rude to do something you know a family member dislikes. Don't pick a fight with her during the holidays.

Alkyl nitrites are definitely objectionable.

LOL. What if you do them with kale?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Give the kids poppers, or something else unobjectionable. It's very rude to do something you know a family member dislikes. Don't pick a fight with her during the holidays.

Alkyl nitrites are definitely objectionable.

LOL. What if you do them with kale?

Well, then it's okay.

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Anonymous wrote:Some people think kids should get fat.

Some people (lots) can eat this stuff without getting fat or diabetic. Sorry your genes suck.