How are you above average for dcum

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm very smart!

That's average.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am 9/10 in every single one of those categories. Investment bankers, politicians, and wealthy SAHMs alike cower in my presence. I am a true intellect and paragon of class. That is why I spend my time posting here on DCUM.

Are you an Executive?

[Anonymous]

I have the least amount of health anxiety.

[Anonymous]

I think I am aware of my child and their needs. I don’t need to crowd source my parenting decisions and concerns.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have the least amount of health anxiety.

I win the prize for the most health anxiety. I know too much.

[Anonymous]

I have been relatively happy for the last 2 months.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:See? Total flex! Better to be slim than anything else, even rich.

Ah, but I'm slim and have a good marriage.

I have no marriage and an addicted/unwell/hateful ex but a fantastic above average body, generational wealth and am grateful to have healthy, kind, smart kids

Def unlucky in love though.

[Anonymous]

Longevity? I’ve been a regular poster on this website for 18 years.

[Anonymous]

I’m a witch. A real one.

[Anonymous]

I still like my spouse of 23 years.

[Anonymous]

I have a salami that would make horses and donkeys cry.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m 50 and don’t need glasses for distance or reading.

this is my husband. At age 61, and no gray hair.

[Anonymous]

I'm not as anxious and high-strung.

[Anonymous]

I’m hyperlexic. I solve six word puzzles every morning, including the NYT crossword, Wordle and Spelling Bee (to Queen Bee) usually in under an hour.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m a witch. A real one.

Have you hosted an “Ask Me Anything” thread?