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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I sometimes feel guilty about how infrequently I bathe. It's about twice a week. But I do take ho baths everyday..gotta keep the snatch smelling good. [/quote]

LMAO I never heard it called a ho bath before.  I'm with you.  In the summer when I'm hot and sweaty, I shower every day.  Now though... Maybe once every 3 days at best and I wash my pits, my cooter, and my asshole every day.  Gotta keep the critical areas smelling fresh.  [/quote]

Maybe I'm slow, but how does this work? How do you wash you nasty bits without showering? Sit on the sink like a bidet? Take the kitchen sink spayer to your pits? I don't get it. Enlighten please. [/quote]

Noooo.  You stand in front of the sink and use a washcloth.  I take a baby wipe to my butthole if it needs freshening up, then I wash my hands, wash my face, dry it with the washcloth, and then I wash my pits and cooter.  Takes like 5 minutes versus 15 to 30 in the shower.[/quote]

I'm the first person in this sub-thread and I do the same thing. [/quote]

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