Please explain John Mayer
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Anonymous
| I don't understand how he gets so many classically pretty, america's sweethearts to date him. Shouldn't they all be sleeping with Ryan Gosling? What is his allure? He is so repugnant to me on so many levels. |
Anonymous
| ya i think hes gross -- he was kind of cute when he started out but it was a hiccup in time. |
Anonymous
| i know-i'm embarrassed to say that i used to like him. |
Anonymous
| Barf. He's not even that great of a songwriter. I don't get it either. |
Anonymous
| Maybe he's mysterious and they think they can "save" him. |
Anonymous
| He is disgusting. I also read that he masturbates many times a day. I believe he self-reported this in Rolling Stone. |
Anonymous
| He's an excellent guitarist and a total douche. |
Anonymous
| He is an awesome songwriter, guitar player and has a beautiful voice. Women eat that shit up |
Anonymous
Please name one "awesome" song. I can't think of anything he hasn't done that isn't annoyingly mainstream and derivative. |
Anonymous
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Who says I can't get stoned? Turn off the lights and the telephone Me in my house, alone Who says I can't get stoned? Who says I can't be free From all of the things that I used to be? Rewrite my history Who says I can't be free? It's been a long night in New York City It's been a long night in Baton Rouge I don't remember you looking any better But then again, I don't remember you Who says I can't get stoned? Call up a girl that I used to know Fake love for an hour or so Who says I can't get stoned? Who says I can't take time? Meet all the girls in the county line Wait on fate to send a sign Who says I can't take time? Who says I can't get stoned? Plan a trip to Japan alone Doesn't matter if I even go Who says I can't get stoned? It's been a long night in New York City It's been a long time since 22 I don't remember you looking any better But then again, I don't remember you. |
Anonymous
| I cannot stand his music, so I cannot explain the attraction. |
Anonymous
I can't stand the guy, his personality and arrogance but I own all his albums. Many of his songs are not played on the radio but they are beautiful and introspective |
Anonymous
| I don't get why people like him. He's not attractive. I don't care for his music either. |
Anonymous
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Funny, I was just wondering the same thing.
People magazine has Katy Perry on the cover with the headline "Her Bad Romance: What Went Wrong?" I commented to the cashier at CVS that what went wrong is that John Mayer is a dawg. |
Anonymous
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I particularly hate how he attempts clean himself in up when he gets one on the hook and even adopts their style. When he is single he walks around in a poncho and cut off jean shorts. I'll bet he smells like bong water.
Maybe he is great at oral sex? |