I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days

[Anonymous]

all you obsessive showerers are insane.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:all you obsessive showerers are insane.

No. Just clean.

Btw, the smell of unwashed hair and ass is atrocious. I was behind some greasy haired woman in line today and almost threw up.

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Anonymous wrote:BO isn't sexy

My DH thinks my business tastes better if I don't wash it for a few days.

I'm in tears!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Look. It's winter, and hot water can dry out your skin. I understand skipping a shower if you didn't exercise that day or have diarrhea or something.

But 4 days? 9 days? You people are filthy sickos. You haven't even rinsed yourself off? You're probably the same people that wear loads of perfume or buy febreeze in bulk.

Clean yourself. That's what civilized people do. It's all downhill from here - do you really want to be the person that ends up on a TLC special about some abnormal human behavior? This is the first day of the rest of your life. Take a damn shower.

I do not wear perfume nor use Febreeze. I showered yesterday after not showering since December 12th. I hope you're happy now.

[Anonymous]

Weird people that mark the dates of their last shower.

I shower daily and you're not going to convince me that your cooch smells better after a few days. Vomit.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Look. It's winter, and hot water can dry out your skin. I understand skipping a shower if you didn't exercise that day or have diarrhea or something.

But 4 days? 9 days? You people are filthy sickos. You haven't even rinsed yourself off? You're probably the same people that wear loads of perfume or buy febreeze in bulk.

Clean yourself. That's what civilized people do. It's all downhill from here - do you really want to be the person that ends up on a TLC special about some abnormal human behavior? This is the first day of the rest of your life. Take a damn shower.

I do not wear perfume nor use Febreeze. I showered yesterday after not showering since December 12th. I hope you're happy now.

I don't understand this.

Have you been sick in bed with the flu? Or do you really hate yourself that much? and others, too, I'll add

[Anonymous]

for those of you who don't bathe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3f5u5TrJ-o

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:all you obsessive showerers are insane.

Being content with one's own filth is a sign of mental illness. Daily showers are not obsessive.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Look. It's winter, and hot water can dry out your skin. I understand skipping a shower if you didn't exercise that day or have diarrhea or something.

But 4 days? 9 days? You people are filthy sickos. You haven't even rinsed yourself off? You're probably the same people that wear loads of perfume or buy febreeze in bulk.

Clean yourself. That's what civilized people do. It's all downhill from here - do you really want to be the person that ends up on a TLC special about some abnormal human behavior? This is the first day of the rest of your life. Take a damn shower.

I do not wear perfume nor use Febreeze. I showered yesterday after not showering since December 12th. I hope you're happy now.

I don't understand this.

Have you been sick in bed with the flu? Or do you really hate yourself that much? and others, too, I'll add

No, I just really hate my shower in my apartment that much.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:BO isn't sexy

My DH thinks my business tastes better if I don't wash it for a few days.

You win the internet.

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Anonymous wrote:I sometimes feel guilty about how infrequently I bathe. It's about twice a week. But I do take ho baths everyday..gotta keep the snatch smelling good.

LMAO I never heard it called a ho bath before. I'm with you. In the summer when I'm hot and sweaty, I shower every day. Now though... Maybe once every 3 days at best and I wash my pits, my cooter, and my asshole every day. Gotta keep the critical areas smelling fresh.

Maybe I'm slow, but how does this work? How do you wash you nasty bits without showering? Sit on the sink like a bidet? Take the kitchen sink spayer to your pits? I don't get it. Enlighten please.

Noooo. You stand in front of the sink and use a washcloth. I take a baby wipe to my butthole if it needs freshening up, then I wash my hands, wash my face, dry it with the washcloth, and then I wash my pits and cooter. Takes like 5 minutes versus 15 to 30 in the shower.

I'm the first person in this sub-thread and I do the same thing.

[Anonymous]

I don't wash my hair daily but do bathe daily if I am working out. It is really bad for your skin and scalp to bathe a lot in the winter.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Look. It's winter, and hot water can dry out your skin. I understand skipping a shower if you didn't exercise that day or have diarrhea or something.

But 4 days? 9 days? You people are filthy sickos. You haven't even rinsed yourself off? You're probably the same people that wear loads of perfume or buy febreeze in bulk.

Clean yourself. That's what civilized people do. It's all downhill from here - do you really want to be the person that ends up on a TLC special about some abnormal human behavior? This is the first day of the rest of your life. Take a damn shower.

I shower about twice a week, but I take ho baths every day, so I'm always smelling good. If I get hot/sweaty, I shower more frequently.