Kristi Noem’s bag

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Seems suss that the suspect was a white male wearing a medical mask. I'm having trouble picturing the scenario. Not the way crime happens in DC, imho.

Wallet taken by adjacent dinner, phone snatched on street, purse taken from car -- all those I get. But a man taking a woman's bag with SS around? And who wears a mask these days? It almost attracts attention.

Progressive terrorist wear masks, that’s who.

Apparently ICE thugs do as well, so who can really tell the difference these days?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How could a rando in a mask get close enough to the head of DHS to snag her bag without triggering a response by her USSS detail? Even if the bag was on the back of her chair or at her feet, you have to be within 1 foot of her to get it.

This makes zero sense.

Unless someone owed someone else some cash for drugs or a bribe.

Or something gang related. Probably that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She had a go bag! $3,000 cash and a passport!

My first thought as well. Why now though?

[Anonymous]

I am shocked that someone who is a four-time grandma at age 53 isn't responsible enough to secure her purse.

Also, this happening at Capital Burger is so *chef's kiss*

I'd have for sure thought she'd take her out-of-town family members to Le Diplomate.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The "gentleman" who took the bag was caught on cctv. The suspect is a white male and was wearing a mask. Wonder what is his political affiliation, vax status and if he frequents this board?

It is always MAGA, justnlike the shooters.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The Head of Homeland Security couldn’t secure her own purse???? WITEF.

Utter crumpets.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She had a go bag! $3,000 cash and a passport!

And it was gone lol too bad somebody did not get hold of her phone...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Seems suss that the suspect was a white male wearing a medical mask. I'm having trouble picturing the scenario. Not the way crime happens in DC, imho.

Wallet taken by adjacent dinner, phone snatched on street, purse taken from car -- all those I get. But a man taking a woman's bag with SS around? And who wears a mask these days? It almost attracts attention.

Progressive terrorist wear masks, that’s who.

Statically it is a MAGA incel.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:$3k. In CASH!!!

Is that normal?

Sounds like a drug dealer. Let's ship her off to El Salvador.

+1000

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am shocked that someone who is a four-time grandma at age 53 isn't responsible enough to secure her purse.

Also, this happening at Capital Burger is so *chef's kiss*

I'd have for sure thought she'd take her out-of-town family members to Le Diplomate.

[Anonymous]

Who goes out in DC with their passport????

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The "gentleman" who took the bag was caught on cctv. The suspect is a white male and was wearing a mask. Wonder what is his political affiliation, vax status and if he frequents this board?

Looks like a typical MAGA to me.

White? Check.
Male? Check.
Stupid? Check.
Criminal? Check.
Preys on women? Check.


That’s a Trumper. That’s who stole her purse.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Seems suss that the suspect was a white male wearing a medical mask. I'm having trouble picturing the scenario. Not the way crime happens in DC, imho.

Wallet taken by adjacent dinner, phone snatched on street, purse taken from car -- all those I get. But a man taking a woman's bag with SS around? And who wears a mask these days? It almost attracts attention.

Progressive terrorist wear masks, that’s who.

No such thing, trumpie.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am shocked that someone who is a four-time grandma at age 53 isn't responsible enough to secure her purse.

Also, this happening at Capital Burger is so *chef's kiss*

I'd have for sure thought she'd take her out-of-town family members to Le Diplomate.

I don't know about that but a burger place doesn't seem very Easter-y to me. Chicken fingers for Easter dinner? Strange.

[Anonymous]

Word is she is having an affair with one of her aides. Both are married. What do want to bet the cash was for a hotel room.