I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days
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Anonymous
| Okay but if you aren't showering in 9 days like pp then you are not shaving anyways. Take a damn shower! And brush your teeth at the sink. |
Anonymous
| Someone needs to make a list of all of the slang words for body parts used in this thread. Cooter? SERIOUSLY GUYS? |
Anonymous
| Cooter pp here: It's the BEST. I don't even remember where I heard it, but I lol'd for ages, and then decided I was using it. I equally enjoy Lady Business, My Business, Box, and Kitten. |
Anonymous
Nope. I'm gonna brush my teeth in the shower, when I shower. Hell, I'm even gonna pee in the shower. I'm already in there, and it saves water and tp. |
Anonymous
| Raised by wolves, were you? |
Anonymous
| If Americans werent so obsessed with not smelling a hint of BO then we would be less rigid |
Anonymous
| BO isn't sexy |
Anonymous
Call me rigid, but i'm taking a shower. |
Anonymous
My DH thinks my business tastes better if I don't wash it for a few days. |
Anonymous
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Look. It's winter, and hot water can dry out your skin. I understand skipping a shower if you didn't exercise that day or have diarrhea or something.
But 4 days? 9 days? You people are filthy sickos. You haven't even rinsed yourself off? You're probably the same people that wear loads of perfume or buy febreeze in bulk. Clean yourself. That's what civilized people do. It's all downhill from here - do you really want to be the person that ends up on a TLC special about some abnormal human behavior? This is the first day of the rest of your life. Take a damn shower. |
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That's referred to as the 'puerto Rican shower', btw. I remember when people were appalled when Carolyn Bessette used that term. |
Anonymous
Vomit |
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