Please explain John Mayer

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He is disgusting. I also read that he masturbates many times a day. I believe he self-reported this in Rolling Stone.

Don't most men?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He is an awesome songwriter, guitar player and has a beautiful voice. Women eat that shit up

Please name one "awesome" song. I can't think of anything he hasn't done that isn't annoyingly mainstream and derivative.

I love his song "Say". But that's the only one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Who says I can't get stoned?
Turn off the lights and the telephone
Me in my house, alone
Who says I can't get stoned?

Who says I can't be free
From all of the things that I used to be?
Rewrite my history
Who says I can't be free?


It's been a long night in New York City
It's been a long night in Baton Rouge
I don't remember you looking any better
But then again, I don't remember you


Who says I can't get stoned?
Call up a girl that I used to know
Fake love for an hour or so
Who says I can't get stoned?


Who says I can't take time?
Meet all the girls in the county line
Wait on fate to send a sign
Who says I can't take time?


Who says I can't get stoned?
Plan a trip to Japan alone
Doesn't matter if I even go
Who says I can't get stoned?


It's been a long night in New York City
It's been a long time since 22
I don't remember you looking any better
But then again, I don't remember you.

Are these supposed to be really "deep" lyrics or something. Snort.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He is an awesome songwriter, guitar player and has a beautiful voice. Women eat that shit up

Please name one "awesome" song. I can't think of anything he hasn't done that isn't annoyingly mainstream and derivative.

I love his song "Say". But that's the only one.

As in the one where he repeats "say what you need to say" over the top of some totally generic guitar licks over and over and over?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I particularly hate how he attempts clean himself in up when he gets one on the hook and even adopts their style. When he is single he walks around in a poncho and cut off jean shorts. I'll bet he smells like bong water.

Maybe he is great at oral sex?

LOL!

[Anonymous]

Or that guys who are as pretty as Gosling are probably gay?

[Anonymous]

When I look at John Mayer, I am overcome with the deep desire to punch him in the face. Really hard.

[Anonymous]

He looks like Edward Scissorhands. Not Johnny Depp (who actually is hot) but Edward minus the fucked up fingers. Can't stand him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He is an awesome songwriter, guitar player and has a beautiful voice. Women eat that shit up

Please name one "awesome" song. I can't think of anything he hasn't done that isn't annoyingly mainstream and derivative.

I love his song "Say". But that's the only one.

As in the one where he repeats "say what you need to say" over the top of some totally generic guitar licks over and over and over?

LOL

he is a huge tool and a poser. way to jump on the full-sleeve tattoo bandwagon, cool guy


DORK

[Anonymous]

Sniffing his own Borat mankini.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When I look at John Mayer, I am overcome with the deep desire to punch him in the face. Really hard.

This feature has yet to actually repel women. And I think that's the real question: why are so many women attracted to total douchebags?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He is an awesome songwriter, guitar player and has a beautiful voice. Women eat that shit up

Please name one "awesome" song. I can't think of anything he hasn't done that isn't annoyingly mainstream and derivative.

I love his song "Say". But that's the only one.

As in the one where he repeats "say what you need to say" over the top of some totally generic guitar licks over and over and over?

LOL, so true!!

Can't stand the guy either.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Who says I can't get stoned?
Turn off the lights and the telephone
Me in my house, alone
Who says I can't get stoned?

Who says I can't be free
From all of the things that I used to be?
Rewrite my history
Who says I can't be free?


It's been a long night in New York City
It's been a long night in Baton Rouge
I don't remember you looking any better
But then again, I don't remember you


Who says I can't get stoned?
Call up a girl that I used to know
Fake love for an hour or so
Who says I can't get stoned?


Who says I can't take time?
Meet all the girls in the county line
Wait on fate to send a sign
Who says I can't take time?


Who says I can't get stoned?
Plan a trip to Japan alone
Doesn't matter if I even go
Who says I can't get stoned?


It's been a long night in New York City
It's been a long time since 22
I don't remember you looking any better
But then again, I don't remember you.

Not even fifth rate Cole Porter.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When I look at John Mayer, I am overcome with the deep desire to punch him in the face. Really hard.

This feature has yet to actually repel women. And I think that's the real question: why are so many women attracted to total douchebags?

Because many of us want to see if we can "get" a standoffish guy who negs us

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He is an awesome songwriter, guitar player and has a beautiful voice. Women eat that shit up

Please name one "awesome" song. I can't think of anything he hasn't done that isn't annoyingly mainstream and derivative.

That's unfair PP, music is a very personal thing - its a form of art. Perhaps you're too intelligent to understand and appreciate his music...yeah, I think that's it.