How are you above average for dcum

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m hyperlexic. I solve six word puzzles every morning, including the NYT crossword, Wordle and Spelling Bee (to Queen Bee) usually in under an hour.

Same!

I also have a way-more-in-need-of-renovation kitchen than that other PP

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:🤔 hmm, definitely the most average average. The best average. You can't get any better at average than me 😉

lol!

I was going to say something similar so I’ll go with typical DCUM irony

I’m the most humble person. No one is more humble than me!

[Anonymous]

Hot and in shape. Can get any guy to sleep with me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a salami that would make horses and donkeys cry.

Keep your salami away from them, you nasty creep.

[Anonymous]

I am more Midwestern because I live in Chicago.

I do find the vibe of these boards to be more intense then the Chicago boards, FWIW. Chicago parents in general seem more comfortable with evites and sibling etiquette at parties.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am 9/10 in every single one of those categories. Investment bankers, politicians, and wealthy SAHMs alike cower in my presence. I am a true intellect and paragon of class. That is why I spend my time posting here on DCUM.

LOL
I love this response!! I can’t really tell if it a joke or the person is serious ( it’s DCUM after all !)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have the least amount of health anxiety.

I win the prize for the most health anxiety. I know too much.

I can one up you- I have bad anxiety about health, family, career .. let’s see who can top that! LOL

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have the least amount of health anxiety.

Excellent health huh?

[Anonymous]

I'm more cosmopolitan.

[Anonymous]

I am above average lazy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:People think I'm in my early 40s. I've had much younger guys ask me out, and much younger women invite me to henfests, and then I proudly say I'm 62. Some roll with it, some don't.

what is a henfest? I picture chickens...

Groups of women who regularly hang out together, usually over wine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m hyperlexic. I solve six word puzzles every morning, including the NYT crossword, Wordle and Spelling Bee (to Queen Bee) usually in under an hour.

Same!

I also have a way-more-in-need-of-renovation kitchen than that other PP

Haha! My kitchen cabinets are decades old! But they have new doors so nobody notices until they start looking for plates or glasses. I really should do something about it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m above average at inadvertently killing threads. So, the one post past necessary poster? Let’s see if I can keep that up here.

That used to be me. You must have taken over my job!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am 9/10 in every single one of those categories. Investment bankers, politicians, and wealthy SAHMs alike cower in my presence. I am a true intellect and paragon of class. That is why I spend my time posting here on DCUM.

LOL
I love this response!! I can’t really tell if it a joke or the person is serious ( it’s DCUM after all !)

Lol it’s a joke

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm 5'7 and 125 lbs, love having sex with my H of 20 years and I initiate a lot. Got pregnant on the 1st try at 41. I spend a significant amount of money on myself, dcum would die knowing how much and on what. I don't judge other people unless it's something major.

But ya do like to talk about yourself...