I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days

[Anonymous]

For those who spot bathe- do you just use a washcloth? One washcloth on all three parts?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Don't your draws feel thick?

huh? what is draws?

Drawers, panties, underwear...

...skid marks

I'm the pp who hasn't showered in now, 9 days. I don't know how you shit or wipe, but the way I do it my panties never have skid marks. Maybe you don't wipe correctly. Or, do you shart a lot?

OMG I feel so bad for anyone in your vicinity. I spent time with a relative who hadn't showered for five days. I could not be in the same room without gagging.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I sometimes feel guilty about how infrequently I bathe. It's about twice a week. But I do take ho baths everyday..gotta keep the snatch smelling good.

LMAO I never heard it called a ho bath before. I'm with you. In the summer when I'm hot and sweaty, I shower every day. Now though... Maybe once every 3 days at best and I wash my pits, my cooter, and my asshole every day. Gotta keep the critical areas smelling fresh.

Maybe I'm slow, but how does this work? How do you wash you nasty bits without showering? Sit on the sink like a bidet? Take the kitchen sink spayer to your pits? I don't get it. Enlighten please.

Noooo. You stand in front of the sink and use a washcloth. I take a baby wipe to my butthole if it needs freshening up, then I wash my hands, wash my face, dry it with the washcloth, and then I wash my pits and cooter. Takes like 5 minutes versus 15 to 30 in the shower.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I sometimes feel guilty about how infrequently I bathe. It's about twice a week. But I do take ho baths everyday..gotta keep the snatch smelling good.

LMAO I never heard it called a ho bath before. I'm with you. In the summer when I'm hot and sweaty, I shower every day. Now though... Maybe once every 3 days at best and I wash my pits, my cooter, and my asshole every day. Gotta keep the critical areas smelling fresh.

Maybe I'm slow, but how does this work? How do you wash you nasty bits without showering? Sit on the sink like a bidet? Take the kitchen sink spayer to your pits? I don't get it. Enlighten please.

Noooo. You stand in front of the sink and use a washcloth. I take a baby wipe to my butthole if it needs freshening up, then I wash my hands, wash my face, dry it with the washcloth, and then I wash my pits and cooter. Takes like 5 minutes versus 15 to 30 in the shower.

OK, I laughed so hard that I had to go get tissues to wipe the tears away. Thanks DCUM posters, this is why I keep coming back!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I sometimes feel guilty about how infrequently I bathe. It's about twice a week. But I do take ho baths everyday..gotta keep the snatch smelling good.

LMAO I never heard it called a ho bath before. I'm with you. In the summer when I'm hot and sweaty, I shower every day. Now though... Maybe once every 3 days at best and I wash my pits, my cooter, and my asshole every day. Gotta keep the critical areas smelling fresh.

Maybe I'm slow, but how does this work? How do you wash you nasty bits without showering? Sit on the sink like a bidet? Take the kitchen sink spayer to your pits? I don't get it. Enlighten please.

Noooo. You stand in front of the sink and use a washcloth. I take a baby wipe to my butthole if it needs freshening up, then I wash my hands, wash my face, dry it with the washcloth, and then I wash my pits and cooter. Takes like 5 minutes versus 15 to 30 in the shower.

Seriously? I shower in 5-7 minutes.

Spot washing just is not the same. Gag.

[Anonymous]

Takes like 5 minutes versus 15 to 30 in the shower

Take a shorter shower. 15 to 30 minutes is not necessary.

[Anonymous]

Y'all are just nasty. I mean really, really nasty. Like most people, I shower AT LEAST once day. Usually more than that.

Shower first thing in the morning.
Shower after I work out.
Shower or hot bath at night.

I cannot imagine going days without bathing. What the hell is wrong with you?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I sometimes feel guilty about how infrequently I bathe. It's about twice a week. But I do take ho baths everyday..gotta keep the snatch smelling good.

LMAO I never heard it called a ho bath before. I'm with you. In the summer when I'm hot and sweaty, I shower every day. Now though... Maybe once every 3 days at best and I wash my pits, my cooter, and my asshole every day. Gotta keep the critical areas smelling fresh.

Maybe I'm slow, but how does this work? How do you wash you nasty bits without showering? Sit on the sink like a bidet? Take the kitchen sink spayer to your pits? I don't get it. Enlighten please.

Noooo. You stand in front of the sink and use a washcloth. I take a baby wipe to my butthole if it needs freshening up, then I wash my hands, wash my face, dry it with the washcloth, and then I wash my pits and cooter. Takes like 5 minutes versus 15 to 30 in the shower.

