Please explain John Mayer

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself." (Rolling Stone, 2010)

he should jerk himself off a cliff

LOL! +1000

Please go away John Mayer!

Repeating what picture?

[Anonymous]

Are you all just figuring this out? This guy has been nothing but a huge tool since the beginning. Anyone who kept liking him even AFTER the monokini photo is truly insane.

[Anonymous]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RFDCkGzS3T8/SKrB8ZVDeJI/AAAAAAAACzw/O5l_xlT5klw/s1600-h/john_mayer_loves_media_attention.jpg

[Anonymous]

Link above is to Monokini pic. It's repulsive so open with caution!

[Anonymous]

He has butthole eyes. I hate butthole eyes

[Anonymous]

I was just wondering -- does anyone actually douche anymore? Or has the original term become archaic, so it's now only an insult for douchey guys?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He has butthole eyes. I hate butthole eyes

What are these butthole eyes that you speak of?

[Anonymous]

Ryan Gosling is gay

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He has butthole eyes. I hate butthole eyes

+10000

[Anonymous]

He must be good in bed.

[Anonymous]

Blech, have never liked a think about John Mayer. Nothing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He has butthole eyes. I hate butthole eyes

+10000

New term, FTW! They are definitely pre anal bleaching, which might have to become today's s/o thread.

[Anonymous]

Ok, PPs who posted about Mrs. Beck, the celebrity scavenger hunt, and the photo of him sniffing his Borat mankini: you have MADE MY DAY!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

this is the lamest website in existence!!!!!!
DC moms and dads don't have shit to do except talk shit about John Mayer?
I know who you are, DC mom talkin shit.
Regardless of your views on him or his music he's making a lot more money than your sorry ass
so shut the fuck up and go do something productive for your kids

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He is disgusting. I also read that he masturbates many times a day. I believe he self-reported this in Rolling Stone.

And that makes him gross? Thats at the low level of sleazyness for me.

Heck....i do that.