Please explain John Mayer

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Anonymous wrote:He is an awesome songwriter, guitar player and has a beautiful voice. Women eat that shit up

Please name one "awesome" song. I can't think of anything he hasn't done that isn't annoyingly mainstream and derivative.

That's unfair PP, music is a very personal thing - its a form of art. Perhaps you're too intelligent to understand and appreciate his music...yeah, I think that's it.

Okay.

"Daughters". Bam. Awesome song.

Nope. Can't stand that schmoopy sentimentality. It's so fake and surface. Give me REM, Bon Iver, Regina Spektor, Jeff Buckley, Feist, etc etc etc any day. I challenge you to listen to their music and read their lyrics and tell me that doesn't move you at a deeper level than dreck like John Mayer. If not, well, I can't help you.

I listen to all these artists and their music moves me just about the same as John Mayer. If he wasn't dumping women left and right, many of you would think his music his great. But you are biased now because he's a cad

Um, no. I just totally, 100% think he sucks monkey balls. I've been forced to listen to an entire John Mayer album before and regret that I will never get that time back. I could care less who he screws, how scruffy he is or how high he gets and when. Do you find it so hard to believe that people genuinely don't like his music?

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Anonymous wrote:"Your body is a wonder land". Greatest song ever.

This is a joke, right? You really need to expand your musical horizons.

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Maybe dating him is an item on some crazy celebrity scavenger hunt type list.

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what the fuck. just...what the fuck.

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Anonymous wrote:what the fuck. just...what the fuck.

Seriously LOL here. I mean, yeah. How can you not think he's a major douche?

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Anonymous wrote:what the fuck. just...what the fuck.

Seriously LOL here. I mean, yeah. How can you not think he's a major douche?

He belongs on that "Pat" SNL sketch about androgyny.

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Anonymous wrote:what the fuck. just...what the fuck.

Seriously LOL here. I mean, yeah. How can you not think he's a major douche?

He belongs on that "Pat" SNL sketch about androgyny.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/281247

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“I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself." (Rolling Stone, 2010)

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Anonymous wrote:“I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself." (Rolling Stone, 2010)

he should jerk himself off a cliff

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Anonymous wrote:what the fuck. just...what the fuck.

I think she taught my DD in 1st grade. Hi Mrs. Beck!

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Anonymous wrote:“I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself." (Rolling Stone, 2010)

he should jerk himself off a cliff

LOL! +1000

Please go away John Mayer!

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I bet he has a Magic Stick in his pants.

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I just assume he's good in bed.

I'm not 100% sold on his music, but there's a pretty big difference between hearing him live/acoustic and the sanitized, generic, produced songs that end up on the radio. I think he's actually very talented and he writes some great stuff but they make it blander for radio.

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe dating him is an item on some crazy celebrity scavenger hunt type list.

Best guess so far!!

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Um, no. I just totally, 100% think he sucks monkey balls. I've been forced to listen to an entire John Mayer album before and regret that I will never get that time back. I could care less who he screws, how scruffy he is or how high he gets and when. Do you find it so hard to believe that people genuinely don't like his music?

This.

And stop repeating that horrid picture. I'm going to have trouble un-seeing it tonight.