Nothing gets the stank off of you like a shower.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I sometimes feel guilty about how infrequently I bathe. It's about twice a week. But I do take ho baths everyday..gotta keep the snatch smelling good.

LMAO I never heard it called a ho bath before. I'm with you. In the summer when I'm hot and sweaty, I shower every day. Now though... Maybe once every 3 days at best and I wash my pits, my cooter, and my asshole every day. Gotta keep the critical areas smelling fresh.

Maybe I'm slow, but how does this work? How do you wash you nasty bits without showering? Sit on the sink like a bidet? Take the kitchen sink spayer to your pits? I don't get it. Enlighten please.

Noooo. You stand in front of the sink and use a washcloth. I take a baby wipe to my butthole if it needs freshening up, then I wash my hands, wash my face, dry it with the washcloth, and then I wash my pits and cooter. Takes like 5 minutes versus 15 to 30 in the shower.

OK, I laughed so hard that I had to go get tissues to wipe the tears away. Thanks DCUM posters, this is why I keep coming back!

"...take a wipe to my butthole..." LMAO!! Gotta stay ready for a rim job!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Don't your draws feel thick?

huh? what is draws?

Drawers, panties, underwear...

...skid marks

I'm the pp who hasn't showered in now, 9 days. I don't know how you shit or wipe, but the way I do it my panties never have skid marks. Maybe you don't wipe correctly. Or, do you shart a lot?

OMG I feel so bad for anyone in your vicinity. I spent time with a relative who hadn't showered for five days. I could not be in the same room without gagging.

Eh. I don't work out, so don't really sweat in the winter.

[Anonymous]

Eh. I don't work out, so don't really sweat in the winter.

So? Your body still produces oils and sheds dead skin cells.

Also.. 15 - 30 minutes in the shower?? 15 if I'm hiding, lol. Otherwise this is just a ridiculous excuse. If you don't have time to shower you need someone to teach you time management skills.

[Anonymous]

10:58 here -- I should say most of the time, you should have time to shower. I can see where sometimes things go haywire and it just doesn't happen. IE: When FIL was dying last year. We would get called to the hospital and rush in there, sometimes we didn't go back to the house, a 20 minute drive away. (So 40 mins plus a few in the shower.. too long to be away) But guess what? We did all make the decision that we would make the time to take a really quick shower when we went back to the house. Three of us were through the shower -- individually -- in about 25 minutes. The last person got out, got dressed and away we went again.

It isn't rocket science.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Eh. I don't work out, so don't really sweat in the winter.

So? Your body still produces oils and sheds dead skin cells.

Also.. 15 - 30 minutes in the shower?? 15 if I'm hiding, lol. Otherwise this is just a ridiculous excuse. If you don't have time to shower you need someone to teach you time management skills.

Oh you're confusing posters. I haven't showered in over a week. But when I do, complete with washing hair and shaving underarms it takes about ten minutes. I'm the one who has a tiny dark shower stall.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I sometimes feel guilty about how infrequently I bathe. It's about twice a week. But I do take ho baths everyday..gotta keep the snatch smelling good.

LMAO I never heard it called a ho bath before. I'm with you. In the summer when I'm hot and sweaty, I shower every day. Now though... Maybe once every 3 days at best and I wash my pits, my cooter, and my asshole every day. Gotta keep the critical areas smelling fresh.

Maybe I'm slow, but how does this work? How do you wash you nasty bits without showering? Sit on the sink like a bidet? Take the kitchen sink spayer to your pits? I don't get it. Enlighten please.

Noooo. You stand in front of the sink and use a washcloth. I take a baby wipe to my butthole if it needs freshening up, then I wash my hands, wash my face, dry it with the washcloth, and then I wash my pits and cooter. Takes like 5 minutes versus 15 to 30 in the shower.

OK, I laughed so hard that I had to go get tissues to wipe the tears away. Thanks DCUM posters, this is why I keep coming back!

"...take a wipe to my butthole..." LMAO!! Gotta stay ready for a rim job!

Damn right. I never know when DH is gonna wanna stick his tongue up there, so I try to keep it in a state of constant readiness. Besides, a dirty asshole is an itchy asshole.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Eh. I don't work out, so don't really sweat in the winter.

So? Your body still produces oils and sheds dead skin cells.

Also.. 15 - 30 minutes in the shower?? 15 if I'm hiding, lol. Otherwise this is just a ridiculous excuse. If you don't have time to shower you need someone to teach you time management skills.

I brush my teeth in the shower. I shave in the shower. I wash, condition, and detangle my stupidly thick curly hair in the shower. That takes 15 minutes right there.