Kristi Noem’s handbag was stolen from a restaurant in dc. What else do we think was in there?
https://www.newsweek.com/why-kristi-noem-had-3000-cash-purse-when-it-was-stolen-2062146 So far we know it contained the following $3 k cash Medications Makeup bag Passport DHS badge Apt keys Blank checks I am going to say she has nicotine pouches and percocets |
Which restaurant, I wonder. |
$3k. In CASH!!!
Is that normal? |
Nope. Not one bit. |
Drugs Guns Sex workers Illegal pets Gambling Contract assault (not nearly enough for contract killing) Hotel room with no trace Car rental with no trace Fake documents What is she involved in? |
Blank checks? Who is she out and about writing checks to? Stores don’t take them anymore. |
Now someone has access to her biometric data. She has a security detail.
I am somehow doubting the story and see it more likely pretext to put national guard troops or US military on DC streets. Name location where this purportedly happened. |
Why report the cash? All that does is raise questions. |
“Kristi Noem’s Bag” would make a great Twitter handle. Who else thinks the bag itself probably cost more than the $3k it contained? |
Sounds like a drug dealer. Let's ship her off to El Salvador. |
Agree that is weird. It's weird to carry around that much cash and it would be weird for someone in her position to report it if it were stolen. |
Nicotine patches seem too classy. I bet she chomps on the gum instead. |
What kind of bag was it? |
Wasn't it found in her car |
The missing bag, or it was stolen from her car? If that is the case, she should be fired for stupidity. That said, doesn't she have a security detail driving her everywhere like other cabinet secretaries? |