Kristi Noem’s bag

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Word is she is having an affair with one of her aides. Both are married. What do want to bet the cash was for a hotel room.

Kristi, you naughty girl. Love those MAGA “family values”!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Word is she is having an affair with one of her aides. Both are married. What do want to bet the cash was for a hotel room.

There’s no way she’s only screwing ONE guy on the side. She’d do a minimum of 3 at the same time. Maybe 5 if she can find that many guys who could get it up for her.

[Anonymous]

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Bag was at her feet while she was sitting in the Capital Burger.

She had a full security detail.

Conclusion: this was NOT a random opportunist. It was targeted.

Inside job? Otherwise, the sec detail should all be fired. Geez. Literally stolen under their noses.

Yeah, that's not a good look for the security detail!

I don't think I've ever had $3000 cash in my bag.

I have. I usually have under $1,000 but sometimes it starts to accumulate. I’d be more worried about the driver’s license, passport and other personal documents. Looks like she might have been targeted.

[Anonymous]

I don't think most people walk around with 3k in cash. But, I can think of 2 occasions that I've had that or more just this year. Also, there are reasons why I may carry over a thousand. For example, if I dont want to leave it in a hotel room.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:What kind of bag was it?

Dogskin.

😭😭

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Word is she is having an affair with one of her aides. Both are married. What do want to bet the cash was for a hotel room.

Hasn’t she been banging Corey since forever?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do we think she had a seperate wallet out of the purse? Where are her credit cards, loyalty cards, gym fob, etc? No work phone? I'm assuming she had her personal phone on the table.

Maybe the “theft” is a way to get out of paying for the meal? Dine and dash?

[Anonymous]

So now someone knows her doctor’s name, her pharmacy and her prescription. There’s a lot of useful information there for someone who wanted to harm or blackmail her. Her badge was also reportedly in her bag. Security did not catch this. Had to be targeted by a foreign government. This entire cabinet is a national security risk. Amateurs. I’m surprised even by his own low standards that Trump isn’t embarrassed by these picks yet. Sounds like her detail doesn’t care for her or they’d be more on the ball.

[Anonymous]

Bloomberg News said she was carrying a Gucci bag. Who puts a Gucci bag ON THE FLOOR?!?!

[Anonymous]

And an LV wallet.

Someone is spendy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And an LV wallet.

Someone is spendy.

Kristi wears a $50k daily watch so this seems like small potatoes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kristi Noem’s handbag was stolen from a restaurant in dc. What else do we think was in there?

https://www.newsweek.com/why-kristi-noem-had-3000-cash-purse-when-it-was-stolen-2062146

So far we know it contained the following

$3 k cash
Medications
Makeup bag
Passport
DHS badge
Apt keys
Blank checks

I am going to say she has nicotine pouches and percocets

Fascinating. I would like all the Trump admins would do a "What's In My Bag?" video.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Word is she is having an affair with one of her aides. Both are married. What do want to bet the cash was for a hotel room.

Is that old news? Corey?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Word is she is having an affair with one of her aides. Both are married. What do want to bet the cash was for a hotel room.

Kristi, you naughty girl. Love those MAGA “family values”!!!

Slutty girls everywhere!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't think most people walk around with 3k in cash. But, I can think of 2 occasions that I've had that or more just this year. Also, there are reasons why I may carry over a thousand. For example, if I dont want to leave it in a hotel room.

What actual reasons? I find this so odd. Are you a boomer who cannot figure out Venmo or Zelle?